My main art account is @tempural. This (@deadscoutz) is my side account for reblogging stuff, and posting memes and drawings of pps. I am an adult over the age of 18. I mostly draw, and sometimes write.
Themes include: sex, death, necrophilia, abuse, obsession, misery, milfs, gmilfs, nonconsensual violence and gore, consensual handholding for the purpose of procreation.
My art is not meant for anyone under the age of 18.
I like cute/small tops bunging bigger, taller, beefier, and older bottoms.
Currently into Top! Chris x Bottom! Wesker from Resident Evil.
Curated galleries on my site:
Goblin gallery
Ollie n’ Basile
NSFW commissions
Social media:
Mastodon
Newgrounds (log in required)
Tumblr (you can ask me questions. I may not respond to requests unless I think they’re funny.)
AO3
Other:
Welcome to Interact
Many of my pairings are Younger top/admirer x Older bottom/sub/beloved. I tag the pairings according to this name order.
scout x spy
spider x goblin
goblin x norman
I also follow the path of the Snake Fujoshi, and enjoy depicting my fave getting bung by every character, or just looking slutty by themselves.
the homosexual as an identity category was invented in 1869. by a german doctor trying to decriminalize sodomy.
before that there were acts, not identities. the greeks thought male-male love was spiritually superior to heterosexual desire. the romans only cared if you topped. georgian officers had "particular friendships" everyone recognized and no one named.
none of them were closeted. none of them were repressed. the framework didn't exist yet.
new essay tracing the full line from plato's symposium to the aids crisis. why "there were always gay people" is projecting backwards. what writers get wrong about historical sexuality. how to fix it.
this one took a while. i think it matters.
From Plato's Symposium to the AIDS crisis: why your period drama keeps getting sexuality wrong, and how to fix it.
Shane has once again fallen asleep while we are plotting evil Chrisker yaoi
Prompt for Day 6 of Chrisker week is "fairy tale". I did want to be a bit more creative than the typical european Grimm's type of fairy tale, but those are the ones that immediately come to mind due to the reading material we were brought up with
My first thought of european fairy tales was Lil Red Riding Hood. Obviously you can make the groomer granny wolf Wesker, but I have already done a scsp version of this. But it would be more interesting if Chris was a houndwolf since he's so dog coded. Big chungus wolf trying to stop lil' Red from unleashing her picnic basket full of bumworms LOL.
Another thought is Snow White, since the evil queen was one of my formative crushes. A swerve for that could be Chris as the hunter, not the princess. Evil bitch queen Weskie, loyal huntsman. Until he comes back empty handed, without the princess's heart 🙀 there is fun symbolism to be done with the poison apple (calling back to adam n eve seduced by the serpent's apple), and the pig's heart.
Alice in Wonderland, since we just finished code Veronica and there's bandersnatches everywhere. Cheshire cat Whiskers with his lil stripes and cunty grin. Chris in a blue Alice dress lmao... He's just kinda pissed and confused cuz Cheshire Whiskers is always like "oh Chris, you'll never understand".
I already did some Shrek drawings, so why not Emperor"s New Groove? Yzma Whiskers, Kronk Chris. I can drive home my intentions very easily with that, and draw Yzwhiskers all cunty with tiny boobs.
Goldilocks and the Three Bears. Of course, Goldilocks has piss yellow slicked back hair, and the Three bears are re1 twink Chris, re5 Chris, and re8 Daddy Chris. Guess whiskers is sitting on the bed startled by the three bears after eatting too much jook.
Chinese fairy tale, monkey king. Chris as Monke sun wukong of course. Whiskers could be the seductress albino rat spirit
Lady Earth Flow (in Chinese: 地涌夫人), originally known as the Golden Nosed Albino Rat Spirit (in Chinese: 金鼻白毛老鼠精) or the Half-Guanyin (in Chi
The cannibal white bone demoness
White Bone Demoness (in Chinese: 白骨精), also known as Baigujing or Lady Baigujing, is a major antagonist of the 16th-century Chinese classic
Or some perversion of GuanYin, sun wukong's protective goddess...draw whiskers giving a monke an Herb
Due to sociogeographical factors, Guanyin may also be historically depicted as genderless or androgynous... it does not matter whether Guanyin is male, female, or genderless, as the ultimate reality is in emptiness
Cat tongue wagging dot gif
In Chinese art, Guanyin is often depicted either alone, standing atop a dragon, accompanied by a white cockatoo and flanked by two children or two warriors
Well i can make the dragon a gay snake
Guanyin's hair then floated away and became a white demon female snake. The snake would seduce men and kill other women.
Yeah boiii snakes built in, they"re always white snakes too like David Coverdale
Now onto snake-wives...
This one is pretty metal
Of the Woman Who Loved a Serpent Who Lived in a Lake
Passamaquoddy
Two sources with their own sources
Native American: Of old times. There was a very beautiful woman. She turned the heads of all the men. She married, and her husband died very
This hot chick keeps remarrying affer her husbands mysteriously die. Husband #6 discovers she's fucking a giant snake, which gives her super venom STDs, which she passes into her husbands during coitus. Husband refuses to sleep with her. She dies in the morning cuz she's full of the snake's venomous jizz. The stink pussy of legend.
I should be looking up more folk lore about snakes and cats n such... There's always snake-wives and to a lesser extent snake-husbands.
The Woman and Her Snake Lover
Kataquapit, George E. (2003) Some History, Myths, & Legends of the Swampy Cree. Self-published book printed in Thunder Bay by Lehto Rainbow Printers.
Kataquapit, George E. (2003) Some History, Myths, & Legends of the Swampy Cree. Self-published book printed in Thunder Bay by Lehto Rainbow
Another case of a woman fucking a snake, and the husband killing her.
This one is interesting because it has that Eggers Nosferatu backstory of the woman having dreamt of her snake husband since she was a child.
It also has a fun case of necrothroatfucking with the woman's decapitated head:
“I will marry you if you take me across the river,” said the head. “How can I marry you. You are just a head,” said the Owl. “You can make love to me on my windpipe,” said the head.
This again reminds me of Eggers Nosferatu and Labyrinth, both of which have fairy tale structure, but also reminds me why I prefer yaoi and yuri most of the time... When it's a dude monster x girl, the girl is almost always portrayed as physically weak and emotionally incapable. Even if "oh at the end she is the dom cuz she tells the monster what to do which is roleplay the daddy dom", that's not my personal kink especially with the "imbalance" of dude/girl relationships.
J prefer to have a lot more physical capability, but be too brain-stupid to be able to resist the seductress. Hence why gorl scout must have the kitty spoih on a leash, or how Kagome has Inuyasha on command. Or why it is tastier when Chris would be physically strong enough to overpower a non-bumwormed Wesker, but he's too soft in his lil heart and just has to cry out "WESKER!" when the evil bumworm man gets impaled by his own Tyrant.
Need to add more power struggles and back n forth besides just a fainting helpless uke for my taste... I know other people like the power fantasy of being powerless and taken over but eh i want to put Nosferatu (Alexander) dad in the basement and vivisect him ya know? I wanna get hands-on, I want to be active, I want to influence the events for better or more probably for worse in the rpg of my dark twisted brain yaoiz.
I think Chris likes verbal praise ("you're one of my best men"), and then thoughtful gift-giving because of what the player feels during RE1 when Berty drops by. It's a huge sense of relief when you're outta ammo and Wesker leaves a cute note for you with bullet.
It feels less thoughtful when Barry does it for Jill LMAO cuz Barry is such a goofy fuck up goon, he's trying to get you/Jill killed while Wesker is trying to prolong you/Chris's suffering through the mansion.
My fave thing is when game mechanics feed directly into character interaction, no matter how much fans who only watch tiktok shorts feel about how "non canon" the gameplay that makes up the game is.
Chris's own giving "love language" would be Acts Of Service. He shows familial love to Claire by taking care of her and having her back. He shows totally platonic boy to girl type friend love to Jill by taking care of her and having her back. And, well, if he was a good cop for cap'n Wesker I'm sure he would do the swat mission he was assigned to do. Like Wesker says "go check out that room, and the mansion, and put on this dog collar to get the key from it" and Chris is like ok dude.
Wesker appreciates Acts Of Service. He doesn't care about fawning, he really doesn't give a fuck about Excella slobbin on his knob or his random henchmen goons talking to him. But he does appreciate when things go according to plan, because his goons do their dang job. He likes when Chris does his job so he can observe him.
But even more than that, he loves quality time with his object of interest... He's very one-sided and narccisistic in that way, he could just sit in the basement and stare at the tyrant and be happy cuz he made that, even if the tyrant doesn't talk back. Same goes with Chris as an object of interest. He will goon over the security cameras about how well Chris has done in the mansion with the training WESKER gave him, because it reflects well on WESKER. Very masturbatory, American Psycho looking in the mirror. And boy does Wesker love to yap at Chris and monologue, even if he knows Chris doesn't understand. He's so happy and smiley everytime he sees Chris.. The presence of the minion, seeing his experiment play out. Quality time with the experiment injecting it wity T virus.
The sort of love language Wesker gives out. Well. Luckily for Chris it's Words of Affirmation and Thoughtful Gifts. Like I said, Whiskers is a yapper (me too tbh). Whiskers knows when to say "im proud of you Chris" and when to say "Slow as always Chris" as a super backhanded insult LMAO. Shut up dude imma eat your nalgas if you keep calling me stupid!!! As for gifts, we have the RE1 gifts as well as the loot Wesker may or may not have left for Chris to make playtime for fun. What about mundane office gifts like Chris's RPD shooting awards? :P hehe. Goon.
Here are the prompts for this year's Chrisker Week! The event will run from June 1 – June 7, but as always, late submissions will always still be accepted!
Art, Fanfiction, video edits, etc. are all acceptable forms of entry. In other words, there is no wrong way to engage with this event as all art forms are not only welcomed but also encouraged!!
All prompts are up for interpretation, so feel free to use it how you envision. If you find yourself struggling with these prompts, below you will find some extra prompts that you are more than welcome to use for any day
❗ Remember to tag #Chriskerweek2026 OR @ Us on your submission so that we can see it and reblog it ❗
As mentioned, if you find yourself struggling or not liking the prompts, here are some alternatives that you can use instead for any day of your choice
Willem would make a good Wesker. He got the skinny nose and hollow cheeks. Just give Willem 7 inch heels to make up the height difference!!! Then he can play Alex in goblin-mode too :)
my first new zine after a long and crazy year!! night crafts is a 28-page zine about crafts you can do during the quiet hours of the night when your brain is fried and you might otherwise be tempted to doomscroll instead. the active practice of setting aside time every night to work on silly little projects did so much to help my mental health and repair my relationship with creative work as well.
i learned a lot during my small commitment to putting down my phone and picking up new hobbies, and i hope this zine will inspire you to do the same!!
you can download the digital version here, free/pwyw! i know that nobody has any money right now. that's a big reason why i don't charge for my zine downloads!
while i was trapped in chronic pain hell and living on a reduced paycheck awaiting surgery over the past year, the free crafting & hobby resources i found online helped me find joy during a time of so much darkness. sharing this zine free of charge is my way of trying to spread that joy further.
you can also support me by buying a physical copy of my zine here! all donations go a long way towards rebuilding my life post back surgery and are greatly appreciated ❤️
