gay kid named twink

cassy ✩ 23 ✩ she/he ✩ i follow from @turnabtsisters

[thestateonmtv]

Gay people can go outside without being oppressed. We, casual South Park yaoi readers, do not have that luxury.

[tweeks]

i cant believe i almost forgot to post today’s craig.

i turned him into a really bad pancake. yay.

[deadkennys]

buttman divorce rumors coincidentally occurring just after heidi publishes a memoir because cartman went to some important event without butters a la qualley antonoff dunham but actually it’s a set up so they can each give (and profit off of) an exclusive interview about the drama which does not actually exist

[gaystan]

i love catg political episodes because most of them (all except clyde) have like, enough political knowledge to get by (except tweek, who knows too much and can’t be on these episodes) (he is often wrong)

[deadkennys]

clyde: i don’t know man I’ve never heard of this kamala character. I mean, al gore saved us from that monster.

craig: what monster.

clyde: the one they thought was a result of cartman finally snapping

craig: there’s no way you believe that THATS what happened. It’s obviously some cover up.

tolkien: im pretty sure it WAS though. im rich why would I stay at that school if it was actually a safety issue.

craig: BECAUSE. There’s NO WAY that would happen twice at the same school. Besides, cartman literally got arrested.

tolkien: I would’ve noticed if our classmate and current business rival got arrested for MURDER, craig.

Craig: well he was never convicted ! Because of the fake monster shit he made up!

[voiceover from tweek : Craig and those guys would like to state that eric cartman was never formally charged with any crime related to the events discussed here. All the evidence points against it. I wasn’t in the room when they were talking out of their asses so at least don’t sue ME, AAA!]

Jimmy: well let’s ask our wonderful audience!

Tolkien: dude, I’m not doing a twitter poll about- [outgoing call noises] who are you-

Jimmy: Stan! Thoughts on manbearpig?

Stan: pass.

Clyde: you answered the phone you can’t pass

Stan: no like the opposite of smash

[stankyler]

don’t worry richard, i’m a pilot! it’s what i do!🙂

[stankyler]

RICHARD

[deadkennys]

hbo’s celebrity episode where kenny and cartman are both doing a lot of auditions and cartman keeps getting booked as like. the pedophile on cop shows while kenny keeps getting like “one night stand of the main character of the newest failing sitcom about a group of 20 somethings trying to ‘adult’ and One of them is gay”

[deadkennys]

cartman: this is fatphobic and i’m not even fat!

kenny: i hear they’re making a lot of ozempic ads these days maybe you could be the before

cartman: hey! just because my mom could afford food-

kenny: prep commercials. they always got fat people in those

[deadkennys]

hbo’s celebrity episode where kenny and cartman are both doing a lot of auditions and cartman keeps getting booked as like. the pedophile on cop shows while kenny keeps getting like “one night stand of the main character of the newest failing sitcom about a group of 20 somethings trying to ‘adult’ and One of them is gay”

[deadkennys]

kenny in this

[deadkennys]

kyle’s the one who has actually had his ass ate while watching a tubi original and he was mad about it but stan was scheming bc if they watched literally anything else kyle would be too locked in to the show to care that stan is trying to hit

[deadkennys]

kenny in this

[gaystan]

buttman (probably) wouldn’t be abusive because if cartman starting acting up butters would just punch him in the face. like if butters is being abused by cartman it’s on purpose he knows what he’s doing it’s fine he has no problem standing up to that guy

[arrestedforkennyonmain]

sometimes i draw them doing the stupid shit me and my friends did in school

[insanekyles]

an important distinction between butters and cartman is that butters is gay because he hates women but cartman hates women because he’s gay

[lepidopteragirl]

deadbeat group chat member

[flowernets]

what are the kids' favorite ice cream flavors

[flowernets]

craig would like vanilla....

[deadkennys]

kenny would like some bullshiiiit like fifty mix-ins a gallon of artificial color

[action52]

Visit Original Link

@fuckersupreme

[stankvle]

sp tumblr is basically just 8 freaks dragging around corpses

[flowernets]

kenny mccormick right now texting all his friends' moms "hey beautiful, i hope you have an amazing day today ❤️" and they all reply like aw thanks sweetie ❤️ and he sends a screenshot to all his friends to piss them off

[flowernets]

kenny