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@deadtony
how’s everyone y’all still alive or
steve: ...whatever it takes
also steve:
PhD stands for Pretty Huge Dick and bruce has got 7 of those no wonder thor wouldn’t leave his whiny ass
Iron Man (2008)
i am begging marvel to not release the movie next year
well-
just realized the funniest thing ever
cl*nt was literally the only one who wasn’t manipulated by wanda because joss didn’t know what the fuck to brinf up from his past because god forbid they actually give him any personality
mcu really said how about we don’t make clint deaf, a likeable mess BUT we give him a family?
writer’s room probably has a wheel of the most vanilla character ideas for clint and whatever the needle lands on is him for the movie
assigned intern who was spinning the wheel: it just says “secret heterosexual farm”
writers: that ….. is fucking brilliant
intern: uhhhhhhh it says ‘tony stark but the jokes doesn’t land’
writers: sorry fiege the wheel has the final say, our hands are tied ://////
why wasn’t she auntie nat to morgan tho 😭😭
Professor Hulk in Avengers: Endgame
hulk fuckers. absolute hulk fuckers.
KING OF ASGARD
I love Valkyrie but hated this whole thing, it’s the opposite of good writing- since this female character is popular, let’s just make her perfect in every way! Let’s pretend she’s not an alcoholic or former slave trader or deserter and instead make her a fucking “natural” leader or something, despite never seeing this demonstrated a single time. This is just making sure she can’t have any further character development, since they literally used this time jump as an excuse to make her overcome all her issues off screen.
she was literally the leader of the valkyries, this trait did not just appear out of thin air. she was depressed???? she didn’t care if what she was doing were unethical when she was a scrapper because her family was literally killed. when thor became severely depressed, she took it upon herself to make sure asgard was adjusting well to their new home and that things were running smoothly, she essentially became asgard’s leader without the title.
and she’s literally a side character of course they won’t focus on her arc esp in a movie with a huge cast like endgame. she’ll get her time to shine in thor 4
Kamala will be in the mcu: :) // Tony is dead so we wont see them interact, which means no gyros and fries: :(
again, it’s not too late for ai tony <3
Love you but your user kills me every time. Ill look at it every day to see your amazing posts 😔👊
hold awn this is too sweet tho im blushing
bro I forgot abt this blog <3
Tony in the afterlife watching Steve hop into the time machine he designed to go live in the past for some antiquated pussy after Tony just sacrificed his own life to preserve the future for everybody:
so glad of the reoccurring physical embodiment of sacrifice within the mcu, like iron man’s reactor, or thor’s eyepatch, or steve’s loss of time. so glad the mcu never went back on all three of those decisions!
why do you hate mcu clint?
he’s a conservative
bitch WHERE
he took one look at my asian ass and decapitated me
I’m confused
this is what stanning clint does to u
so they’re a starker, stucky, spiderio, a clint stan AND a monster fucker ?? wtf pick a struggle
looked at their page for one (1) second and they’re pan but said the d-slur it just keeps getting worse
pick a fucking struggle 😖😖😖
*whispers* pssst,,, hey, starker is a pedophilic ship, so is spiderio. theyre shipping a kid with an adult, and that just ain't it
Honestly idk what spiderio is, but here's the thing: what someone ships doesn't say anything about who the person is.
Among loads of other things, someone who ships it may ship it bc of past experiences and as a way to heal from it.
But the thing is, nobody should have to divulge trauma to be allowed to ship something.
Don't like, don't read. Don't interact. Blacklist it. I have - starker actively triggers me, so I go out of my way to make sure I don't interact with it.
i’ve said this before but i guess i’ll say it again, fuck starker (and spiderio now too ig)! i DO make sure that i don’t interact with it, i have the tags blacklisted, and every blog i come across/interact with me blocked.
shipping pedophilia is never right