“YOU FIGHT THOSE FAIRIES”

I do a lot of incorrect quotes referring about Destiel and Sam. No hate towards any spn characters. Enjoy my fellow fairies

[deancasapplepie]

Dean: are you taken?

Castiel: yeah, for granted

[deancasapplepie]

Cas when he was human: i drink all this water and for what? Just to pee? This planet is a prison

[deancasapplepie]

dean: a SPECIAL place in hell??? for ME?? that’s actually really thoughtful

dean after hell: it was not thoughtful

[deancasapplepie]

dean: Physically? Im fine. Mentally? You don’t need to know mind your damn business

[deancasapplepie]

cas: i won’t forgive you unless you say the magic words

dean: i love you?

cas: …………

cas: i was hoping you’d say “i’m sorry” but that works too

[dadstielkline]

castiel + tumblr's banned words

[deancasapplepie]

dean: i wanna hear those three little words

cas: i love you?

dean: that’s nice but good try

cas: fine. i will behave

[deancasapplepie]

sam: are you a big spoon or little spoon?

dean: i’m a knife

cas: he’s a little spoon

[deancasapplepie]

cas: *finds a crumbled paper” hey what’s this

dean: that’s my to do list

cas: why does this only have my name on here?

dean:…….

[deancasapplepie]

dean: i think we need to spice things up a bit

cas: dean you know i can’t eat spicy food

dean: i meant in the bedroom

cas: i can’t eat it anywhere in the bunker dean!

[deancasapplepie]

cas: hey why is dean crying?

sam: he took one of those “ which supernatural character are you?” quizzes.

cas: oh who did he get?

sam: me

[deancasapplepie]

dean: physically? i’m fine.mentally? you don’t need to know mind your damn business

[deancasapplepie]

random worker: have a great day sir!

dean: don’t tell me what to do

[deancasapplepie]

sam: dean have you seen cas?

dean: i- i’m not seeing cas!

sam: what

dean: what

[deancasapplepie]

cas: hey sam do you think i could fit in the dryer? dean doesn’t think i can.

dean: i don’t know let’s-

sam: let’s — and i cannot stress this enough — NOT do that.

[deancasapplepie]

cas: i thought you said you were decorating the house for Halloween?

dean: i am

cas: you’re just hanging up pictures of sam with his beard

dean: you said you wanted scary decorations

[deancasapplepie]

claire: guys do you think i could fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth

sam: your a hazard to society

dean: and a coward, do 20