its been almost a year since i created my hazbin blinkies, and since the first season of the show came out. i figure a completion of the cast in this blinkie format is long overdue!!
(f2u with or without credit AFTER reblogging this post!)
Please do not take this to heart cuz its an opinion.
But to put it lightly , i hate nathan x abigail (and any ship involving abigail) with a burning fucking passion. You are entitled to your opinions , and if you enjoy it , that's fine. let me tell you my reasoning if you are willing to hear.
i don't recommend reading this if you like abigail as a character or if you ship nategail , tokigail , and the like.
also this is like a lot of yapping so dont read it unless you got time on your hands bro im not kidding
((((MAJOR SPOILER WARNING))))
Okay so during abigail's first appearance , the band [dethklok] is seen on the couch not even faced in her direction showing that they are obviously uninterested in her. in many ways.
instead of talking to them , she has to talk *at* them to get them engaged in a conversation with her because no one seems to want to talk to her.
Then they just immediately start making sexist jokes and remarks. (wowwww so lovely)
And after they tell her how they run things as a band , she just goes up and calls it bullshit. (They know its bullshit they just don't care)
This next part is important.
Nathan goes to meet up with Knubbler and they're both mad that he lost his job to abigail. He was nothing like her , but a good producer regardless (also in my opinion). Dethklok never hesitated once to talk to him and work with him and they very much loved him as soon as they joined collaborative forces to put it one way.
as they're meeting up , nathan doesn't beat around the bush and just says at **HE DOESN'T LIKE ABIGAIL AND SHE IS RUBBING HIM THE WRONG WAY RIGHT OFF THE BAT.** thats a very important detail to me as it completely contradicts what happens shortly after.
Knubbler gets the impression that Nathan wants her dead after he suggests to him "getting rid of her". He then says that he knows people that can get that arranged (showing he would be open to the idea of getting her killed if Nathan kept talking).
During the vacation that abigail set up for the band , he complains that it sucks and that it's abigail's fault , then calling her stupid.
**He does not like her the most out of anyone.**
they then nearly got killed and sexually harassed by a sultan , who is the one that gave dethklok the request of a new song. I'll admit , abigail did help get nathan over his writer's block , but she could have chose a different approach other than the horrifying one that she put them through. I can't tell if it was planned or just really coincidental.
This is where i grow my nategail hatred.
All the things i mentioned are just terrible terrible things and just fuel my idea that abigail does not pair well with any member of dethklok.
But directly after her first appearance , something happens that twists the minds of the entire band. However their thoughts / feelings are not definitive and are mainly empty and don't mean anything.
Dethklok are told that they must create a new record for the one that was destroyed by nathan. They cannot record in the mordhaus in order to secure the project and complete it without distractions.
They are immediately told they cannot have girls down in the submarine with them.
That's also important.
Something everyone knows or at least should know is that dethklok do not respect women a single bit. Every women they come across ends up being insane or just only there for a brief sexual fling with the band. They are not used to a "real" woman like abigail which is why they weren't interested in her upon meeting her. She is not girlfriend/wife material , nor the sexual type. I couldn't see her having sex in a million years.
That's what this whole episode [going downklok] is about.
Another one of my opinions is that this episode is too short and is absolutely horrendous story-wise. This episode is where the season becomes terrible and painful to watch for me.
As soon as dethklok are given the news about the girls , they come to a compromise and just masturbate instead for sexual gratification. Skwisgaar then makes a comment about abigail , saying that he thought no girls [groupies] were allowed in the sub with them , but she is the only female who is allowed to be there. Nathan shows potential interest in that , saying it'd be fun to try to win her over. He calls her off limits afterwards due to the fact that she is a coworker of theirs (earlier in the show murderface is given the lesson you can't have sex with a coworker , even if they consent.) Pickles suggests .. "well who says she's off limits"
But the boys want to sex so extremely bad that they jack off until they get advanced carpal tunnel. They are given the diagnosis from their doctor , which abigail is present for (i cant hold you idk why) and to add insult to injury she starts giggling. i'll give it to her , that's a funny diagnosis , but after the disappointed message they got from roy cornickelson (their record label manager) the band feels very ashamed and refrains from masturbation for 4 full months. I don't appreciate her giggling at that moment (me personally)
... And God i hate this episode ...
Later then , we have a meeting with the tribunal , the group that secretly watches over dethklok's every move. They make note of dethklok's problem , that they are not able to have sex or masturbate anymore. Of course that isn't good , because above all things .. they are men. Men are complicated (coming from a transmasc guy) and are just wired different and usually don't realize when they're crossing a huge line even when they don't mean to
As the specialist explains , "without masturbation both men AND women will go insane" with a bit of foreshadowing hence the phrase "someone's going down". Everything he said was true and relates extremely well to the situation that is/was going on in the dethsub.
Without masturbation , the band struggles on finding things to do (but still manage to find something and stick with it , like nathan with his weightlifting and toki with his rollerskating) and everything seems okay until Pickles approaches Nathan with a suit and shitty cologne.
Pickles is tired of not being able to jack off and wants to f#ck abigail , however he is not in love with her , he is only horny and said himself that he doesn't want to date her. he just wants to feel temporary pleasure until they are done recording the album.
Nathan denies wanting to date her as well , but they set up a small bet to try to win over abigail (like she's a prize of sorts). It honestly sounds dumb as f#ck but it's 100% true
Anyways we see Pickles with abigail. Just like the others , he attempts to get with her (and fails).
She explains that her #1 golden rule is to not have an intimate relationship or moment with anyone she works with. She wants to separate personal moments from professional work. (i honestly think she's a virgin , she doesn't come of to me as a freaky girl) but she admits to Pickles that she has a vibrator that helps her stay loyal to her rule and not cross boundaries during work. That disgusts Pickles (so real)
She apparently told this to every other member in the band , who attempted to have sex with her NOT BECAUSE THEY WERE IN LOVE , but because they were horny. Skwisgaar even gives her the title "impenetrable(s)".
my proof that they were not in love is that murderface , who is a "hardcore homophobe" lunges out on toki , a man , attempting to perform sexy time on him (lol)
we get a shot of abigail in her bedroom alone with a distinct buzzing sound (ew) but after a couple seconds it stops. she clicks it multiple times before saying "ya gotta be f#cking kidding me".
Note , "without masturbation both men (dethklok) and women (abigail) will go INSANE" and in this case insanity refers to wanting to masturbate and have sex so much you are willing to do anything for it ..
.. maybe even break your own moral values ..
charles then has a band meeting with everyone (including abigail) and tells everyone where they need to go in order to record the music with the best sound isolation [i think thats how you say it idk] and then tells nathan and abigail they will be alone together to record vocals
{BIG MISTAKE}
if you saw this episode .. you all know what happens ............
but ill explain anyway
nathan of course , was the only band member who didn't make a move on abigail.
this seemed like the time.
At first , it didn't cross Nathan's mind , but him and abigail look at each other. she then bites her lip at him .. and that seems like enough to get him to make the biggest mistake he could ever do.
He runs out of the booth , spins around her chair , gives her a long smooch and licks her ##### to which she moans so loud that everyone could hear her through the headset she had on.
No one seems to be bothered by it , besides Pickles , whose eyes widen cuz of it. He doesn't know what's happening , but he knows that Nathan and abigail are doing something in order for her to be making all that racket.
The thing that makes abigail realize where she is is when she relaxes too hard and her elbow hits a switch that sets off the mines in the field and starts exploding shit. She then knows what's going on and says "OH GOD WHAT DID I DO"
The episode just ends with Nathan screaming
And god dang its just a trainwreck of an episode
That's what's f#cked up to me. How the hell could Nathan start off hating abigail more than anyone in the band but later then licking her c0nt ???????
but anyway this episode is what turns things all downhill cuz after what happened between him and abigail he thinks that they must be in love and destined to be together since every woman he's had sex with seemed to share quite some interest in him :3
But with abigail that's not the case. She was not in love with Nathan she was just hornily blinded during the moment
Without her vibrator she couldn't masturbate and without masturbation , just like foretold , she went insane and she just wanted gratification like the band
Nathan was just confused too. he was not in love with her he just wanted to have sex just like the rest of the band.
They didn't want her for her , they just wanted her body. They wanted a female to f#ck and she was the only one available. that's why what happened happened. everyone was just blind and crazy for some bow chicka wow wow. what other ways do i gotta say it
Nathan's confusion continues for quite some time , and his confusion becomes obsession. all he thinks about is just abigail abigail abigail cuz he thinks he's in love but he's really not
What he and abigail had was LUST not LOVE big difference
even after toki gets kidnapped nathan is still obsessed with her cuz of the moment they had together ( what the f#ck )
But after he is rejected her hand in marriage he grows to get over it and finally leave her alone cuz what they had was never love [well done nathan]
i havent lost respect for nathan but it just pains me to see him act so stupid. This entire situation could have been avoided if he hadn't destroyed the record which pickles points out in writersklok.
And as i said i dont like abigail being paired with any of the band members but if there's one that would make sense with her it would be pickles cuz he was the only one who put in some effort to try to win her over ( putting on a suit , doing his hair , wearing cologne ) and he deserved it more than anybody else honestly
What nathan had was luck during going downklok. he was not in love he was just feeling lust and he was confused and obsessed
nategail just doesn't make sense
edit : tokigail is also kinda weird and gross cuz toki literally tried to f#ck abigail in going downklok but she turned him down. the only time they have ever interacted besides that was when they were kidnapped together and almost died. if the only bonding they gained was from life threatening trauma then i dont think there's any room for romance :////////
Today I bring Metalocalypse chibis as an offering !
These were super fun to doodle up since they're just little guys ... I drew some folks that I haven't drawn before so it was nice to finally get around to scribbling them down !!
Here's my view on Nimona !! (the movie) The movie was honestly one of the best if not the best. It was so inclusive, it made me feel like I was in the movie myself !!! :D
Ballister and Ambrosius were a really cool couple and I thought it was adorable at the ending scene.. I almost felt like I wanted to cry. The main story was a lot like the graphic novel, too! Nimona was definitely a nice representation for non-binary peeps and gender-nonconforming community. When the movie was near over, I felt kinda sad that Bal and Ambrosius didn't, like, kiss or something, but then my smile grew enormous when..
i hate you
and you hate me
you know what?
it's all in the family
hiiiiiiiii plz read this....
i almost lost motivation for tumblr completely and nearly forgot about lyrics of the month. i apologize in advance for the inconvenience and might stop making them because theyre kinda annoying to make
origamiaround
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