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indigenceinexcusable replied to your post: Leg 8utt.

D —> This is what you return with

Listen here, motherfucker. I- don't really have a hugely vitriolic way to end this.

Yeah, I guess it is. I pro8a8ly won't stick around too long, 8ecause who ever does? There's always something else to do, some other where to 8e. Figured I'd toss around the old metaphorical pork8eastskin once or twice, see how my equally messed up comrades are doing. May8e laugh at one or two, if I can find the stuck-up sense of superiority.

#indigenceinexcusable #Good to see you're still kicking.

Leg 8utt.

#(It is a joke 8ecause it is a common internet meme and it utilizes my identifying quirk as part of that joke.)

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Spiders are scary #blackwidow #male #deadspiderwalking

#Hahahahaha.

so are you and rose smangin or WHAT spiderbro dont leave me dry

Sweet, sweet fishvagina.

#I don't know much a8out anyone else 8ut I've never really enjoyed pailing that much.#Like yes. I've done it? (I think.)#8ut it was always a requirement rather than something I wanted to do.#So I'm sort of ehhhhhhhh on that 8usiness.#Anonymous

It's that kind of 8um night what's got a fella on his husk again. Let's see, a 8asic explan8ion of recent events, if you're so inclined as to read 'em:

Found that ring. Except it wasn't really a ring, I don't think. It was...weird. Can't remem8er much of it. Lalonde might know more. The long and the short of it is that - again, I THINK - causality itself was messed a8out with for a while. So not only 8n't I dead no-more, I was never dead. 8ut clearly, I was, or else I'd have never gotten into these 8u88les in the first place.

It's messed up. I don't know. I'm still dealing with that. Memories start popping up of never 8eing dead in the first place, 8ut then again, I've manufactured them 8efore just so my 8loody ego could 8e appeased. So may8e I've 8ecome the product of two separate instances of myself, working for the same cause? It's a 8loody stumper. I still don't know.

8eing alive's gr8, though. I missed...caring a8out things.

+ ofm1nd

Were it not for my imminent resurrection like the archetypal 8urning 8ird, I'd 8e inclined to 8e all annoyed and passive-aggressive a8out the old chestnut of pro8a8ility. Far's I sees it, the Mind schtick you've got going's all a8out it. 88% chance that I die to Noir, 12% I 8eat the 8astard. However, a 96% chance of avoiding detection entirely should you take the more road more sanguine. Something like that?

I would then go so far as to grit and gnash my teeth at the supposed 8ivalence of paradox space. Can't just judge this kinda shit 8ased on could 8e's and pro8a8lies. Can't just roll a d8 (that's dice-8ight) for damage and then apply class 8oosts. 8ut hey, what do I know? I'd go on to say more whiny 8ullshit like that, were I prone to gazing long into my fleshy vestigal leg-nu8s.

Lucky you, I'm an enlightened troll. What's your malfunction, Pyrope?

#ofm1nd