[deadoverdeals]

Men can’t find the clit because they refuse to ask for directions

[deadoverdeals]

Smash or pass but with the people on my Facebook’s suggested friends list

[deadoverdeals]

Dark lipstick and heavy eyeliner is my armor. Don’t fuck with me when I’m done up

[deadoverdeals]

My gay childhood feelings and tendencies

[petitelappin]

This child who came to my house tonight is literally the funniest human being on the planet. She complimented me on having both lollipops and mini Three Musketeers available because "a lot of houses these days don't give you a fruit flavor option." She was very solemn about this.

[ohfuckoffplease]

[tittyinfinity]

Hmmmm

[lifeinpoetry]

What I’ve let men scavenge — my collarbones, femurs, the fleshy pads of my inner thighs, bitemarks butterflying from the clotted cream that cornmeal death has made of my skin — given way to blood poisoning.

— Jennifer Givhan, from "The Excavation," Belly to the Brutal

[ofbetterbodies-deactivated20250]

I’m stupid and bi and it’s all u need to know about me

[sylvrndoodles]

most tired-looking dude ever

[kalofi]

cant believe i’ve never shared arguably the funniest dms i’ve ever gotten in my life

[funnytwittertweets]

[sundayminx-deactivated20221222]

micro-dosing hell by waking up every morning

[konoko]

[powerburial]

[crimecommitter420-deactivated20]

When I’m a powerful CEO this will be the only decoration in my office

[l4dymanor]

except for the fact it was my birthday, MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY

[kaijuno]

[anarch0possum]