incorrect winchester quotes

mostly incorrect sam and dean quotes - feat. other characters from time to time

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Dean: okay so you think God was responsible for that?

Sam: yeah

Dean: that’s fine. We all have our beliefs. I for instance carry around this tiny little monopoly piece for good luck.

Sam: did you just compare my Lord and Savior to a tiny top hat?

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Crowley: what’s your darkest desire?

Dean: I wanna stare at a stranger from across the street and disappear when a bus passes.

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Dean: you can’t be sure you’re not immortal until you die.

Sam: you have died, Dean.

Sam: multiple times.

Dean: my point stands.

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Dean: that’s a weird looking shrimp- I mean- crab- I MEAN

Sam: ITS A LOBSTER???!!!

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Sam: you… you think I’m pretentious?

Dean: you’d eat a worm if I gave it a French name!

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Castiel: you can’t make an omelette without breaking some legs.

Dean: You’re never making me breakfast.

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Dean: hey, let’s look into each other’s eyes and say “I wish I were you,” at exactly the same time. Maybe we’ll pull a freaky Friday.

Sam: or we can just pretend like we did and you can go around acting really immature… oh wait.

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Charlie: this is a man who would wear sweatpants to his wedding.

Dean: I now pronounce me… comfortable.

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Rowena: how’s that wine and coffee combination treating you?

Mary: my heart is beating really fast but time is moving really slow.

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Sam: why do you always want to see the worst in people?

Dean: because people are the worst.

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Jack: I did something bad.

Castiel: what?

Jack: you don’t know?

Castiel: no?

Jack: I’ve been good.

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Dean: hurry up!

Castiel: it’s a sidewalk not a side-run.

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Young Dean: Dad told you to stay in bed.

Young Sam: there’s a scary monster in the closet.

Young Dean: scarier than Dad?

Young Sam: *goes to bed*

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Sam: oh my you drew eyebrows on your forehead in permanent marker.

Castiel: you look surprised.

Dean: so do you.

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Dean: I’m done with homework.

Sam: you did it?

Dean: that’s not what I said.