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Nick Ramos in action for Gianna.
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Welcome to the after party
Good Lord, look at that shit edit to use for a giveaway. Like damn….ANYWAYS! Guys what on Earth?! Not only is today my 3 month birthday for this blog, but also over 500 of you actually like me enough to stick around?! Wtf is up with that?! Thank you all so so much! I love each and every one of you and I’m so glad I’ve got to meet so many wonderful people here! I’d like to keep this kinda short so I’m gonna just go ahead and get to the rules and everything. Then under the cut will be all the wonderful lovelies! <3 <3 <3
Rules
You must be following me. None of that follow then unfollow stuff please. Like & Reblogs count, but please remember not to clog up your followers dash. Giveaway witll end on: January 1st, 2017
Prizes
First place: 100 Icon’s of any size, can chose from the shape square, circle, or square with rounded corners, a Banner, AND a promo.
Second Place: 100 Icon’s of any size, can chose from the shape square, circle, or square with rounded corners AND a banner.
Third Place: 50 Icon’s of any size, can chose from the shape square, circle, or square with rounded corners AND a banner.
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I know I owe people but I promise I'll be online soon. My life hasn't been the best & I haven't felt the muse because of that.
Roswell rewatch: s2, ep3. ‘Surprise’
The Force Awakens Starter sentences
“Do I talk first or you talk first? I talk first?”
“We’re home.”
“I’m no one.”
“You don’t know anything about me.”
“That’s one hell of a pilot!”
“Are you up for this?”
“Hell no.”
“Stop taking my hand!”
“I don’t know your name.”
“Nothing will stand in our way.”
“There has been an awakening.”
“Where do you come from?“
“Oh, you’re cold?!”
“Are we really doing this?!”
“We’ve got company.”
“Keep it. It suits you.”
“I think I can handle myself.”
“I know all about waiting.”
“The belonging you seek is not behind you … it is ahead.”
“Actually, he’s not for sale.”
“Classified, really?”
“Come home.”
We’ll figure it out. We’ll use The Force!”
“It’s true. All of it.”
“You still drive me crazy.”
“Because it’s the right thing to do.”
“You need a pilot.”
“I need a pilot.”
“Alright, let’s light it up!”
“May the Force be with you.”
“Obviously.”
Way to ruin the afterglow - Sentence Memes { nsfw }
“So if you’re done, I’ll be getting my clothes now.”
“Think of this as a lifetime opportunity, because it’s never happening again.”
“That can’t seriously be it…”
“Is asking for cuddles afterwards really too much for you?”
“Well, that was awkward and inadequate. But you get an A for effort I guess…”
“Come on don’t fall asleep, let’s go for round four.”
“Oh I see what the problem is… you think this is something other than casual sex.”
“You know where the door is, you can lead yourself out. And pick up your pants.”
“Wow, you’re a lot more attractive when you don’t open your fucking mouth.”
“Yeah I know you’ve got a nasty streak, that’s why I tied you up.”
“So I didn’t actually have a condom at hand but I was really horny and you were hurrying me-”
“Look, I’m not saying you need to be loud next time but no one likes a silent starfish.”
“Warn me next time you try a weird idea like that so I can at least brace myself.”
“These handcuffs are pinching my skin, can you take them the fuck off?”
“If I’d known how bitchy you were going to get, I would have gagged you.”
“Shit… look, I was drunk. You were easy… basically, this shouldn’t have happened.”
“Well that was fun, right? … Hey, come on, turn that frown upside down.”
“That name you called out during sex better have been a fucking safe word.”
“So here’s my number. And I’ll text you if I ever need a booty call.”
“Are you trying to pay me for the sex we had?”
“Of course I caught your name, it was… say, how about I fetch us some water?”
“Well maybe if you had higher standards, you wouldn’t be complaining about spreading your legs for me.”
“Get off, my legs are falling asleep.”
“Don’t tell a single fucking soul this happened, or else.”
“Yeah I heard what you said, was just texting my friend that I got laid.”
“You wouldn’t be mad if I posted your o-face on instagram, would you?”
“Listen, we can both bicker about who’s the bigger asshole or I can bury my cock in yours again. Sound fair?”
“I can’t fucking believe this, to think that I slept with such a neanderthal-”
“I think your neighbors heard the whole thing…”
“Don’t tell me you pulled that out of a cosmo sex tip.”
“Please don’t… spank me next time…”
“Wait, you thought I was a virgin?”
“You can leave now. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.”
“I won’t take the collar off, that’s for good girls/boys who behave.”
“Look, you kept rubbing my feet and it was kind of creeping me out.”
“I think I need a long shower now… along with some self reflection…”
“Where are you even leaving to, this is your house.”
the walking dead sentence meme
the following sentences are taken from season six only. change pronouns to your liking.
i know this sounds insane.
we have to come for them before the come for us.
i’m here, let me help.
we gotta take them out or they’ll distract the horde.
you were wrong.
what happened? are you okay?
you look like shit.
they’re coming.
you were right, it’s not over.
i don’t take chances anymore.
you good?
doing something as big as this, that’s living.
where’d you learn that?
i ask, you answer. it’s common curtesy, right?
we gotta get to know each other again.
i wanted to help.
did you take one of my protein bars?
that’s not who you are.
you shouldn’t be out here.
i don’t care what you think.
you’re coming back with us now.
you should keep an eye on them.
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police pick up lines .
‘ Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of my bed. ’
‘ Bullproof vest? Nah. It’s all muscle. ’
‘ COPS!! Spread em’. ’
‘ Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged. ’
‘ Did I tell you that I live next door to Dunkin Donuts? ’
‘ Do you know how fast you were going when you fell from heaven? ’
‘ Drop ‘em! ’
‘ Ever seen a baton this big? ’
‘ How about you cock my gun? ’
‘ I always turn on my siren when I spot a siren. ’
‘ I have a great idea for those handcuffs. ’
‘ I hear cops like a big bust. ’
‘ I love a man in uniform ’
‘ I’m a police officer! ’
‘ I’m ready to enfore the law of attraction. ’
‘ I’m writing you a ticket. “Fine” is written all over you. ’
‘ I’d love you to frisk me. ’
‘ Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? ’
‘ Let’s go to my place for some under-cover work. ’
‘ Ma'am we’ve had some complaints that you’re being too sexy. I’m gonna have to arrest you. ’
‘ My cuffs or your cuffs tonight? ’
‘ Nice uniform, it would look great at the foot of my bed… ’
‘ Not here to bust you. But we are here for your bust. ’
‘ Step out of the vehicle. Walk a straight line into my life. ’
‘ Stick with me and those lights won’t be the only thing flashing. ’
‘ Stop! Don’t you know it is illegal to look that fine? ’
‘ That’s a mighty big “flash light” you have there officer…. ’
‘ Want to plant something on me? ’
‘ Want to play good cop bad cop? ’
‘ What are you doing with your night stick later? ’
‘ What else do you do with that night stick? ’
‘ You got fine written all over you. ’
‘ You have the right to remain silent. I doubt you will. ’
‘ You, me, handcuffs, and whipped cream: interested? ’
i brought a knife to the gun fight. i am the knife.
I AM ALL BLADE.
Protective sentence starters??
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because visualizing muses in these situations generally equates to puppies guarding each other and its wonderful
“No, don’t do that it’s not safe.”
“You’re scared of that, aren’t you?”
“Don’t touch her/him!”
“It’s cute that you tried to protect me and all, but you’re like a foot shorter than me, you know?”
“I will always step in between you and something like that.”
“Why? Because I don’t want you to get hurt, that’s why!”
“Do you think just because my feet don’t touch the bottom of the pool that I need a floatie?”
“The stepping stool is unecessary.”
“I’m not apologizing for what I said to that asshole/jerk… He/she was saying terrible things about you.”
“If you say another word about her/him, you’ll regret it.”
“I don’t want to put you in that type of environment.”
“Make sure to tell me if you get worried, or nervous, or claustrophobic, or-”
“You could have been hurt.”
“I indirected him/her on Twitter for your honor.”
“I think you should leave this type of thing to me.”
“I’m gonna protect you.”
“You can hold onto me if you’re scared, you know?”
“I’m not leaving you alone. Not now, not ever.”
“Let’s all watch a different movie. This one freaks her/him out.”
“I get where you’re coming from dude, but honestly shut the hell up and don’t talk about her/him that way.”
“She/He isn’t an object.”
“She/he told me what you did, and all I’m gonna do is tell you to stay away.”
“You don’t know anything about her/him!”
“What? You think that was funny? You just insulter her/him, and expect me to laugh?”
“I’m not gonna let you put up with that.”
“Really, if you told me to I’d go punch them for you.”
“Wait, let me walk you home.”
“I’ll drive you, please– please don’t go like this.”
“It’s dangerous.”
“I’m worried about you.”
“I meant it when I said I would protect you.”
“I’m not stepping aside until you back up.”
“It’s too cold for you to come out here without a jacket on.”
“I’ll go see what the noise was.”
“Stay on the phone with me.”
“Promise me you’ll be safe.”
“I don’t feel comfortable with you going there on your own.”
“He/She did what to you?”
“I won’t let you go through something like that again.”
“I’m not perfect, but I’m trying my hardest to do everything to keep you safe.”
“Stay behind me.”
“I promised your mom to make sure you didn’t do anything stupid tonight.”
“I love you. Of course I’m gonna defend you like that.”
“No, he/she isn’t good enough to take you out. Trust me, I know.”
“Are you planning to stay glued to my side this whole evening?”
“I’ll be okay, because I know you’re back here ready to step in if I need you.”
“Thank you for always sticking with me.”
“I’m really worried about her/him, but I don’t think he/she wants me to call.”
“I don’t know what I would do if something happened to you.”
“Like, I don’t expect to ever have to take a bullet for you, but I would.”
send a name and a sentence xx
people are so petty and then here i am, me, an angel,
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i am freezing someone please cuddle me or set me on fire either is fine