This is like my fav line from Bob’s burgers…other than “No, don’t!”
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This is like my fav line from Bob’s burgers…other than “No, don’t!”
I just wanna be the girl of someone’s dreams ya know
But for real tho.
if anyone wants to know what it’s like having an older sibling, just imagine being called a cunt waffle for eating the last breadstick at Olive Garden.
No matter what your job is, there’s always time to play with a cat.
I love it when I develop a crush for the first time in a long time just to realize that they like someone else. My favorite is when I get to see them look at their crush in a loving/longing way while I stand there, praying for death. What’s also fun, not sleeping because my depression and anxiety won’t let me forget what I saw or how I feel. This is why I don’t get close to people.
If you have good times
And if you have good rhymes
You may have found your one and only
But then the one you like-like
Says, “Take a hike-hike”
And suddenly you’re lonely
But still be glad
Even if you’re sad
Take comfort just in knowing
You’ll be okay
It’s Valentine’s Day
Your heart’s not broken, it’s only growing
I thought this was funnier than I should have
Anxiety is panicking about being late and then sitting in the parking lot for 20 minutes because you are so early
Me, every fucking day.
A woodpecker hitched a ride on the side of this man’s car during a rainy day in Chicago.
Cute but I woulda lost it 😂
Lmfaooooo the way the bird closed its eyes when he said “you’re beautiful” had me weak.
I would have felt so blessed if was chilling on my arm
*in a thick Chicago accent* “Welcome to Chicago”
Reblogging because I can
Happy 57th Birthday Ryan!
Here’s 57 gifs, one for each year of his life! ♥ (One from each year would have been infinitely cooler but also impossible.)
Floating husky. [full video]
mlem mlem mlem mlem