This isnt my idea but someone on reddit told me to make it lol
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@deadicatt
This isnt my idea but someone on reddit told me to make it lol
hey . hey quick question why is todoroki in deltarune. why is he there. why is todoroki deltarune taller than todoroki bnha. what is deltarune. hey
10 tricks you didnât know you could do with your food.
By Blossom
The internet went from showing food recipe videos to alchemy in less than a decade. Thereâs going to be a quick video on how to make the philosopherâs stone from tomato sauce next week.Â
I WANNA DRINK THE TRANSPARENT SODA
leave milk out unrefrigerated in your house for 2 days
Some days ago, my sibling sent me this video out of the desperate hope I could provide the catharsis of seeing it torn to pieces. It has now been coming on 72 hours, and only now have I recovered enough to be able to do much of anything but scream, âWHAT?!â and âNO!â at the screen.
We had a long discussion about what in the twelve hells this video even is. A surreal, dadaist parody so obscure that our brains arenât operating on enough levels to comprehend it? The Instagram lifehack equivalent of those terrifying procedurally-generated animated Youtube videos that farm ad revenue by playing millions of times to babies whose parents left the iPad on autoplay? A coded message designed to activate the combat programming of brainwashed cyborg sleeper agents? A post that slipped through a wormhole from an alternate dimension where the laws of reality are different? An emanation of a vast and alien chaos god?
I cannot bring myself to confront the claims in this video in the order they are put forth without losing my will to live after the first one, so I will start with the least crazy and work my way up.
Bananas to ripen things: More or less true. Youâll sometimes see advice to cooks to store underripe fruit in a paper bag with one piece of overripe (but not rotten) fruit to ripen it more quickly. Misrepresentations: It will probably take longer than overnight to ripen something as green as some of those tomatoes, and it doesnât have to be a banana.
Coca-cola and milk: The coke is more acidic than the milk and curdles it, resulting in solid globs of milk protein which settle out. The brown dye in the coke sticks to the milk protein globs, leaving the excess liquid more or less clear. Misrepresentations: The video has been enormously sped up, which the editing does not make clear; the reaction takes hours.
Ketchup to clean metal: To my mild surprise, this is actually a thing (though you could just make a paste out of salt, flour, and vinegar and scrub with that and not get ketchup stains on everything)⌠Misrepresentations: âŚfor cleaning copper and bronze. Which the jug shown in the video is not. The acid in the ketchup might take some of the tarnish off, say, aluminum, but at that point you might as well just use vinegar.
Sparkling water omelet: Omelet souffles are a thing. Misrepresentations: You⌠literally do not need the sparkling water⌠you can just beat the eggs until theyâre fluffyâŚ
âWarm water clears wax from fruits!â: This is a mysterious and arcane procedure called âwashing.â Misrepresentations: I donât know what the hell they even did to the video on this sequence but as a person who has washed many apples in warm water, it does not look like that and the thin layer of edible wax applied to make them look good in the grocery store does not come off that easily.
Sprite to clean earrings: Again, this will take tarnish off some metals just due to the acid, but⌠Misrepresentations: DO YOU WANT GROSS STICKY EARRINGS AND EAR INFECTIONS? JUST USE VINEGAR WATER. Also, âdirtâ is not a kind of molecule. (Incidentally, if the earrings are silver, there is a vastly better method that actually reverses the tarnish instead of removing it.)
Insta-freeze bottle: This is a real thing⌠Misrepresentation: âŚwhich absolutely will not happen if you follow their instructions, because a) they neglect to mention an important caveat (the water needs to be purified/distilled) and b) 5 minutes is not long enough for a water bottle to supercool. If you google any of the myriad videos and articles of people doing this trick, youâll see numbers like â3 hours in the freezerâ or â40 minutes in a salted ice bath.â
There is video of the trick working. Either that footage was taken from someone else, or they knew how to do it, did it, and then deliberately lied about the time for no apparent reason.
Putting a broken plate in milk for two days magically fixes it: To my immense surprise, they didnât make this one up; the idea is that the milk protein casein can form into a plastic at high temperatures and bind to the ceramic. Googling it turned up some hobbyist potters commenting that theyâd used it to salvage things that had cracked slightly in the kiln. Misrepresentations: Once again, theyâve misrepresented the method: everything I saw talking about how to do it said to boil the milk and then soak for an hour, not leave it out for two days like an offering to the pixies. And most of what I saw reported about it also said it only really works on hairline cracks, not full breaks, and doesnât hold up long-term because the real structural damage isnât repaired. And may leave a faint and persistent odor of boiled milk.
Just use superglue.
âReveal the genetic memory of the honeycombâ:
This is the kind of gibberish predicated on so many nonsensical assumptions that unpacking it would be more trouble than itâs worth. Plus, well, I can barely see anything with the low video quality, but what I can see of the vague blur doesnât look much like a honeycomb in the first place. Suffice to say:
âHoney looks like a honeycombâ isnât even in the ballpark of whatâs generally meant by âgenetic memory,â
whatâs generally meant by âgenetic memoryâ is also complete hooey, and
fluid dynamics is weird and swirling a thick, viscous, water-soluble liquid with a layer of water on top is going to do weird things.
But at least that I could potentially attribute to ignorance rather than deliberate intent to deceive, unlikeâŚ
Hot coals and peanut butter
This is the reason itâs taken me this long to post this. Every time I think about it my soul starts to leave my body. Itâs such a mind-boggling level of bullshit that every time Iâve tried to put words around an explanation Iâm quickly reduced to staring at the screen and mouthing âNoâ to myself in a voice of quiet despair, because I canât even figure out where to start.
Well, okay, I guess I might as well start by saying I think their⌠letâs say inspiration on this was articles about scientists who made diamonds out of peanut butter and carbon dioxide. âŚWith a press thatâs designed to recreate the conditions of the earthâs mantle, and which is prone to exploding. So, you know, not something you can do in your kitchen. Unless you have one hell of a kitchen.
You can see the direct links to this in the nonsensical claim that this âworksâ because peanut butter contains carbon dioxide. (It doesnât, particularly. Itâs crushed peanuts mixed with oil. You know what would have a lot of carbon dioxide? The fire you pulled that glowing lump of charcoal out of.) It also mentions âpressureâ when no particular pressure is involved, presumably because weâve all heard about turning coal into diamond under heat and pressure.
Chemically speaking, thereâs very little to make that crystal out of except carbon, unless you want to posit a mass migration of all the sugar molecules in the peanut butter to the center of the coal. And âcarbon crystalâ = âdiamond,â and do you think if it was that easy to make diamonds theyâd be that expensive?
I will guarantee you that crystal is a lump of quartz they covered in black crud and then peanut butter to pretend it was the charcoal.
But, of course, all of that is irrelevant, because by reblogging this at all, even to performatively despair that the internet does not seem to have come all that far since the days of Infinite Chocolate, Iâm playing into their hands. Lifehack clickbait has done this forever- they deliberately seed in wrong or awful advice because people will share that to say how stupid/wrong it is. They led with complete insanity to get attention, and I gave them eyeballs on the video watching this, and Iâll be giving them more from writing this.
Maybe Iâll stick to the chaos god theory. Itâs less depressing.
@ohnofixit
Thanks to this wonderful smackdown, the only comment I feel the need to make is that evidently pouring a massive blob of ketchup straight into your hand will literally force the soul from my body for 20 minutes.
i do not want to reach my hand into a tub of milk thatâs been sitting out for 2 days no thanks
I was lacking in the pink pokemon department!!
Skitty eating skittles
hereâs some more of these because they were so fun to draw c:
Iâll be posting them on twitter too
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How to Animate Scooby-Doo Reacting to the Word âSkeletonâ
Every few months this post pops up again in SDMâs activity feed, and I know everything is right with the world.
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look at my beautiful children
here are the pride sylveons !! ~
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iâve literally been staring at this for like 10 minutes straight
I know you're busy with many pride pokemon requests, but if you could do an aromantic litten?? I'd greatly appreciate~
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I saw your pride pokemon requests and since I'm salty since we are not getting a sinnoh remake: can I please have an ace Piplup? If you want I'll draw you an artsy Manaphy back!
hereâs a piplup to cheer you up! ~
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