[amy voice] i am NOT a fucking tumblrina!!!!!
Instead of grave robber discourse, Earth Bet Tumblr goes absolutely fucking feral when a popular account is revealed to be Bonesaw after she accidentally uploads the wrong picture for Caturday
i like to think she’d be a tumblr funnyman or someone with a canon homestuck url that reblogs nothing but hello kitty my melody cutecore
Oh she 100% would have some cutecore theme that’s 95% reblogs but the more horrifying thing is people scrolling back through and finding the Onceler art she did or the entire s9 as trollsonas
excerpt from earth bet tumblr that chartic demanded i post here:
everyone’s freaking out about a 12 year old being on the internet like that’s never happened before. I’m freaking out at the idea that Bonesaw has internet access, wherever she is, which means Jack Fucking Slash has internet access. Think about that for a minute #if jack slash has seen my thirst posts about him i may need to move to a different state. #or country. #oh god oh fuck
The reaction from tumblr would be amazing
Was I supposed to find out DontStopCrying was Bonesaw from the FUCKING CAPE WEEKLY ROUND UP WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS I knew this day would come. The S9 discourse begins. babe where have you been, the slaughtercourse never ended
DontStopCrying: can we just talk for a moment about how totally inaccurate tavros’s legs situation is!!! even ACCEPTING that troll biology is somehow completely incompatible with our understanding of things like blood vessels, andrew h. expects us to believe that you can just plug-n-play new robotic legs?
plusou: in fairness, vriska’s arm is in a similar situation, though it at least has the benefit of the doubt of being replaced off-screen
heritageposts: date of origin: october, 2011
plusou: holy fucking fucking fuck




















