My main art account is @tempural. This (@deadscoutz) is my side account for reblogging stuff, and posting memes and drawings of pps. I am an adult over the age of 18. I mostly draw, and sometimes write.
Themes include: sex, death, necrophilia, abuse, obsession, misery, milfs, gmilfs, nonconsensual violence and gore, consensual handholding for the purpose of procreation.
My art is not meant for anyone under the age of 18.
I like cute/small tops bunging bigger, taller, beefier, and older bottoms.
Currently into Top! Chris x Bottom! Wesker from Resident Evil.
Curated galleries on my site:
Goblin gallery
Ollie n’ Basile
NSFW commissions
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Many of my pairings are Younger top/admirer x Older bottom/sub/beloved. I tag the pairings according to this name order.
scout x spy
spider x goblin
goblin x norman
I also follow the path of the Snake Fujoshi, and enjoy depicting my fave getting bung by every character, or just looking slutty by themselves.
Shane has once again fallen asleep while we are plotting evil Chrisker yaoi
Prompt for Day 6 of Chrisker week is "fairy tale". I did want to be a bit more creative than the typical european Grimm's type of fairy tale, but those are the ones that immediately come to mind due to the reading material we were brought up with
My first thought of european fairy tales was Lil Red Riding Hood. Obviously you can make the groomer granny wolf Wesker, but I have already done a scsp version of this. But it would be more interesting if Chris was a houndwolf since he's so dog coded. Big chungus wolf trying to stop lil' Red from unleashing her picnic basket full of bumworms LOL.
Another thought is Snow White, since the evil queen was one of my formative crushes. A swerve for that could be Chris as the hunter, not the princess. Evil bitch queen Weskie, loyal huntsman. Until he comes back empty handed, without the princess's heart 🙀 there is fun symbolism to be done with the poison apple (calling back to adam n eve seduced by the serpent's apple), and the pig's heart.
Alice in Wonderland, since we just finished code Veronica and there's bandersnatches everywhere. Cheshire cat Whiskers with his lil stripes and cunty grin. Chris in a blue Alice dress lmao... He's just kinda pissed and confused cuz Cheshire Whiskers is always like "oh Chris, you'll never understand".
I already did some Shrek drawings, so why not Emperor"s New Groove? Yzma Whiskers, Kronk Chris. I can drive home my intentions very easily with that, and draw Yzwhiskers all cunty with tiny boobs.
Goldilocks and the Three Bears. Of course, Goldilocks has piss yellow slicked back hair, and the Three bears are re1 twink Chris, re5 Chris, and re8 Daddy Chris. Guess whiskers is sitting on the bed startled by the three bears after eatting too much jook.
Chinese fairy tale, monkey king. Chris as Monke sun wukong of course. Whiskers could be the seductress albino rat spirit
Lady Earth Flow (in Chinese: 地涌夫人), originally known as the Golden Nosed Albino Rat Spirit (in Chinese: 金鼻白毛老鼠精) or the Half-Guanyin (in Chi
The cannibal white bone demoness
White Bone Demoness (in Chinese: 白骨精), also known as Baigujing or Lady Baigujing, is a major antagonist of the 16th-century Chinese classic
Or some perversion of GuanYin, sun wukong's protective goddess...draw whiskers giving a monke an Herb
Due to sociogeographical factors, Guanyin may also be historically depicted as genderless or androgynous... it does not matter whether Guanyin is male, female, or genderless, as the ultimate reality is in emptiness
Cat tongue wagging dot gif
In Chinese art, Guanyin is often depicted either alone, standing atop a dragon, accompanied by a white cockatoo and flanked by two children or two warriors
Well i can make the dragon a gay snake
Guanyin's hair then floated away and became a white demon female snake. The snake would seduce men and kill other women.
Yeah boiii snakes built in, they"re always white snakes too like David Coverdale
Now onto snake-wives...
This one is pretty metal
Of the Woman Who Loved a Serpent Who Lived in a Lake
Passamaquoddy
Two sources with their own sources
Native American: Of old times. There was a very beautiful woman. She turned the heads of all the men. She married, and her husband died very
This hot chick keeps remarrying affer her husbands mysteriously die. Husband #6 discovers she's fucking a giant snake, which gives her super venom STDs, which she passes into her husbands during coitus. Husband refuses to sleep with her. She dies in the morning cuz she's full of the snake's venomous jizz. The stink pussy of legend.
I should be looking up more folk lore about snakes and cats n such... There's always snake-wives and to a lesser extent snake-husbands.
The Woman and Her Snake Lover
Kataquapit, George E. (2003) Some History, Myths, & Legends of the Swampy Cree. Self-published book printed in Thunder Bay by Lehto Rainbow Printers.
Kataquapit, George E. (2003) Some History, Myths, & Legends of the Swampy Cree. Self-published book printed in Thunder Bay by Lehto Rainbow
Another case of a woman fucking a snake, and the husband killing her.
This one is interesting because it has that Eggers Nosferatu backstory of the woman having dreamt of her snake husband since she was a child.
It also has a fun case of necrothroatfucking with the woman's decapitated head:
“I will marry you if you take me across the river,” said the head. “How can I marry you. You are just a head,” said the Owl. “You can make love to me on my windpipe,” said the head.
This again reminds me of Eggers Nosferatu and Labyrinth, both of which have fairy tale structure, but also reminds me why I prefer yaoi and yuri most of the time... When it's a dude monster x girl, the girl is almost always portrayed as physically weak and emotionally incapable. Even if "oh at the end she is the dom cuz she tells the monster what to do which is roleplay the daddy dom", that's not my personal kink especially with the "imbalance" of dude/girl relationships.
J prefer to have a lot more physical capability, but be too brain-stupid to be able to resist the seductress. Hence why gorl scout must have the kitty spoih on a leash, or how Kagome has Inuyasha on command. Or why it is tastier when Chris would be physically strong enough to overpower a non-bumwormed Wesker, but he's too soft in his lil heart and just has to cry out "WESKER!" when the evil bumworm man gets impaled by his own Tyrant.
Need to add more power struggles and back n forth besides just a fainting helpless uke for my taste... I know other people like the power fantasy of being powerless and taken over but eh i want to put Nosferatu (Alexander) dad in the basement and vivisect him ya know? I wanna get hands-on, I want to be active, I want to influence the events for better or more probably for worse in the rpg of my dark twisted brain yaoiz.
I think Chris likes verbal praise ("you're one of my best men"), and then thoughtful gift-giving because of what the player feels during RE1 when Berty drops by. It's a huge sense of relief when you're outta ammo and Wesker leaves a cute note for you with bullet.
It feels less thoughtful when Barry does it for Jill LMAO cuz Barry is such a goofy fuck up goon, he's trying to get you/Jill killed while Wesker is trying to prolong you/Chris's suffering through the mansion.
My fave thing is when game mechanics feed directly into character interaction, no matter how much fans who only watch tiktok shorts feel about how "non canon" the gameplay that makes up the game is.
Chris's own giving "love language" would be Acts Of Service. He shows familial love to Claire by taking care of her and having her back. He shows totally platonic boy to girl type friend love to Jill by taking care of her and having her back. And, well, if he was a good cop for cap'n Wesker I'm sure he would do the swat mission he was assigned to do. Like Wesker says "go check out that room, and the mansion, and put on this dog collar to get the key from it" and Chris is like ok dude.
Wesker appreciates Acts Of Service. He doesn't care about fawning, he really doesn't give a fuck about Excella slobbin on his knob or his random henchmen goons talking to him. But he does appreciate when things go according to plan, because his goons do their dang job. He likes when Chris does his job so he can observe him.
But even more than that, he loves quality time with his object of interest... He's very one-sided and narccisistic in that way, he could just sit in the basement and stare at the tyrant and be happy cuz he made that, even if the tyrant doesn't talk back. Same goes with Chris as an object of interest. He will goon over the security cameras about how well Chris has done in the mansion with the training WESKER gave him, because it reflects well on WESKER. Very masturbatory, American Psycho looking in the mirror. And boy does Wesker love to yap at Chris and monologue, even if he knows Chris doesn't understand. He's so happy and smiley everytime he sees Chris.. The presence of the minion, seeing his experiment play out. Quality time with the experiment injecting it wity T virus.
The sort of love language Wesker gives out. Well. Luckily for Chris it's Words of Affirmation and Thoughtful Gifts. Like I said, Whiskers is a yapper (me too tbh). Whiskers knows when to say "im proud of you Chris" and when to say "Slow as always Chris" as a super backhanded insult LMAO. Shut up dude imma eat your nalgas if you keep calling me stupid!!! As for gifts, we have the RE1 gifts as well as the loot Wesker may or may not have left for Chris to make playtime for fun. What about mundane office gifts like Chris's RPD shooting awards? :P hehe. Goon.
Here are the prompts for this year's Chrisker Week! The event will run from June 1 – June 7, but as always, late submissions will always still be accepted!
Art, Fanfiction, video edits, etc. are all acceptable forms of entry. In other words, there is no wrong way to engage with this event as all art forms are not only welcomed but also encouraged!!
All prompts are up for interpretation, so feel free to use it how you envision. If you find yourself struggling with these prompts, below you will find some extra prompts that you are more than welcome to use for any day
❗ Remember to tag #Chriskerweek2026 OR @ Us on your submission so that we can see it and reblog it ❗
As mentioned, if you find yourself struggling or not liking the prompts, here are some alternatives that you can use instead for any day of your choice
Willem would make a good Wesker. He got the skinny nose and hollow cheeks. Just give Willem 7 inch heels to make up the height difference!!! Then he can play Alex in goblin-mode too :)
my first new zine after a long and crazy year!! night crafts is a 28-page zine about crafts you can do during the quiet hours of the night when your brain is fried and you might otherwise be tempted to doomscroll instead. the active practice of setting aside time every night to work on silly little projects did so much to help my mental health and repair my relationship with creative work as well.
i learned a lot during my small commitment to putting down my phone and picking up new hobbies, and i hope this zine will inspire you to do the same!!
you can download the digital version here, free/pwyw! i know that nobody has any money right now. that's a big reason why i don't charge for my zine downloads!
while i was trapped in chronic pain hell and living on a reduced paycheck awaiting surgery over the past year, the free crafting & hobby resources i found online helped me find joy during a time of so much darkness. sharing this zine free of charge is my way of trying to spread that joy further.
you can also support me by buying a physical copy of my zine here! all donations go a long way towards rebuilding my life post back surgery and are greatly appreciated ❤️
Carriola Tussock Moths: these moths have translucent patches (i.e. hyaline windows) on their wings, and their green-tinted veins are clearly visible within
Above: Carriola witti
Moths of the genus Carriola have a very unusual appearance, as their wings are covered in translucent patches that reveal a delicate network of greenish-yellow veins. The green coloration is caused by the haemolymph (i.e. "blood") that passes through these veins.
Above: the male form of Carriola thyridophora, with a close-up of the hyaline windows and bright green veins on its wings
The males of this genus typically have brown or beige borders around their wings, while the females have pink or white borders instead. The hyaline windows also tend to be much clearer and more extensive in the females.
Above: the female form of Carriola seminsula
This article describes the adaptive benefits of wing transparency in moths:
The coevolutionary arms race between prey and predator has generated some of the most striking adaptations in the living world, including lures, mimicry and camouflage in prey. Transparency, by definition, constitutes the perfect background matching against virtually all types of backgrounds. Transparency is common in pelagic environments where there is no place to hide.
Above: genus Carriola
Carriola tussock moths can be found in many different countries throughout Southeast Asia, including Indonesia, Singapore, Thailand, Laos, Myanmar, the Philippines and Malaysia. They also inhabit certain parts of China, India and Sri Lanka.
Above: Carriola seminsula
This is one of my favorite moths, tbh. I love it when moths have hyaline windows on their wings, and this genus is especially beautiful and bizarre.
Sources & More Info:
Nota Lepidopterologica: Review of the Genus Carriola with Descriptions of Four New Species
Singapore Biodiversity: Carriola ecnomoda
iNaturalist: Genus Carriola
BioRxiv: How Transparent Wing Windows Reduce Detectability in Moths
Journal of Evolutionary Biology: Transparency Improves Concealment in Cryptically Colored Moths (PDF)
Analysis of Dale's character evolution, and cultural references that hint at his original right-wing characterization. Topics include racism (duh), ableism, history, and Rhodesia. You may want to skip this one if you don't like thinking about Dale having bad traits.
Some fans may protest when reminded of Dale's original characterization as a racist, sexist right wing conspiracy theorist. Of course, that charactization simmers down after s1 because the writers said they couldn't keep making it funny, but there's still hints of his racism in later episodes.
One example I was reminded of, while watching a dog show and thus reminded that a dog called the "Rhodesian Ridgeback" exists:
Dale subscribes to Soldier of Fortune magazine, named in this episode and referenced in the title:
"Soldier of Misfortune" is the one hundred-sixth episode of King of the Hill. It was first aired on December 9, 2001. The episode was writte
Soldier of Fortune itself is an older term simply meaning mercenary, and Dale is trying to be a merc in this episode. The Soldier of Fortune brand magazine meanwhile is known for its connection to the country of "Rhodesia". The magazine was explicitly founded to recruit white men to fight in Africa to found this illegitimate racist country of "Rhodesia", where it was marketed to white men as a paradise where women and non-white people (especially those of African descent) would "know their place"
Now why would Dale put an ad for himself as a gun for hire in this magazine? 😉
Soldier of Fortune was ostensibly intended for mercenaries and "professional adventurers", but Brown admitted that the majority of the readers of Soldier of Fortune were the "Walter Mitty market", referring to men who merely fantasized about being mercenaries.
In 2018, American historian Kyle Burke wrote that the popularity of Soldier of Fortune was due to white male backlash against the rise of feminism and the rise of the civil rights movement, and that the majority of the readers of Soldier of Fortune were white men who resented feminists and "uppity" non-white people, especially African Americans.
It's easy to explain that Dale's "flanderized" kooky personality in the later seasons is part of the "Walter Mitty Market. He's trying to create a persona for himself, though it is incoherent like dressing as noted communist Hunter S. Thompson (Dale prolly just likes Hunter's views on guns lol) while threatening to kill Peggy for being a feminist lib teaching sex ed, but also wishing he were Indigenous because white boys love to fantasize about being a lil less vanilla. Hank says it in the episode where Dale gets mistaken for an active shooter - he talks a big talk, but he wouldn't hurt anyone really.
Of course, the active shooter episodes does end with Dale admitting he WOULD shoot Hank. And then shoot himself. And Nancy comments several times on how Dale depends so much of his ego and personality on killing things smaller than he is (hence the pest extermination business). So Dale is confirmed to have a violent side. It's just good that he has friends and a family to keep him stable.
You could say that Dale's mentally ill violence is an ableist depiction too. Depicting a paranoid guy with explicitly stated mental disorders as a danger to other humans, when IRL people with mental disorders are more often than not the ones being hurt, is absolutely a negative stereotype in media. But I also think it's interesting to take racism into account, before one praises the Unabomber or Charlie Manson for being anti society lol.
One of the reasons Dale's character mellowed out is possibly because his actor, Johnny Hardwick, was one of the staff writers. In the KOTH behind-the-scenes, his fellow voice artists state that he wasn't shy about his politics and that he had some similar anti-government views. And one can surmise from Hardwick's youtube channel that he was not a right-wing conspiracy theorist like Dale's early character, he seemed more like he was conspiring that the right-wing politicians were conspiring against him!
The writers seem to push more of the voice artists's personalities into the characters as the show goes on (like John Redcorn being in a band or dating older white women for survival, similar to his actor), so it's possible that Dale got more Hardwick in him as time went on. I also think it was easier to write more episodes in the long run if Dale more likeable and sweet, there's more potential for "down-to-earth" character-based stories when he's more than bomb threats and treating his wife like a maid.
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Yes I will write 3000 characters about why the guy I keep drawing his penis get cut off and his butthole bruised purple is contextually racist. I am not fujoshiing out to make him better… I am here to put him in the wumbo pickle jar and slosh him around with the pickle until his corpse liquifies and all thats left is little rat teeth. I hope other people will do that with their faves 🥰 i mean analyze the cultural context that leads to the characterization. Not necessarily the corpse pickle juice part.
I hope that it would be more acceptable to state that blorbos like Medic TF2 are inspired by the medical mal-experimentation of Germany towards prisoners during the 1940's - even if "Nazi" is a bad word that people don't want to associate with their cute little blorbo.
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Originally published on da fediverse, then edited for my blog.
