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Death comes for Minerva McGonagall.

It comes for her, as it came for her husband, so many years ago. It comes for her, as it came for her Headmaster, the price of his ambition. It comes for her, as it came for far too many of her friends and students, in one war then another.

Death comes for her.

Minerva McGonagall Looks at Death, and raises an eyebrow.

Death pauses, then nods and backs away. “We’ll call this number three then, shall we?”

She smiles as she turns back to her paperwork. There is a reason her animagus form is a cat.

teathattast

Throckmorton

realizinq

itchycoil

Whenever you’re feeling sudden calm its because I took your voodoo doll out for a picnic on a grassy hill

roachpatrol

thank you

frikiskrew

groovymum

they’re going to be mcfreakin sorry now

lmaonade

me: *walking*

my cat: i am going to run in front of you. i am going to sprint in front of you so fast mid step and you are going to punt me into the sun

me: okay sir yes sir

rabioheab-deactivated20200416

there could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea

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puppy95

My kink: not having to set alarm for the next morning

tastefullyoffensive

(via sami_grayce)

amaskdescribingamask-deactivate

This is more punk than the whole of punk history.

soundsof71

I’ll tell you what’s ferocious. Freddie’s comeback to Sid calling him “Freddie Platinum” when they were recording down the hall from each other at London’s Wessex Studios (Queen for News of the World, Pistols for Bollocks).

Sid Vicious made the mistake one day of bursting into Queen’s control room and antagonizing their frontman. “Have you succeeded in bringing ballet to the masses, then?” he sneered. “Oh, yes, Simon Ferocious,” Mercury replied. “We’re trying our best, dear.”

Then, according to Queen biographer Daniel Nester, Freddie rose from his chair and began to playfully flick the safety pins displayed on the front of Sid’s leather jacket. “Tell me,” he asked, “did you arrange these pins just so?” When Sid stepped forward in an attempt to intimidate Freddie, the singer simply pushed him backwards and inquired, “What are you going to do about it?” Sid immediately backed down. [x]

speed-metal-punk

This is a blessed story

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miseducatedmelanicmuse

Please reblog, this is so important.

notoriousthuggg

I needed this

amuseinherfeels

Is this foreal?

miseducatedmelanicmuse

Yes it’s a real service. I do volunteer work for a rape crisis support service in my city and texting is one of the features we provide as well. But just to boost its credibility, I tried it myself: