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evilmara

*sweating profusely*

cutecipher

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

mortalityplays

it's crazy that you used to be able to look up specific clips from a tv show on youtube. now regardless of your search terms you get 6 unrelated promo reels from the show's official account, 6 unrelated clips of literally anything else youtube thinks you might click on, 6 unrelated promo reels from the network's official account, 6 more completely arbitrary recommendations, 6 show trailers and publicity videos of the actors by content mills called 'pop glutton' and 'comedy chunk' and finally raw gameplay footage of a mobile freemium slots game and a video essay called Liberals Can't Belive It: 10 Times Hitler Was Shockingly Woke

mortalityplays

you know the internet is dying when you can't even search glup shitto funniest moments and find a single relevant result

mortalityplays

our data wizards crunched the numbers, and they discovered something truly incredible: users spend up to 10x longer on the website when they can't find what the fuck they came looking for

luetta

you joke but this is literally what google realised and changed with google search and youtube.

Wanna listen to this story instead? Check out this week's Better Offline podcast, "The Man That Destroyed Google Search," available on Apple

profit projections looked like it wasn’t going to be infinite growth for a quarter, and so the head of ads ousted one of the founders and implemented drastic measures to increase search queries. these measures were: making their services worse. this is NOT an exaggeration. it’s actually crazy how anti-consumer google is as a company now.

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dozydawn

cat’s eye emerald

ausgoth

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pukicho

Don’t give up. We can beat them! The kinder they are the harder they fall.

howlingday

Puki, be honest with me... Are we the baddies?

pukicho

Whatever

programmerhumour

Anon visits webpages in 2022

mornington-the-crescent

As others have pointed out before, if you visited a web page 20 years ago and it acted like that, you would rightly assume your computer had gotten a virus.