Jupiter

A demon disguised as an angel

[underground-cry]

so, blaming bucky for murdering tony's parents isn't right because his mind was fucked up by hydra, but only blaming tony for the creation of ultron is okay even though his mind was fucked up by wanda.

uhum. okay. right.

[underground-cry]

so, blaming bucky for murdering tony's parents isn't right because his mind was fucked up by hydra, but only blaming tony for the creation of ultron is okay even though his mind was fucked up by wanda.

uhum. okay. right.

[deanacampbell]

Stephen: Are you crying?

Tony: No, I'm having an allergic reaction.

Stephen: To what?

Tony: Life.

[deanacampbell]

* in the gigant space donut spaceship*

Peter: This is so ironic

Tony: What?

Peter: I'm in a ship

Peter: *points Tony and Stephen* With a ship

Stephen: Did you just-

Tony: Oh my god...

[pallasperilous]

My buddy, my guy, you really gotta work on the ole creative problem-solving skills

[callmemisshorizon-deactivated20]

WHY IS DEAN TERRIBLE WITH IDEAS???

[deanacampbell]

Peter: Do you have any tattoos?

Tony: Yeah, on my arm. Rhodey and Tony forever.

Pepper: But I thought Stephen was your husband?

Tony: Yeah, he wasn't too happy about that

[deanacampbell]

Howard: I was a bad father Tom?

Tony:

Tony: My name is Tony.

[lsw8059]

When you read a fanfic where your OTP are together, happy and glad, but suddenly it becomes a fucking disaster.

[theavengersfanclub-deactivated2]

Thor: the house is burning and you can only save one thing, what do you choose?

Tony: Steve

Steve: Bucky

Tony:

Steve: tONY WAIT DON’T LEAVE

[deanacampbell]

F U C K

[imaginestevetony]

Steve: Your son ran away from me.

Tony: My son? He’s my son when he sneaks away from his supersoldier father? Of course he is!

Steve: Please, I was a good son growing up for my Ma. Unlike you, I’ve heard stories from Jarvis.

Tony: Jarvis is getting fired for telling lies.

[tonystarkreactor]

Carol, saving Tony’s ass and hauling him onto her ship: So you haven’t eaten in several days, right?

Tony: Right.

Carol: Okay. And no water?

Tony: Right.

Carol: And you know Jim, right?

Tony: Right. Wait, wha-?

Carol, shoving food and water into Tony’s arms: Okay, be quick, eat something before he gets here–

Rhodey, slamming through the door: Your stupid message said you’d gone how many days-

[llorented]

Daredevil coming to fight Thanos

[thisbelex]

billie: u died jack, im here to reap u

jack: gotta ask my dads first

billie: wha-

jack: they said no 

[deanacampbell]

Castiel: Who are you?

Jonh: I'm Dean's father

Mary: And I'm Dean's mother

Castiel: Well, I'm a big fan of your work

[deanacampbell]

[reisingstarz]

Tony: Did you know spiders can be found on every continent except for Antartica?

Peter: Wait… really?

Tony: Yeah, I guess it’s beca- why are you packing a bag?

Peter: In the wise words of Tony Stark, “Records are made to be broken”

[deanwinchesters]

#mood