Bang the Doldrums
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Bang the Doldrums
Rockstar! Jason Todd x Rockstar! gn! reader headcanons
"And I cast a spell over the west to make you think of me, the same way i think of you''
WC: 200+
absolute cyborg!!<3
work in progress of my drawing of older jason😋
˚꩜。 RED HOOD: REBUILT | CHAPTER FIVE . by cindy
⤷ you finally get the opertunity to get up close and personal with the red hoods psyche. maybe that 'respectful scoop' angle actually works?
You'd just gotten off work. It was around nine o'clock at night.
If you were in Metropolis, you'd have your headphones in, listening to music, romanticising the moment.
But you weren't in Metropolis.
You were in Gotham.
So you had your pearls metaphorically clutched, bag tight against your body and eyes darting around to make sure nothing was coming.
You walk for a while, and everything's fine when a large thump sounds above you.
You scream like you're being brutally mutilated. Eyes closing just in case you're about to die, you'd rather not see it coming.
"AH! GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!"
Then you open your eyes, and it's him.
The Red Hood.
You scowl at him. "Are you fucking serious?"
You hear his modulated chuckle. "Fuck that was hilarious."
You groan, "Why are you stalking a civilian late at night?"
"Because you didn't use the quote I gave you."
You freeze.
"Oh. Right. That."
"Why didn't you?" The masked man asks.
And you shrug, "Felt like information people could abuse. Don't know how, but people online are insane. I've seen them take a small piece of information and turn it into a full-blown detective case."
The Hood nods.
"So you're a journalist with a conscience?"
You chuckle, "Yeah, maybe."
There is silence for a minute.
Then: "You got more questions?"
Wait… he's asking for questions?
"Uh… well… no. But I can think of some." You say quickly. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Think.
Annnddd… nothing.
You sigh, frustrated with yourself. It's been a long day at the Gazette, and your brain is fried.
Red Hood tilts his head at you.
"I'll be on the rooftop outside your apartment at 10 PM tomorrow."
You squint at him. "Creepy."
"You don't have to let me in. Just letting you know." He shrugs. "Call me over; I'll give you ten minutes."
"Why're you doing this?" You find yourself asking.
He exhales and begins climbing the fire escape.
"Because not many people in your position would've kept that quote to themselves." He says, then disappears.
A day later. You've just gotten back home from work.
It's 9:23 PM. Just over half an hour until the interview. You decide thats ample time for a shower.
You go to your bathroom and strip off, running yourself a boiling hot shower.
Just before you get in, you see the text from your now ex–boyfriend. Chase.
CHASE 🤍: bby pls can we talk? i didnt like how you ended our conversation.
Fuck, he's relentless, isn't he?
Ding.
CHASE 🤍: i feel like i need to have my feelings be valid and heard babe. cmon. dont be immature
Ding.
CHASE 🤍: i seriously don't understand why the fuck you got mad at me for saying i wanted u in metropolis. i just miss you babe.
Is he really that fucking stupid?
He'd said he–
No. Not worth the mental energy.
You change his contact to 'DO NOT CALL ❌'.
Your phone dings again; put it on silent and get in the shower.
Honestly? You weren't upset over things ending. This would mean you had more time for your career. More time for you.
Except, a part of you thought he was right. Your life was built in Metropolis. Not Gotham.
Your family? Friends? All in Metropolis.
The only friend you had here was… well… Jason? And he wasn't really a friend. Just a guy you knew.
A while later you're out of the shower, and it's–
10:04.
Fuck. No, no, no. You hurry out of the bathroom in nothing but your towel.
You're at your bedroom window in a millisecond. The one attached to the fire escape as you open the window.
You see him up there. Building across from yours, just like he'd said.
"Sorry! I was in the shower! Come over here!" You call out.
A few seconds later, he's on your fire escape. You see him freeze. You obviously can't see his face, but you can guess what he's thinking.
"Why are you – in a towel?" He asks in that gravelly robotic voice.
"I just told you. I was in the shower."
"Sure." He says plainly, "Better question: Why are you still in the towel?"
You eye him. "I'm not about to waste the only time you're offering me on picking out which pyjamas to wear."
You hear him sigh, "Go change, get your stuff together. I'll give you an extra 10."
You nod and run away from the window, grabbing a pair of pyjamas from your wardrobe, a notebook and pen from your desk, and your recorder.
You plop everything onto your bed, then start changing right there, dropping the towel.
"Jesus fucking – I'm right here." And his tone, despite the modulator, sounded way less robotic. Reminding you that a real person was under there.
You chuckle, "Sorry, give me a sec."
Once your pyjamas are on, you grab everything else you need and come to the window, propping up the recorder on the ledge, pen and notebook in hand.
He leans against the railing of the fire escape.
"You ready?" You ask.
He nods once. You start the recorder.
"Red Hood," You're trying not to sound like you're buzzing about this opportunity, "Thank you for taking the time to talk with me."
"If we were just talking, you wouldn't have that recorder on." He says flatly.
Right. Professional. All business.
You hear him sigh again, mumbling, "No problem."
You look to your notes. "If you could change one thing about Gotham, what would it be?"
He's silent for a moment – "The justice system. It might sound ironic coming from me. But they're pretty corrupt."
You nod, "Speaking of you and justice. Do you feel like you should have to answer for the murders you've committed?" You have to be bold. Lois is. She would be in this situation. Put pressure on him. Healthy pressure. "I mean, I've done the research. Those men, the people you killed, awful people. But why do you get to play God?"
He thinks another moment. As if really trying to make sure he doesn't say something insane or too exposing.
"Actually, yes. I think there is a part of me that wants to answer for what I've done. Practice what I preach and all." He says, "I think now that I'm older, I see that even those people had families. That there were parts of their lives that were important." He continues, "But I can't answer for them for a long time yet. Not when I'm one of the few people who are actually willing to get shit done in this city." His head drops a little. "But yeah. I was younger then. And angry. So fucking angry."
"Angry at what?"
He chuckles darkly – and although you can't see his eyes, you know his gaze is boring into yours.
"The world? How cruel it is to people who don't deserve it?" He exhales, shoulders dropping. "Not saying I'm a saint who doesn't deserve the pain I've gone through, but holy fuck did the world put me on my ass a few times."
"Have you ever told your origin story publicly before?"
"No." He says quickly. Sharp.
You nod, "Would you like to?"
He pauses. But this isn't like the other pauses. This is a shocked silence.
"A journalist asking permission?"
You chuckle softly. "I know. Crazy."
More silence.
Then: "I was taken by the Joker when I was younger. He'd held me captive for about two years."
"How young?" You ask. And you can tell from the way he doesn't respond; that question crosses a personal line. So you change it. "What'd he do in those two years? Lock you up? Complete solitude?"
He shakes his head.
"He's the Joker. He ruins people. Breaks you down and rebuilds you as a machine running on fear."
You tilt your head at him. "Did he torture you?"
"What do you think?"
"How?"
"We'd be here for longer than ten minutes if I told you, and you only have seven left."
You grimace. You look down at your notebook.
The questions you'd pre-planned.
What are your plans for Gotham?
Do you have a message for the street kids that look up to you?
Why the Red Hood? Why Red? Why Hood?
They all felt trivial now. Maybe you were better at your job than you thought.
You threw the notebook and pen onto your bed and faced him again. Still at the window. Him still leaning up against the fire escape railing.
"Were you scared?"
"Ask another question."
"Don't tell me to ask you another question. Just answer it or don't. This is my interview." You say firmly.
"I was a teenager." He says just as firmly. "Would you be?"
You sigh. "Tell me something about you that lives under the hood."
"What?" He's genuinely confused by the question.
"The guy under there, I mean. What's one thing he's into? A hobby or a sport or something."
He shifts his weight to one side slightly, just a little fidget.
"Is this an interview or are you making me a fuckin' dating profile?"
You laugh. "Be careful, I'll ask about your dating history next."
"So you are just like all the other reporters, huh?"
"I'm worse because I'm actually good at my job."
He nods. "Yeah, you are. It's scary."
You smile. "Come on. Give me one thing. A hobby, a favourite colour. Anything."
Red Hood looks over one shoulder to the city. Trying to think. Then back at you.
"Reading. Classics."
Your jaw drops slightly. "You? The artsy type?"
"I never said artsy–"
"Jane Austen?"
He doesn't say anything.
"No way." You shake your head in disbelief. "You heard it here first. The Red Hood reads Pride and Prejudice and enjoys it."
He laughs; you hear it. Modulated, but real.
"And he laughs?" You add.
He stops abruptly and coughs to cover it.
"You got one minute." He says gruffly. "Last question."
You look at him. Thinking. Then:
"No. I've asked all my questions. I'm done." You smile as you grab your recorder and click it once to stop it. You then wander over to your bed where your notepad and pen are and flick to a new page. Writing down ideas and key points for your next article.
You hear a scoff and look up. He's still there.
"Need something?" You smirk.
He shakes his head, "You're really weird."
"Lucky that's off the record. I could get you cancelled for less."
He laughs, "If I haven't been cancelled for what I've already done? I think I'm immune."
You nod, "Go away, I'm writing now."
He shakes his head, turning to the railing, climbing over it slowly. "You're welcome."
"Thank you!" You call out as he disappears.
Nevermind. You have two friends in Gotham now.
Jason Todd and the Red Hood. Pretty good group, no?
🤍 RED HOOD: REBUILT MASTERLIST
work in progress of my drawing of older jason😋
older jason!! :9 (knightfight design ofc) (twt prompt)
Dating Jason Todd
Summary: Headcanons on dating Jason Todd Requested: requested by @graciepie09: I was wondering maybe you could batboys + Conner and Jon Kent bf head cannon a/n: Damn, never realised how much story potential I had for Jason up until now
🎯| Jason is an amazing cook, so cooking dinner for you is one of his most consistent romantic gestures. Every Sunday, he'll ask you what you want to have for dinner that week, make a list of all the ingredients and send you out to get the. If it wasn't for the fact that he's a major crime lord, he would have gone out himself. For his birthday one year, you'd brought him this frilly apron with 'kiss the cook' printed on the front in swirly letters as a gag gift, but he actually loved it and now wears it every time he cooks
🎯| Because of Jasons... unconventional job, you've become decently good at patching him up. You hid medical kits in every crevice of his home, and made sure to restock them monthly. The first time you were there when he came home with an injury, you almost had a panic attack. He tried his absolute best to comfort you through stitching up the deep cut on his back shoulder blade, despite him being the one almost bleeding out. That was actually the day you decided to move in with him, you couldn't bare to imagine what would have happened if you weren't there to help
🎯| While most partners would get an initial tattoo on their arm or matching piercings to represent their partner, your dyed you hair. More specifically, you dyed yours to have the same white strip that Jason had. The first time he saw you with it, his soul left his body thinking you'd gotten it from the Lazarus pit or something. That was the first and up until your not legally binding wedding day the last time you'd ever seen Jason Todd cry. He didn't let you out of his arms for one second that night, and you certainly weren't going to argue
🎯| Every night without fail, Jason will read his old romance books out loud to you. Pride and Prejudice, Wuthering Heights, Villette, you could recite passages of them in your sleep because of the tradition. Occasionally, you'll speak them to Jason, like your own little version of flirting with each other. He always knows exactly what to say back, having read the books many different times. Once, you did it in front of his family and the stared at you oddly, liked you were aliens
🎯| Telling you he's Red Hood was one of the most terrifying things he's ever had to do. Mainly because he's straight up killed people, but also because he's technically dead according to the death certificate he has stuffed under his bed. He almost wanted you to be mad, upset, scared, that was something he's dealt with before. Instead, you just sat on his couch, completely shocked, not saying a word. When you'd first met, he'd told you that having the same name as the famous dead adopted Wayne was a funny coincidence, but it wasn't. Then adding on the fact he was Red Hood, it almost broke your brain. You didn't talk to him for a week afterwards, and it practically killed Jason. But eventually you sat down and worked through the shock
🎯| Jason always traveled by motorcycle, which made you his backpack. (FYI, being a backpack in this context is when you sit in the back of the bike with the biker) It was terrifying, and the only reason he stuck near the speed limits. Normally, you would make him take your car, but every once in a while a hero or vigilante would crush it and you'd go a while without it.
🎯| A popular place for you guys to go on dates is the gun range. He would help you learn to aim and how to stand properly. Eventually you got the hang of it all on your own, and with Jason's teaching, would absolutely obliterate the other players' scores. Sometimes, you would challenge him to a round, loser buys nachos from the bar behind, and every time without fail he'll let you win. Not by much, but just enough where you'd think he's actually trying
🎯| One thing he didn't really register mentally when you started dating was other crime lords trying to get to you. When you didn't show up for a date one night, he went over to your place and found it trashed with you nowhere to be found. Of course, Jason was smart and found where you were and broke you out imminently, covering your ears and covering your vision by hugging your face to his chest before he shot their heads off. He didn't let you leave his place for week after that, causing chaos until the entirety of Gotham's criminals agreed that was not worth it to involve you in anything again
Fool me once I kill myself on the spot
D!ck and Jason./
━━━━━━━ THIS CAN GO ONE OF TWO WAYS
𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠: bf!jason todd x fem!reader
𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: roy calls you at 2 am, apparently jason is drunk and needs you
𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: 1.1k words, none, fluff, CRACK, sort of part 2 for this, roy is there too, 1 sexual comment, not edited just proof-read 🚬
<𝟑: art creds to @quezartt
You’re currently wearing one of Jason’s Gotham U hoodies (you suspect it’s not actually Jason’s) that reaches down to your legs, along with your winter boots. Aside from that, you’re wearing your pyjamas and nothing else.
You’re absolutely freezing your ass off, and by the time you barge into the club Roy sent you the address to, you swear you’re on the verge of hypothermia.
You would’ve told him to fuck off because it’s literally two a.m. But he called with Jason’s phone, and told you to come right now.
You need to come. It’s Jason.
━━━━━━━ TIED HIM DOWN TO MY QUEEN BED
𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠: boyfriend!jason todd x female!reader
𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: steph calls jason drunk, he has to come pick you up right now. only problem? you insist you won’t be leaving with anyone who isn’t your amazing boyfriend, not recognising the man in front of you.
𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: none, fluff, crack, reader is lowk a freak for jason (#me2) , flustered jason, 1k words, want to see jason drunk? here it is!
<𝟑: art creds to @quezartt
Jason had broken several speed limits, but he didn’t really care. His mind was solely focused on you—or more specifically, you in the background of Steph’s call.
He'd checked his phone enough times to kill the battery twice over. Not because he was worried, Steph was with you and he knew you were more than capable of taking care of yourself.
Still, the movie had long faded into background noise. Every time his phone buzzed, his head snapped up before he could stop it.
Pathetic. Jason blamed you.
He was only half-aware that he’d parked the bike somewhere out of view—someone was bound to steal it if not—and entered the bar where you and Steph had gone for drinks.
"I miss him," you’d drawled, stretching out the i's, clearly drunk, while Stephanie giggled as she spoke. "Oh yeah, definitely come pick her up."
At the end of the place, where the music was loudest and didn’t bother the other patrons as much, were you and Steph, with an empire of empty drinks populating the wooden table.
Your head was tossed back, smiling and laughing as you played with the edge of Steph’s dress.
"Where is myyy husband?" You frowned—bottom lip wobbling—then you giggled. "Well, we aren’t married just yet, but in my mind we are."
Steph nodded very seriously, feeding into your delusions.
"Mrs. Todd has a nice ring to it, doesn’t it?" You looked the blonde girl dead in the eye. "Doesn’t it?"
She nodded. "Mrs. Todd sounds kind of expensive."
Jason coughed awkwardly, hands shoved into his jacket pockets.
Stephanie smiled. "Took you long enough."
You swept your eyes up and down him.
His heart kicked once against his ribs. You were unfairly gorgeous. Not that he'd ever tell you that to your face of course.
"Is this your ride, Steph?"
She looked between the two of you. "No?"
You raised a brow, still looking him dead in the eye. "Then why is he standing there looking at us?"
Steph’s brows furrowed before she began laughing as if there were no tomorrow.
"It’s not funny, Steph," Jason said.
She pretended to wipe a tear from her eye. "It’s hilarious."
"Do you need something?"
"I’m picking you up." He stated.
Your eyes widened so much it was almost comical. “No way! I have a boyfriend, thankyouverymuch, and I won’t be leaving if it’s not with him!"
Jason bit the inside of his cheek. "Baby, I’m your boyfriend."
You scrunched your nose. "Stop lying. My boyfriend is the prettiest man there is, I’d recognise him anywhere.” You sighed dreamily. Wow, talk about whiplash. "He has beautiful eyes," you continued, licking your lips, "and amazing biceps." You looked at him in anger again. "You either leave, or I’ll tell him to beat you up."
Funny thing was, Jason didn’t exactly know how to feel. He was slightly heartbroken that you didn’t recognize him. But the same time, you were threatening complete strangers on his behalf.
Something stupid happened in his chest, right where his myocardium was. "Beat me up, huh?"
"Yes!" you said, very self-assured. The you dropped your voice to a whisper. “He’s a massive softie, though, but don’t tell him I told you."
Steph patted your back. "He won’t, babes."
"Good." You rested your chin on your fist. "He’s so dreamy."
"Good for you," Jason said, and headed to the bar to ask for two glasses of water.
When he came back, you were still mumbling about munching on his bicep like it was an apple.
He was never recovering from this.
He offered the drinks, and Steph drank hers down without hesitation.
"This is not tequila."
Jason pinched the bridge of his nose with his free hand. "It’s water."
You eyed him skeptically. "You again. Didn’t we tell you to shoo?"
He offered you the drink.
You stared at it, then at him. “I’m not taking drinks from strangers."
"You’re clearly drunk, baby."
"Only my boyfriend calls me that, you can’t." Your lip wobbled again. "I miss him."
Jason's chest tightened. "I think you should take the water."
Steph pulled out a couple crumpled bills and left them on the table. "Let’s go."
You let her drag you out of your chair, but at the last moment, you nearly lost your balance— Jason immediately caught your waist, steadying you.
You shrieked.
Like a cat that had just been kicked in the street, the whole bar turned toward the source of the noise and Jason thought death didn’t sound that bad after all.
"I." You smacked his arm. "Have." Again. "A boyfriend!"
And because things couldn’t possibly get worse, a tall, jacked man approached the two of you.
"Is he bothering you?"
You sniffled. "Yeah."
The man gave Jason the meanest stink-eye. "I think you should leave, man."
Jason was suddenly very aware that this was exactly how kidnappings looked.
"It’s her boyfriend. She’s just really drunk," Steph said, coming to his rescue like an angel.
The man crossed his arms. "And I’m just supposed to believe that?"
Steph sighed and pulled out her phone. Her movements were shaky as she tapped the screen with too much force. At least she could still see it. "Here. This was last week."
The man inspected the photo for a beat too long before nodding and leaving. Not before glaring at Jason one last time.
You rested heavily against Steph as he walked the two of you—a pair of newborn fawns learning to walk—outside. Jason right behind you, making sure that if any of you fell nothing bad would happen.
He immediately scanned the street; parked cars, empty sidewalk, three people across the road. No apparent problems.
Then you started singing. "You know that song by Doja Cat?" You coughed and began singing extremely off-key.
"Tie him down to my queeeeen bed—ugh, I love him so much. I’d let him put me in—"
Steph smacked a hand on your mouth. “Ew, not about Jason.”
You shrugged and raised your arms.
Heat crawled up the back of Jason’s neck. He ignored it.
Thank God it was late at night and there wasn’t sufficient light to rat him out.
"I’m sure he knows." He said finally.
You spun around, and for a horrifying second he thought you’d fall.
Somehow, you stayed upright.
“Jason!"
Before he knew it, you were wrapping your arms around him and dropping like dead weight.
He caught you automatically. Of course he did.
He hoisted you up gently so you wouldn’t get dizzy, then you nuzzled your face into his chest.
"I missed you. There was this guy who kept standing there. What a creep!"
He rubbed slow circles into your back. "I’m sure he was."
"But you’re here now, so it’s okay."
Steph could be heard laughing in the background.
Jason didn’t care.
𑣲𝓛𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐨𝐲˚.🎀༘⋆
Jason Todd who is an absolute loverboy…
𑣲⋆LOVERBOY! JASON TODD... who completely loses all his bones the second the apartment door clicks shut. for a guy who spends his nights dodging gunfire and playing the tough guy, he turns into pure liquid muscle on your couch. he will collapse his entire upper body across your lap, burying his nose into your waist with a heavy, shuddering sigh that practically shakes his whole 220lb frame just to let the stress bleed out.
𑣲⋆LOVERBOY! JASON TODD... who is an absolute nightmare to literally everyone else in gotham, but turns into a complete marshmallow the second you’re in the room. he’ll spend his entire afternoon barkin’ orders, snapping at tim, throwing sarcastic insults at people, and scowling like he hates the entire world. but the moment you walk through the door? his whole posture softens, his jaw unclenches, and he’s pulling you onto his lap before he even finishes his sentence.
→ His family genuinely does not know how to react to seeing a guy who normally looks like he wants to punch a wall softly nuzzling his face into your hair and whispering sweet nothings like he wasn’t just screaming two minutes ago.
𑣲⋆LOVERBOY! JASON TODD... who treats you like you’re made of spun glass. he’s got massive, calloused, scarred hands, but the way he holds you is absurdly soft. he loves resting a heavy palm on the back of your neck or softly thumbing over your bottom lip while he’s distracted.
𑣲⋆LOVERBOY! JASON TODD… who is an absolute menace for press-and-hold kisses—soft, lingering presses into the crook of your elbow, your shoulder blades, and right behind your ear where he knows it makes you shiver.
𑣲⋆LOVERBOY! JASON TODD... who displays affection in the most quiet, domestic ways imaginable. he’ll spend hours sitting on the edge of the bed going on long, passionate rants about whatever classic literature he’s reading that week, his eyes lighting up while he explains every character arc to you.
→ he’ll also hand-craft custom leather bookmarks for you, carefully stamping your initials into them or burning little designs into the corner just so you have something special for your own books. he remembers every little detail about your routine—always making sure your favorite tea is stocked, pulling the covers over you when you fall asleep on the couch, and leaving tiny, messy love notes tucked into your jacket pockets before he goes out on patrol.
𑣲⋆LOVERBOY! JASON TODD... whose dates are a seamless mix of domesticity and ridiculously thoughtful effort. he’s not taking you to some uptight, five-star restaurant where he has to wear a stiff suit and fake a smile; he’d much rather take you to a tiny, hole-in-the-wall diner at 2:00 AM, sitting in a vinyl booth and sharing a plate of fries while you both talk about nothing. or he’ll plan late-night rooftop dates with a heavy fleece blanket, hot coffee in thermos cups, and a quiet view of the city skyline, keeping his arm wrapped tight around your waist so the cold wind doesn't even touch you.
𑣲⋆LOVERBOY! JASON TODD... who is a total whiny submissive for you behind closed doors. all that red hood arrogance completely evaporates the second you tease him or make him wait. if you hold back or drag your fingers along his skin without touching him where he wants, he turns into the whiniest man on the planet. he’ll bury his face in your neck, whimpering softly, pulling on your waist, and begging you to just give in.
𑣲⋆LOVERBOY! JASON TODD... who melts the second you take control. you can pin his wrists above his head—even though he could easily overpower you—and he will just go completely pliable and soft into the mattress. his eyes get dark and glassy, his breath hitched, softly pleading with you, “please... tell me what you want me to do.” he is so embarrassingly praise-hungry that running a hand through his hair and whispering a soft “good boy” against his ear will literally send him over the edge, leaving him clingy and helpless for the rest of the night.
𑣲⋆LOVERBOY! JASON TODD... takes loving you so seriously it’s almost stupid. he will send single-word replies to bruce and dick, but sends you three-paragraph rants about a book he’s reading or petty complaints about anyone other than you. he leaves his softest oversized hoodies at your place on purpose just to see you drowning in them while making coffee. he’s a man so deeply in love with you that he doesn't even know what to do with himself, and he’ll never let a second go by without making sure you know it.
A/n never falling for the “Jason is rough” propaganda. He is the most submissive, whiny, and pathetic man ever I said what I said.
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Mando Jason Todd 😦 //
Don't Touch and Drive
Summary & CW: Suggestive (MDNI), hand job (?)…. & dirty talk(?), song fic (e85 by don toliver), pushing my biker!jason propaganda, cursing, no use of y/n, Jason POV
Pairing: Jason Todd x Fem!Reader
Word Count: 0.9k
A/N: PLEASE DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME! Another piece out the Kiln! Thank you to @akusuincoffee for requesting! Im so sorry it took me this long I literally listened to this song a million times trying to get inspo for it LMFAO, as always I hope you enjoy my lovelies (only one piece lefttttt)
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The only thing he could focus on was the sound of your laugh over the wind, it was something sweet and bright. The cadence was so divine, he couldn’t help himself but smile under the helmet.
Jason finally had a night off that coincided with one of yours. Not wasting the opportunity, you both decided to go on one of your famous night rides. It reminds you of the earlier days, when neither of you had money save for a tank of gas and a greasy burger your stomach would hate you for later.
The second he called you to give you the good news, you did all but cry your phone. He had to pull the phone away from his ear at the sound of your squealing, Bruce raised an eyebrow at him when he heard your voice through Jason’s busted speaker.
Night rides were a lost art in your opinion. There was something so beautiful about having the wind rushing past you, the thrill coating your stomach from the bike, and music blaring in your ears.
Jason could feel every part of your body on his back. Considering the fact that all you wore was that romper of yours, not much was left for the imagination. He felt all your warmth bleeding in through his cotton t-shirt, and he’d never been more grateful for opting for a thinner one. The feeling of your arms against him, legs parallel to his, your front on his back, it was perfect. He could never ask for anything more.
The giggles escaping your lips were sounds of pure joy- he’d drown in the sound if he had the chance. If the bubbling feeling that arose in him at of your laugh was what awaited him for the remainder of eternity, he wanted forever to start tomorrow.
Your chin rests on his left shoulder, helmets bumping occasionally as he weaves through cars on the New Jersey highways. Jason wasn’t one for patience -hell, was famous for lacking it- but he’d sit through every batch of traffic this state cursed him with, so long that you were at his side.
Finally seeing the exit sign, he cuts over to the right lane and for once, the exit is empty. This part of Gotham looks like a ghost town, stranded even. There’s no cars, no bikes, no people hanging out on the corner.
Just you, him, and a red light.
After about thirty seconds, his head turns left, right, then left again before mumbling, “I could just run it.”
“Jason Peter Todd,” you pull back from his shoulder to slap him upside the head, “you are not going to be running a red light. Waiting two more minutes isn’t going to kill you.”
“And how would you know? Maybe I want to try death by car, I’ve done it by bomb,” his voice is so annoyingly matter-of-fact, you’re tempted to fall for the ragebait.
“Fine. Be my guest and run it,” you huff already pushing off him, “but just so you know that if you do, I’m hoping off the bike and walking my ass home.”
“Babyyyyy” he draws out the vowel, whining almost.
Your arms are crossed over your chest, and he tilts his head back so his helmet kisses yours. You don’t make another noise, letting the honks of the highway behind you both speak for you. Another minute passes and the light doesn’t change from red.
He scoffs and leans forward again and this time, you lean with him. Your arms wrap around his midsection, but only for a moment. He tries -really he does- to not think too hard on how your right hand starts traveling down. e tries
“Doll,” his voice cracks with hesitation.
You merely hum back as your hand rests over his jeans, feeling the erection he’s failing to hide. Heat flushes his cheeks and he’s suddenly grateful for the polarized cover the helmet provides. Shifting slightly in the small seat, your hand squeezes a miniscule amount and he groans.
“Princess,” he’s breathless, “what’re you doing?”
“Nothing baby,” you sound so innocent, as if you weren’t getting him off at a light, “just focus on the road.”
He thinks he’s going to be strangled. His hands start white-knuckling the handlebars of the motorcycle while you palm him through his jeans. The worst part about it all- you talked him through it.
“You’re doing so good for me,”
“Just a little longer,”
“Oh my pretty boy,”
That last one almost has him creaming in his pants. He’s no longer leaning forward on the bike but rested against you. His head thrown back on your shoulder, staring at the stars as heaven reaches him at this exit. His breaths are heavy and he doesn’t think he’s ever been so aroused.
“Hey Hood?” Dick’s voice rings through his helmet, solidifying his veins to ice.
Never in this second life, has he been cockblocked this bad. If Dick ever connects himself to his comm system without asking again, he’ll shoot him for real that time.
“There goes the moment,” you snicker to yourself, moving your hand back up his torso much to Jason’s dismay.
He has to clear his throat before responding with a “Yeah?”
“You’ve been at that intersection for a while,” he sounds concerned, but there’s amusement lingering in it, “you know that light’s been busted since Monday right?”
Loving you was going to be the death of him.
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Don't Touch and Drive
Summary & CW: Suggestive (MDNI), hand job (?)…. & dirty talk(?), song fic (e85 by don toliver), pushing my biker!jason propaganda, cursing, no use of y/n, Jason POV
Pairing: Jason Todd x Fem!Reader
Word Count: 0.9k
A/N: PLEASE DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME! Another piece out the Kiln! Thank you to @akusuincoffee for requesting! Im so sorry it took me this long I literally listened to this song a million times trying to get inspo for it LMFAO, as always I hope you enjoy my lovelies (only one piece lefttttt)
•───────•°•♡•°•───────•
The only thing he could focus on was the sound of your laugh over the wind, it was something sweet and bright. The cadence was so divine, he couldn’t help himself but smile under the helmet.
Jason finally had a night off that coincided with one of yours. Not wasting the opportunity, you both decided to go on one of your famous night rides. It reminds you of the earlier days, when neither of you had money save for a tank of gas and a greasy burger your stomach would hate you for later.
The second he called you to give you the good news, you did all but cry your phone. He had to pull the phone away from his ear at the sound of your squealing, Bruce raised an eyebrow at him when he heard your voice through Jason’s busted speaker.
Night rides were a lost art in your opinion. There was something so beautiful about having the wind rushing past you, the thrill coating your stomach from the bike, and music blaring in your ears.
Jason could feel every part of your body on his back. Considering the fact that all you wore was that romper of yours, not much was left for the imagination. He felt all your warmth bleeding in through his cotton t-shirt, and he’d never been more grateful for opting for a thinner one. The feeling of your arms against him, legs parallel to his, your front on his back, it was perfect. He could never ask for anything more.
The giggles escaping your lips were sounds of pure joy- he’d drown in the sound if he had the chance. If the bubbling feeling that arose in him at of your laugh was what awaited him for the remainder of eternity, he wanted forever to start tomorrow.
Your chin rests on his left shoulder, helmets bumping occasionally as he weaves through cars on the New Jersey highways. Jason wasn’t one for patience -hell, was famous for lacking it- but he’d sit through every batch of traffic this state cursed him with, so long that you were at his side.
Finally seeing the exit sign, he cuts over to the right lane and for once, the exit is empty. This part of Gotham looks like a ghost town, stranded even. There’s no cars, no bikes, no people hanging out on the corner.
Just you, him, and a red light.
After about thirty seconds, his head turns left, right, then left again before mumbling, “I could just run it.”
“Jason Peter Todd,” you pull back from his shoulder to slap him upside the head, “you are not going to be running a red light. Waiting two more minutes isn’t going to kill you.”
“And how would you know? Maybe I want to try death by car, I’ve done it by bomb,” his voice is so annoyingly matter-of-fact, you’re tempted to fall for the ragebait.
“Fine. Be my guest and run it,” you huff already pushing off him, “but just so you know that if you do, I’m hoping off the bike and walking my ass home.”
“Babyyyyy” he draws out the vowel, whining almost.
Your arms are crossed over your chest, and he tilts his head back so his helmet kisses yours. You don’t make another noise, letting the honks of the highway behind you both speak for you. Another minute passes and the light doesn’t change from red.
He scoffs and leans forward again and this time, you lean with him. Your arms wrap around his midsection, but only for a moment. He tries -really he does- to not think too hard on how your right hand starts traveling down. e tries
“Doll,” his voice cracks with hesitation.
You merely hum back as your hand rests over his jeans, feeling the erection he’s failing to hide. Heat flushes his cheeks and he’s suddenly grateful for the polarized cover the helmet provides. Shifting slightly in the small seat, your hand squeezes a miniscule amount and he groans.
“Princess,” he’s breathless, “what’re you doing?”
“Nothing baby,” you sound so innocent, as if you weren’t getting him off at a light, “just focus on the road.”
He thinks he’s going to be strangled. His hands start white-knuckling the handlebars of the motorcycle while you palm him through his jeans. The worst part about it all- you talked him through it.
“You’re doing so good for me,”
“Just a little longer,”
“Oh my pretty boy,”
That last one almost has him creaming in his pants. He’s no longer leaning forward on the bike but rested against you. His head thrown back on your shoulder, staring at the stars as heaven reaches him at this exit. His breaths are heavy and he doesn’t think he’s ever been so aroused.
“Hey Hood?” Dick’s voice rings through his helmet, solidifying his veins to ice.
Never in this second life, has he been cockblocked this bad. If Dick ever connects himself to his comm system without asking again, he’ll shoot him for real that time.
“There goes the moment,” you snicker to yourself, moving your hand back up his torso much to Jason’s dismay.
He has to clear his throat before responding with a “Yeah?”
“You’ve been at that intersection for a while,” he sounds concerned, but there’s amusement lingering in it, “you know that light’s been busted since Monday right?”
Loving you was going to be the death of him.
•───────•°•♡•°•───────•
TAGLISTS All: @gglouise23 @demigod-jack-hearth @nicndick @scissorhvnds @princessak @slut4hotppl @bat1nsignia @starr-jazz @i-gotta-go-so-much-bigger @mystiquevoid @patientofarkhamasylum @starkkat @loserinadress @leovaldez0924 @actualunicornn @kaiiii1009 @arfemiz @boombopbam Jason Todd: @celestialnightwing @inesvisible @angelicwing @igotcrabs4u @theonlysakura @clownstheyreeverywhere @starrydustedwinter @valinat @rae-akarui @currentblasphemy @kisses717 @waltermis @jude-inej
*batman voice* Gerard Way?