DEADBXTE

Hey there, I'm just some dork who is fascinated by a ton of random bullshit. The Best Friend My ACNL Blog

[glitter-tartan-pie]

Don’t make me use them, I’ll make it look like an accident….

[foodluxury]

Love Food? This blog is for you.

[shannonpattillo]

[foodluxury]

Love Food? This blog is for you.

[foodluxury]

Love Food? This blog is for you.

[foodluxury]

Love Food? This blog is for you.

[foodluxury]

Love Food? This blog is for you.

[foodluxury]

Love Food? This blog is for you.

[foodluxury]

Love Food? This blog is for you.

[foodluxury]

Love Food? This blog is for you.

[foodluxury]

Love Food? This blog is for you.

[confirmance]

Fucking ugly cunt. Kill yourself👌

[foodluxury]

Love Food? This blog is for you.

[omgtsn]

[omgtsn]

a masterpost

[kat-reverie]

fUVK HSDGUJWKEG i love this

[mistahgrundy]

SPOOPY BUS

[blue-spew-deactivated20150603]

This is actually pissing me off. It has begun to ruin halloween for me knowing people don’t spell check. Things are massed produced in factories and sent out for sale to the public spelt spoopy, doo, and creppy. Like what the actual fuck. My computer even automatically changes spoopy to spooky. I mean, come on. The best holiday season and businesses don’t even care enough about it to spell check the items they’re gonna sell. Fuck this shit.

[omgtsn]

come on buddy wheres your smngfiehp cheer

[a-constellation-of-bees]

HOW DO YOU FUCK UP THAT BADLY IM DYING

[castiel--for--king]

I particularly like the ‘Doo’ ghost

[wholockedcumberwumber]

The Doo Ghost

[servive]

WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS ON TUMBLR - I FEEL LIKE THIS ISSUE NEEDS TO BE ADDRESSED.

I FEEL LIKE I HAVE BEEN DENIED A GREAT HONOR.

[stephiecarcar]

.let me tell you kids a story right now. 

this GUY WENT FISHING AT THIS LAKE-OCEAN DROPOFF NEAR TAMPA. AND MY FATHER HAPPENED TO BE FISHING NEAR THE SAME PLACE. SO THIS KID HAD A TANGLED LINE AND MY DAD HELPED THE LITTLE SHIT, AND AFTERWARDS MY DAD GOES LIKE “YOU LOOK LIKE ONE OF THOSE HARRY POTTER KIDS, MY DAUGHTER HAS THIS BLONDE KID O N HER LAPTOP BACKGROUND, AND YOU LOOK LIKE HIM. AND THEN MY DAD SAYS THAT THIS LITTLE SHIT RIGHT HERE JUST CHUCKLES AND ASKS MY DAD TO CALL ME ON THE PH ONE. SO THATS HOW I TALKED TO TOM FELTON FOR ABOUT A MINUTE AND HE ASKED ME ABOUT SCHOOL AND HOW I  LIKED THE BOOKS AND THE MOVIES AND HOW I DIED FOR LIKE A LIFETIME.

AND THEN MY DAD ASKED HIM “SO YOU ARE THE HARRY POTTER KID”. AND HES LIKE “YEAH” AND THATS HOW I DIED AND MY FATHER HAD A 10 MIN CONVERSATION WITH THIS FUCKER ABOUT FISHING.

[1los]

[barmy-owl]

THAT IS THE CUTEST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN! DAMN, BITCH!

[talicatkills]

Reblog everytime

[youngwhiteboi]