I Don’t Know What I Expected

[deaddeerdonoteat]

About me:

I’m vegan and annoying. I like telling people about how they should cook tofu or how they should try soy curls. I have recipe ideas for you, I promise.

I’ll draw you stuff in exchange for money, I guess. I made a Ko-fi account for dumb little commissions. If there’s any interest at all, I’ll add more elaborate options. If there’s no interest I’m gonna keep being lazy, thank you.

That’s it, I only have two things to say about myself.

[etriva]

sometimes I have to pause the television and scream for a little bit

[etriva]

it's true, a dracula is also there

[cerebrobullet]

[ysketball]

No one talks about the homoeroticism of Sam Rockwell and Ben Schwartz

[deaddeerdonoteat]

[deaddeerdonoteat]

Symon with a Y got just two scenes and they were great, but I still maintain he was wasted. I may have to steal this singing-sci-fi-inventor-who-does-close-up-magic character.

[ben-schwartz-superiority]

House of Lies

(Spoiler: the lie was that these two weren't in love the whole time)

[deaddeerdonoteat]

I just love doing these scritchy-scratchy drawings that take up too much of my time.

Anyway, I posted Chapter 4 of my House of Lies fic. If you were waiting for Clyde/Doug content, well, there it is.

[yasperapologist]

Xavier | Official Website | The Afterparty

Official website for The Afterparty character Xavier, played by Dave Franco.

I just discovered the archive.org page for xavier-music.com (which now redirects to AppleTV's page for The Afterparty). It is a GOLDMINE.

We've got dates for the (cancelled) imma live forever tour:

We've got a fake merch site:

We've got four official albums:

I'll post more, but you should check the website out for yourself.

[deaddeerdonoteat]

Lowkey mad it’s not real merch lol.

[deaddeerdonoteat]

I didn’t forget about this story either. Chapter 14 of I didn’t think we’d end up like this is here and slightly unhinged with an excess of emotion.

[deaddeerdonoteat]

I didn’t forget exactly, but I keep doing stuff and not posting.

Anyway, Chapter 12 of Scenes from a Trainwreck is all about Yasper and Brett.

[deaddeerdonoteat]

Ben Schwartz Discord is watching Undercovers, so what if there was more Bill Hoyt fanfic? God knows how much further I’ll get, but we can dream.

[blackmoonsignal]

ben schwartz answered my question on his insta q+a and now nothing can put a damper on my day!!!!!!!! NOT ONE THING!!!!!!!

[deaddeerdonoteat]

👀

[deaddeerdonoteat]

Yeah, yeah, I posted Chapter 6 of my Jewish gay panic fanfiction, Gut Shabbos.

[ysketball]

Andre my underrated obsessive king.

[deaddeerdonoteat]

Yes, let’s talk about BenScott!

[yasperapologist]

you want me to go to a st. patrick’s day party? The thing that killed Skape Diem?

[deaddeerdonoteat]

Happy 20 year anniversary of the worst St Patrick’s Day party ever.

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Maybe you thought I forgot about my Brett/Yasper/Xavier threeXome fic, Scenes from a Trainwreck? Well, I didn’t, and now there’s a Chapter 11.

[deaddeerdonoteat]

If I tried to explain the plot of Take it Again from the Top it would sound like complete bullshit.

Anyway, I posted Chapter 45.

[deaddeerdonoteat]

A promising review of my work.