The_ChaoticGinger

Your everyday fangirl that has no life 20 so an adult I guess?? She/They pronouns I like my girls how I like my guys...I’m Bi...that’s the joke

[chameowmille-deactivated2023062]

walkin

[dankassbitchh]

this just happened on my dash… 

it happend again

[karetahana]

How can you hate on cookies though?? Like, in any form?? They’re FUCKING COOKIES BRO!!!

[amethystangelofhyrule-blog]

don’t let the anti-moreos guy see this either

[yea-nah]

wait for it he has sources

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

hi

[mvthologyy-deactivated20161031]

 he’s here

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

hell yeah im here and im ready to whoop your substantially corrupt minds back into fucking place

[guarcliansofthegalaxy-blog]

You’re like 15 dude you ain’t about to whoop anyone’s ass

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

I have the power of skeleton memes on my side, what do you  have?  tom hiddystan? bendelick mumberdun? doctor when??? yeah

[michael-james-munroe]

This is literally the most beautiful post on Tumblr

[phandabidozie-blog]

doctor when

[super-who-lockian]

bendelick mumberdun. done. 

[donnierrito]

THANK YOU FOR REBLOGGING THIS YOU MADE MY DAY

[mexi-doodler]

Omg

[cari28ch3-me]

I CANT BREATH!

[cari28ch3-me]

I keep seeing post about how younger bloggers don’t know the Moreos guy so I had to bring this back 

[jazzierthanyouare]

No one should have that much power, this is scaring me, the moreos then the moreos guy is why I truly can’t sleep at night…

[dcjokerhs]

OMG!! I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING!

[craperonipizza]

Oreos are the fucking best

[faggybutch161]

The moreos got him. He was only trying to warn us

[bees-against-onision]

He refused to consume the Moreos.

So now the Moreos consumed him.

[crazy-rich-asians]

It’s back on my dash!

[stargazing-at-the-moon-deactiva]

They’re back

Their url is now @perchu1-blog

[lanadelreyquasa]

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

[kaibas-paragraphical-mind]

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

[who-the-f-ck]

“I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS” “oh hey sabrina.”

[shitsuren-chama]

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid

taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 

every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again

and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.

[elvenrainbow]

[bogleech]

I don’t see how this is much of a downside

When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

[revereche-deactivated20140508]

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

[perpetualcombustioninstruct-blog]

That’s great but have you considered

~cosplay

~Halloween costumes

~acting

~cosplay

~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces

~cosplay

~cosplay

~COSPLAY

[solsolecito]

imagine being at work minding your business and then suddenly you look out the window and see like a 50ft tall flamingo and then someone just says “oh, yeah, that’s just pete, he does this sometimes, don’t worry”

[brightlotusmoon]

“BRB, gonna be a cat-sized dragon for a few hours. Might come home a foot taller with mood tattoos.”

“Don’t antagonize the fae.”

“I AM the fae, Susan.”

[aqueerkettleofish]

Also, consider— people will know it’s you, but it doesn’t say they’ll know what you are. “So is Pete a 50 foot flamingo who changes into a man, or the other way around?” “We.. we don’t know. Barbara asked him once, but he just grinned. She said they weren’t the teeth of a human OR flamingo and she didn’t want to talk about it.”

[frolicking-cat]

Iconic post

[themoss-deactivated20210919]

LEMME BE A DRAGON I DONT CARE IF YOU KNOW ITS ME

I’ve seriously only seen screenshots of this post before though

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

This is legendary

[ghalind]

“I AM HERE FOR YOUR SOULS”

“George, did you forget your coffee?”

[this-account-is-a-mistake]

ok but like the only difference here is if you dont press it you cant shapeshift. theres no loss in pressing it

[izzyhill]

[camiekahle-deactivated20190815]

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

[macncheese-blog]

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

[pinkifingers]

That last fatal scream tho

[flawlessputaa-deactivated201610]

THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH

[piss-pirate]

[chillyfeetsteak]

i’m crying

[smore-692-deactivated20170712]

WAAA-

[veritashopian]

I will always reblog this on the off chance some other poor soul has been searching for it

[molten-by-determination-deactiv]

IT’S BACK

[llibratin-deactivated20170617]

HOYL SHIT ITS B A CK

[not-a-recommended-url]

IT’S BACK?? ON MY DASH?

[keymageheartfilia]

re-blogging again xD

[epochayur-deactivated20150920]

[steveisoncrack-blog]

HEY TUMBLR, LET’S PLAY A GAME

To play this game, go to MapCrunch, select “hide location”, make sure you have all countries unselected, and click go. What this will do is drop you in a random part of the world. It’s as if you woke up on the side of a road in an unfamiliar country. The goal of the game is to find your way to an airport so you can return home. 

Bonus Hard Mode: No using outside sources, and that includes using google maps to figure out your location from signs or landmarks

…I had plans today but now.

[peaceroxi]

THE AIRPORT GAME IS BACK.

[titaniumvulpes]

FUCK THIS GAME

LAST TIME I PLAYED IT DUMPED ME IN THE MOUNTAINS OF NORWAY

I PLAYED FOR LIKE 8 HOURS BEFORE BREAKING DOWN CRYING

[1blesstherains]

OMG NO STOP THIS GAME IS MY LIFE!!!

[one-pointperspective-deactivate]

IT’S BACK

[scully1998]

WHY IS THIS BACK

[darringtonshorthalt]

WHYYYYY

[kuoret-deactivated20140823]

oh shit

I HAVEN’T USED THIS GIF SINCE FEBRUARY

[krakkenchaos]

Always reblog Mapcrunch when someone tries to bring it back

[rosienut]

it dropped me in a fucking room full of pandas

[that-ships-hellabig]

Ohmygod

[penguinsstealingsanity]

It once dropped my in my home town a few km’s from the airport XD

[nogoawayok-deactivated20200618]

i think this is gonna be a problem

[officialukulele]

i feel threatened also why is one of the cows blurred out who is she 

[bidet-of-evil]

I’m trapped in a bathroom and i have no reflection

[lostinhistory]

I am on a dock by a bay

[bunjywunjy]

the last time I played this, it dumped me in the middle of a desert and when I turned the camera around it was literally standing next to the runway of an air force base

[obaewankenope]

Day 3422 of lockdown:

we have taken to playing the Airport Game again in order to experience the outdoors

[stolenrocket218]

it’s back

[funny-tik-toks]

[cerastes]

Living Cartoons

[cheese24k]

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

[leradny]

HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER

AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM

[quasarkisses]

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT

IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

*THUNK*

[emilyelizabethfowl]

i love it so much every time i see it

[official-aquarium-gravel]

“ugh stupid gravity” 

[bruh-moment-dot-jpeg-deactivate]

IM FUXKING CSHAKING

[perfectlyhopeless]

I haven’t seen this post on my dash in *years* bless this

[flootzavut]

Bless, this is absolutely amazing

[mxbuster]

I love this. It’s so gestural and he’s so exasperated about gravity.

[muchymozzarella]

I love that he looks up to look for the dropped items because they’d definitely just be up there if he let them go without gravity and it takes him a second because he looks around himself and THEN looks down 

[mijomii]

Sometimes I say self loathing things to my therapist and he looks at me dead in the eyes before saying “You fucking moron.” and tbh same

[mijomii]

Me: I think I don’t exist.

Therapist: Listen, you do exist, and if you didn’t, someone would have to create you because the world would be a much sadder place.

Me: Jerome, how dare you saying something so sweet when I’m dissociating.

[mijomii]

Me: Honestly, (thing that is totally fucked up for any ‘sane’ person) is normal, right?

Therapist: No.

Me: Wow.

Therapist: You’re just a fucked up bitch.

Me: I do agree with the fucked up bitch part.

Therapist: That’s a start!

[mijomii]

Me: I guess he’s still my friend?

Therapist: Considering what you told me and how much you wanna beat him to death, he’s not. You pretty much hate him despite knowing him for years.

Me:

Me: Why did I need to come here to realize that.

Therapist: Because that’s my job to help you to understand some stuff. Also because you’re way too kind and you would let someone punch you in the guts and still consider them as your friend while they stab you.

Me: I don’t need that kind of call out, Jerome.

[mijomii]

Me: Hey, I brought you coffee. And croissants too, but I ate them. *puts Starbucks coffee in front of him*

Therapist: Oh that’s nice!!... Oh my name is on it!!

Me: Yeah!!

Therapist: It’s wholesome but... *very confused and silently*... How do I drink it?

[mijomii]

Me, not being able to come to my appointment and having to call him: I’m sorry, it’s all my fault, I’m so so so sorr-

Therapist: I dare you to say sorry one more time. I dare you.

[mijomii]

Therapist: Hey I wanna show you this super funny image I found the other day.

Me: What-

Therapist: *turns his screen and show me THIS* 

Me: 

Me: Jerome.

[mijomii]

Therapist: You went to the gaypride?

Me: Yeah, I went.

Therapist: Was it something you enjoyed?

Me: Mh. Yeah. Sorta.

Therapist: Did you see some bears?

Me:

Me: Jerome wh-

Therapist: That’s the only term I know outside of the LGTB one, I wanted to use it. 

[mijomii]

Therapist: Are you sure you’re not becoming roommate with (name) because of pity? Kinda sacrificing yourself?

Me: No, I want it!!

Therapist: Finally, you’re not forcing yourself for the others! And you’re doing something you want! I’m proud of you!

Me: You’re more of a dad than my own father.

Therapist: That’s not very hard.

[mijomii]

Me: I always wondered, are you queer?

Therapist: I am not.

Me: Ooh.

Therapist: Or am I?

Me: Ooh!

[mijomii]

As an update, Jerome gave my appointment to someone’s else today so we were both in the waiting room, confused and he walked in, patted my head and said sorry but honestly it was hilarious.

The secretary came to tell me that Jerome actually forgot to write me down on the appointment list.

This is a 100% normal situation with Jerome as my Therapist.

[mijomii]

As an addition, more than half of my friends want Jerome to adopt me and refer to him as “Therapist dad”.

He’s aware of it and think it’s hilarious.

[mijomii]

Me, after complaining for the 25 times about my birth father: Idk if you noticed, but I’m full of anger against him.

Therapist: Oh, really, I never noticed. You know, you should turn that anger into indifference. It would help you.

Me: Unholy gods, I wish it was me.

[mijomii]

Therapist: You know, people will still love you even if you don’t offer them things all the time. You don’t have to do that.

Me: What??

[mijomii]

Therapist: Why don’t you send a mail to your psychiatrist when you have a bad mood swing?

Me: Like what? ‘Hey Joël wassup, I’ve been very suicidal lately last night I wanted to die. Hope you have rad vacations and the weed is good save some good kush for me, kissy kissy.’ ?

Therapist: Exactly.

Me: You’re as bad as me with human interactions Jerome, y’know.

[mijomii]

Me, heavily dissociating: I don’t exist-

Therapist: Can I touch you to prove you that you do?

Me: Dinner first.

Therapist:

Therapist: Damien, you moron.

[mijomii]

Therapist: You need vacations.

Me: I’m broke.

Therapist: Oh yeah.

Therapist: You still need vacations tho.

Me: Jerome, I am still broke.

[mijomii]

Me, by text: Hey, you just walk by me!

Therapist, by text: Oh sorry. I didn’t see you.

Therapist, by text: Wait. Were you at the tattoo shop?

Me, by text, totally at the tattoo shop: You have no proof.

[mijomii]

For a bit of context here: Around two months ago I went to a friend’s who happened the live on the same street as Jerome, which I didn’t know. He was really surprised to see me and came to check on me, asking me why I was here with a bit of concern on his voice. And this take place earlier this month:

Therapist: So your friend lives in the same street than I?

Me: Yes. Town’s short I guess.

Therapist: Were you really going to your friend...?

Me: Yes?? Why else would I be here?

Therapist: A lot of drug deals happen in this street and I see often teenagers and young adults coming and buy stuffs. I was a bit worried for you.

[mijomii]

Me, at 2pm: I’m sorry I’m going to be late!

Therapist: Your appointment was this morning at 11:30am, Damien.

Me:

Me: What.

[mijomii]

Jerome is still not aware of his fame and idk how to announce him.

[mijomii]

Therapist; What’s up with you and wanting domestic rats.

Me: I’m gonna get a rat and call him Jerome just to piss you off.

Therapist:

Therapist: How dare you.

[mijomii]

Therapist: Weed doesn’t do much on me and I must admit I’m kinda disappointed.

Me:

Therapist: Do you smoke?

Me: Jerome.

[bread-n-bed-n-head]

On hard days I wonder how Jerome is doing

[mijomii]

He’s doing fine, last time he shown me his fav pic of a red panda which is this one

[whatinrandamnation]

I FOUND IT I FOUND IT I FUCKING FOUND IT AAAAAAAH YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MADE ME FEEL

[mijomii]

It’s really amazing how happy people get when they find this post omg

[aethera-secat]

Always reblog Jerome.

Is he now aware of his fame?

[mijomii]

After months, he is, and he just told me “Haha, this is funny. I’m happy it’s helping people!”

I think he doesn’t realize that he’s known *worldwide*

[whatsaconsequence]

Jerome may be one of my favorite humans on earth

[thechaoticginger]

Jerome is a blessing to us all

[ruinedchildhood]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[vladtheunfollower]

[pokemonprofessor]

[schrodingerscatisdead]

Tumblr’s love affair with comic sans and stars.

[mintyprincess]

just adding a few to the collection

[forsakenasylum]

[playerprophet]

reblogging for reference.

[succubusboyfriend]

adding some more

[achievemientarchive]

adds some

[nlxy]

what the fuck

[official-lucifers-child]

rb if ur gay

[sero-beyond-deactivated20200229]

have you actually followed everyone who reblogged this?

[official-lucifers-child]

yes

[official-lucifers-child]

[official-lucifers-child]

[official-lucifers-child]

[official-lucifers-child]

[official-lucifers-child]

[official-lucifers-child]

[official-lucifers-child]

[official-lucifers-child]

Blue is followed, white is not

This is not an up-to-date list as several people have reblogged this post since I took these pictures

[romanocheese]

holy jesus fuckign ch rist

[official-lucifers-child]

Exactly. I’m not joking.

[everyoneprotector]

you alright dear?

[official-lucifers-child]

Does it look like I’m okay???

[everyoneprotector]

no

[official-lucifers-child]

Exactly

[sero-beyond-deactivated20200229]

That’s some dedication, I’m proud sweetie

[official-lucifers-child]

Thank you!!! 😊😊

[meow-moment]

What it im bi is that ok

[official-lucifers-child]

Bi is valid!!! Reblog away my friend!!

[celeste-tyrrell]

Child oh my god-

[official-lucifers-child]

Hon I’m following nearly 2100 now

[fandomfishbish]

OP IM SHAKING WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO URSELF

also i’m wondering what ur qualifications for gay are lol. like are we talking the general overarching term used to refer to the entire community as a vague descriptor? or are we talking just sexualities? we talkin both romantic and sexual attraction here? r u followin ppl who id as:

- queer?

- questioning?

- trans and/or enby?

- pan?

- ace/aro?

not meant to attack u at all i’m just curious and i oop !!!

[official-lucifers-child]

EVERYTHING LGBTQA IS GAY

EVERYONE CAN RB THIS

Ace? Yep!!!

Pan?? Fuck yeah!!

Homosexual?? Of course!

Everyone can rb this!!

[random-stuff-space]

Op congrats for the dedication my man

[official-lucifers-child]

Thank you!!

[rohan-kishibaby]

This is freaking awesome. Was gonna reblig this out of gayness but now it's just for respect.

[official-lucifers-child]

[enigmatic-mystery-777]

All the respect for you! I apologize for adding ANOTHER name but I am Queer and that fell under the accepted qualifications so hi!!!

[official-lucifers-child]

Yeah everything lgbt is valid!! Hello!

[straawberries]

No fucking way

[straawberries]

WHAT??????????????

[official-lucifers-child]

:))))))

[straawberries]

HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU FOLLOWINF JEEZ???

[official-lucifers-child]

Two thousand seven hundred and seventy two

[samantha-girlscout]

Op is the hero we don't deserve.

[official-lucifers-child]

Hon no one doesn’t deserve me, I’m just a person

[ferociousfangirlofmanyfandoms]

I think the point is that you’re cool, Op? And also wheeeeww long post. 

[official-lucifers-child]

I’m just a person tho????? I mean you’re all cool!! Also yeah sorry it’s a pretty long post :(

[doesheknowyoucallme]

[official-lucifers-child]

HEEYYYYY ITS MAH BOI PETER!!!!!!!!!!!

[oldsoftnsmolbibean]

Op you are amazing. (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤

[official-lucifers-child]

No u!!!

[nookisms]

So OP what does your dash look like

[official-lucifers-child]

I don’t fuckin know

[eldritchsquared]

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen on your dash so far OP

[official-lucifers-child]

Porn, definitely

[void--crow]

Excuse me what

[thewizardscurse]

op i'm worried for you

[official-lucifers-child]

Smart move, I am too

[thechaoticginger]

I mean..after all this I could *not* reblog it

[cineastette]

you will not believe the date i just had

[physcicfuckface]

I miss this meme

[physcicfuckface]

I’m glad others also missed this meme

[asluttybasilofbakerstreet]

“I don’t know where I’m going but I’m gay”

[dogfella-deactivated20150228]

yelling hard enough triggers my gag reflex

[kochamchleb]

I cannot believe I get to see this video again 

[thechaoticginger]

I thought I’d never see beauty again

[kaijuno]

When engineers make paper airplanes

[anagramofbrat]

whaaaaaaaaaat look at this floaty chubby plane boi I love him