Your Favorite Mortician

They/Them | Lesbian himejoshi and fujoshi | Writer and artist | 🦷🍎

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Vampire zanka my beloved

I need a vampire au where aibo is the stake meant to kill him

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Bless kei urana for giving rudo a fursona

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Do you think they have brain rot on the sphere 😔

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I think enjin is very transmasc coded but some of yall are not ready to hear that

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tech week is soon 😢😢

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Woah me too 🤯

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I’m really sad I convinced my dad to take me to target to get me some nail polish and I found this BEAUTIFUL glittery purple/pink that seemed like it shifted colors almost and my dad agreed to buy it for me because I’ve been having a bad week so we also got some other shit and checked out.

But when I got home and went to open the nail polish, it wasn’t in either bag! And there were no rips in the bags either :( I’m so so sad I was really excited to use it as I don’t own any nail polish I’ve actually chosen for myself (I have one bottle of red I got for Christmas) and I just wanted pretty nails

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It went to the backrooms

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I had all you can eat for dinner tonight oughhh I’m so full oughhh

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Quick fem Zanka

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Call me jeans the way im distressed

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Just finished the final episode of tadc with my 50 father (he’s a huge fan) I explained that Jax was trans and all he said was “She’s Jaxing off”

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Love reading unbetaed fics what is a croissant moon

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Going to find and flay the goodwill employee who did this.

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Current betting pool consists of:

-37 cents

-a lotion bottle cap

-one apple seed

-almond that has been in one players mouth

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I love grissini it fells like eating wood minus the splinters

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One of my Clark head canons is that he is so sentimental (and just bad with money) that he still has the same beat up pick up truck from high school.

The truck is so crappy that for some reason it can no longer start and instead of fixing it or getting a new car he uses his powers to essentially make it into a very expensive little tikes car.

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Arms race? Don’t you usually do that with your legs?