I Have Glorious Calves And A Miserable Fcking Life

Uh its a red vs blue sideblog i guess idk buddy*** sometimes I draw *** they/them pronouns

[dead-theta]

Are you alive

trdytfuygiuohip yes im just not active in rvb fandom anymore . i started this blog in high school and im in graduate school now which is so crazy. anyway hope all my old mutuals are doin well i guess

[excalirebagel]

planning session on chorus goes very well for epsilon

[6c617a]

Hey guys just started watching rvb I really like the pale blue dude I hope nothing happens too him

[6c617a]

Oh shit

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Wait he’s ok again nvm

[6c617a]

Oh shit

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No he’s fine

[6c617a]

Oh shit

[6c617a]

He’s good now

[6c617a]

Oh shit

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Wow he’s indistructable

[6c617a]

Oh shit

[6c617a]

I don’t think he can die

[6c617a]

Oh….. shit

[6c617a]

Oh ok so he’s like kinda ok now

[6c617a]

Oh shit…

[mz016aknold]

I’m not the only one thinking about this, right?

[cockbiteproductions]

I am fucking SCREAMING

[campanella]

wash and carolina at pride what will they do

(don’t tag as ship or i’ll fucking get you!!)

[ridiculousbooby-deactivated2015]

south stop hogging all the damn space

[jomeimei421]

Simmons didn’t even let him kill it

Patreon reward for Wordsy! It’s a scene from their fic Foreign Agent, give a read on AO3!

[anneapocalypse]

Criminally underappreciated lines from RvB Season 1:

“That’s right, dead man.”

“A walrus.” “Didn’t I just tell you to stop making up animals?”

“I could blow up the whole goddamn world with this thing.”

“I just want to say, for the record: rocks aren’t people.”

“I just want you to know… I always hated you. I always hated you the most.”

“Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap, oh crap, running, running, running!”

“What do you want from me, a poem?”

“Tell you what, Grif. I’m a fair man. I’ll give you a ten-second head start before I let Lopez here do anything he wants to you.”

“Red Base. Kill everybody. Get the flag back.”

“Like a blue spider? Get it off!”

“I think switching Tex for Church was a good trade.”

“Could you put that in a memo and title it Shit I Already Know?”

“Distraction… that sounds a lot like decoy.”

“Permission to speak freely, sir? That’s really fucking gross.”

“Oh, we’re gonna be best friends.”

“Hello, dirtbags. And a fine hello to you, madam.”

“Wait a second. Lopez is a robot?”

“Ah—ah—ahahahaha! Don’t make me mad.”

“Well, if you don’t appreciate it, I could just kill you right now.”

“I’m from Iowa!” “NOBODY CARES.”

“That was a stirring eulogy.”

“I think you are a mean ghost.”

“No. I never, ever wonder why we’re here. Semper Fi, bitch.”

“UN TANQUE GRANDE!”

“Man, that girl’s got a really good arm.”

“Lopez, I never understood a word you said, but I know one thing: you hated Grif. And that’s the most important thing there is.”

[ask-cloverfield]

I’m rewatching RvB again

[cerealmonster15]

You’re all dead to me 😭

[crantzypants]

Blue team😋can😋suck😋it😅Red team is😘better😎!!

[cerealmonster15]

Finally someone with common sense 🙏

[jomeimei421]

wash has effectively been dumbassified

[dead-theta]

hi! would be okay to use your art with credit?

sorry i took so long to respond tumblr stopped showing me messages for some reason :/ you can definitely use my art, thank you for asking 

[wordsysayswords]

Some of y’all have never tortured and shattered an AI based on your own mind in an effort to bring back your dead wife and it shows

[rvb17-remade]

[valtsv]

I mean I’m glad you don’t hate north for no reason like *cough*ALLTHEFANDOM*cough* does

[starstrike]

Just tortured an ai into fragmentation at Claire’s