I don't even know

I like so many things that I don't even know from where start; she/her. 25 yo. brazilian; I write destiel being fluff and cute trust me

[deannoangel]

if not gay why watch

[veralapulgaviajera]

PART 5!!! (spoiler: it's the longest yet)

keeping up w the thunderbolts

At 12:00AM straight Sam will receive a text from an unknown number containing a pic of Joaquín passed out on the floor saying "this your guy?" I truly believe that...

if u see a typo no u didn't <3 . As always thx for sticking around until the end, i hope you guys like it. BEFORE I FORGETTTTT @probablyajedi gave me the idea, i just made it messy hehe

so yea byeeeeeee guyssss

[deannoangel]

acompanhar isso foi a melhor coisa que aconteceu comigo desde as au's Stony e sambuck no twitter entre 2018 e 2019

[scottstilesliam-deactivated2016]

I think as a culture we have all forgotten that fandom is supposed to be fun.

It’s not that serious.

It was never supposed to be that serious.

Especially since most of the drama and hurt revolves around shipping.

All of the ships are fictional. Being canon doesn’t actually negate the fact that the ship isn’t real. 

No ship, or any aspect of a fictional universe, is important enough to treat another real life human being badly. 

It’s not that serious.

[vervainvalkyrie-deactivated2017]

“No ship, or any aspect of a fictional universe, is important enough to treat another real life human being badly.” I’ve had the misfortune of encountering some people who really, really, really need this drilling into their skulls.

[razztazticffn]

“No ship, or any aspect of a fictional universe, is important enough to treat another real life human being badly.”

[zeeimpalaangel]

He JUST grieved Cas. He JUST got Cas back! And now he's finding out Cas was held captive for WEEKS without him knowing. The guilt is obvious. He's showing Cas how bad he feels and how sorry he is. But still, Cas has no idea what Dean really means when he says he's sorry.

Cas thinks Dean's sorry is pointless. "Well, [Asmodeus is] a shape-shifter. Besides, I-I was the one who got myself captured."

But Dean's really saying, "I should have known it wasn't you because I know you. I failed you, and I hate myself for it. I just got you back, and I already let you down."

While Cas is focused on, "All I care about is finding Jack and your mother and fulfilling my promise to Kelly and getting you back your family."

And that's how what Ackles said post finale makes sense. Dean didn't think Cas was capable of [romantic] love. A human would understand what Dean is trying to say here, but Cas isn't human. How he feels doesn't matter. It never has and it never will. Only it's always mattered to Dean, Cas just couldn't see it.

So, like, you have Dean standing here (groveling), apologizing to Cas for failing him.

And you have Cas standing here saying it's all his own fault for not being good enough.

And NEITHER of them are truly listening to the other because they're too focused on putting themselves down.

[sicksicksixx]

the funny thing about the “did dean reciprocate” debate is that up until the confession itself, dean acts much more like the one who is in love. it’s blatant. it borders on embarrassing. he’s clearly very aware of it and trying to show/say it but falling short every time due to internal or external circumstances. “did he reciprocate” ??? and it’s somewhere between eight and eleven years of “i need you” and “im not leaving without you” and “whatever you did i forgive you and we can get through it together” and “i don’t want to live without you, i’d rather be dead ” and “when you’re gone all i do is search for a way to bring you back to me” and “deep down a part of me always knew you would come back because you’re the only thing in the world i have faith in” like be so serious

[valdelion]

It's really the unseen that gets you in destiel. First time you see them meet is NOT the first time. Camera panning out to leave them staring at each other in an alley. Prayer every night in purgatory but you don't hear it. Heaven Can't Wait fanfic gap. Everyone knowing so much about Cas but you never see Dean talk about him. Cas' phone screen blown up with calls&texts you can't read. Mentioning the Tombstone watch in the Dean cave that only Cas knows about. Gossiping offscreen about the cardigan. etc

The excruciatingly long stretches of looking at Dean raking leaves, carrying the trenchcoat from car to car. Of waiting for the other to come back from the heavenly war, from captivity. Man, they had so much. So much domesticity, so much yearning, longing to be in contact, to just be with each other, to be safe. To love.

[deannoangel]

star wars is so good when it's not trying so hard to please stinky nerds.

[sillyobsession02]

What if the Silver Surfer came to the main mcu earth not the fantastic four earth?

Sliver Surfer: Are you the protectors of this earth?

Alexei: Yes!

Yelena: Are we though?

Ava: Yeah to be fair there is like a whole are we, are we not deal.

Alexei: Will you stop embarrassing us, we still protect the earth no.

The Sliver Surfer just looks at them confused.

John pointing at Bucky: His boyfriend is suing us because we call our selves the avengers.

Bucky: Dude!

John: What.

Bucky: First of all he's not my boyfriend, second of all this random space women does not need to know that!

Bob: You know a few years ago I would have freaked out about this but now somehow this is my life now.

Sliver Surfer pointing at Bob: Is he the protector of the Earth?

Bob: No I'm just Bob and I just hang out with them.

Alexei: I mean he could be.

Bucky looking at Alexei and then the Sliver surfer: Alexie we have talked about this stop bringing that up. Hi Miss can you just wait like 10 minutes and I'll go make some calls and we will have like most of the Earths protectors here so you can make your speech ok. Ok.

[deannoangel]

Ava pra Yelena no fundo: sabe, ela até que é gostosa. vamos deixar só eles lidarem com ela?

Yelena pra Ava: para admirar não precisamos falar.

Ava: justo.

[sillyobsession02]

What if the Silver Surfer came to the main mcu earth not the fantastic four earth?

Sliver Surfer: Are you the protectors of this earth?

Alexei: Yes!

Yelena: Are we though?

Ava: Yeah to be fair there is like a whole are we, are we not deal.

Alexei: Will you stop embarrassing us, we still protect the earth no.

The Sliver Surfer just looks at them confused.

John pointing at Bucky: His boyfriend is suing us because we call our selves the avengers.

Bucky: Dude!

John: What.

Bucky: First of all he's not my boyfriend, second of all this random space women does not need to know that!

Bob: You know a few years ago I would have freaked out about this but now somehow this is my life now.

Sliver Surfer pointing at Bob: Is he the protector of the Earth?

Bob: No I'm just Bob and I just hang out with them.

Alexei: I mean he could be.

Bucky looking at Alexei and then the Sliver surfer: Alexie we have talked about this stop bringing that up. Hi Miss can you just wait like 10 minutes and I'll go make some calls and we will have like most of the Earths protectors here so you can make your speech ok. Ok.

[lizleeships]

Little patron commission for Linda, who requested a tie-pull and shutting the angel up, which really, is the best way to win an argument IMHO.

(Don't repost please, but reblogs are great!)

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[saffronish]

I've been thinking about this for a while now but every time Cas is in Baby with Dean he almost always chooses to sit behind Sam.

(excuse the lack of images... I'm having a really hard time finding pictures of Cas in the backseat of the impala through google since I wasn't about to watch 267 episodes just for that ahaha *cries*)

Even in 9x10, when Dean tells Cas to sit in the back with Crowley, Cas specifically tells Crowley (who had sat diagonally from Dean) to move over because he's, quote, "on my side."

So I'm guessing that this means that Cas has a side whenever he isn't sitting shotgun and that that side is right behind Sam.

My explanation for this is that that particular seat gives Cas the best view of Dean's face while talking to him (or not... it's good for just staring too) and vice versa. Dean can also turn his head back a little and see him/talk to him much easier than if Cas sat behind Dean.

HOWEVER!! One scene does stick out to me. It's during that famous car ride in 12x10 when Dean and Cas are pissed at each other. Cas, for some reason, chooses to sit in the middle, even leaning more towards Dean's side

I really think Cas definitely sat there on purpose so that he wouldn't have to look at Dean's face and Dean wouldn't be able to see him... therefore giving Cas the chance to roll his eyes or raise his dom!eyebrow at whatever Dean is saying. It makes it even funnier when Dean's like "WHaT's tHaT sUpPoSeD To MeAn???" and he has to crane his neck so far back that Sam has to tell him to watch the road.

I feel like further proof of this is how most people sit in the middle when in the backseat of the Impala since it's easier to see both Dean and Sam at the same time

(^ this last one isn't the Impala but whatever... it still counts)

Cas is apparently either really into staring at Dean at every possible moment or he just doesn't like Sam's face (no offence to Sam), but I really don't think the latter is the case.

Cas' just pining silently in the backseat and having a good view of Dean makes it easier🤷

Annndd this concludes my rant/analysis... good day

[deannoangel]

sam literally dedicated his whole being on the mission to destroy the ring and I have to heard people say that his just a the protagonists friend guys he is THE protagonist loyal friend he is the blueprint of this genre

[daekiyu]

sambuckys

[honeygrahambitch]

Jack: what do you mean you are spending the evening with Hannibal? I told you I would need you to help with a profile

Will: Hannibal doesn't take rejections well. Last time I said "no" he made skull-shaped pancakes. He didn't talk for days. Even cancelled all his appointments. Sent me a letter about how my refusal created an insurmountable emotional breach.

Jack: how did you even fix that?

Will: I put on a non-plaid shirt and a tie and showed up at his door with a parmezan wheel.

[arsanatomica]

Religious art leaves out the best part and it’s such a goddamn shame. Livestock, Agriculture and Food is an integral part of any culture and we all need to be pushing for more realistic sheep in religious art. #FATTAILSFORJESUS

[hildegard-von-bloggen]

“How think ye? If a man have a hundred sheep and one of them be gone astray, doth he not leave the ninety and nine, and goeth into the mountains and listen for the clappeth of it’s itinerant cheeks?” - Matthew 18:12, the bible

[arsanatomica]

CLAPPETH….

[arsanatomica]

I made this post a long time ago and never posted the follow up post, so here it is. Additional info on Fat tail sheep

Fat tailed sheep is not a single specific breed of sheep. It’s a catchall word like “Health care worker”.

There’s tons and tons of different breeds. They all store fat in their tails, but fall into two main categories: WIDE tails and LONG tails

Wide tails store fat in the rump area and have no visible tails.

Long tails store fat in the tail itself, which vary in length in different breeds. In the olden days, people took pride in breeding sheep with the longest tail. They are not so popular today as it’s hard to find a decent tail cart on Amazon.

Speaking of Tail carts, they come in different styles and designs. We dont have any that are actually preserved, but old drawing of them show different wheels harnesses.

Some of them are literally just skateboards

Back in the day, breeding sheep with long dragging tails was all the rage. Nowadays different tails types have been developed to prevent them from dragging their tails on the ground. Such as the “folded tail” or the “Only fat at the base” Tail

Despite fat tail sheep being the most common sheep breeds in the world, most people in the west have never heard of them. The West likes Wool Sheep. Fat tails are strictly meat sheep and have little useful wool. They also do poorly in colder climates

There’s a huge community of shepherds on youtube that script, choreograph and shoot elaborate videos for their sheep complete uplifting music to highlight their best qualities (for sale and stud) It is fantastic. Such as this one:

People kept bringing up Fat Bottomed Girls. Ya’ll are wrong. These are fat bottomed BOYS. Sheep are often continuously bred, so the females are constantly getting pregnant, giving birth and nursing.

That’s very hard on the body, so they can’t build up as much fat as the boys.

The fattest sheep, the ones with the truly VAST tails, rocking them little carts are ALWAYS males.

This is why the Bible specifically states that ONLY the rumps of the Males are to fit to be offered to the lord……

Picture: God desiring the tail

“And he shall offer of the sacrifice of the peace offering an offering made by fire unto the LORD; the fat thereof, and the WHOLE rump” -Leviticus 3:9

I mean… look.

Arguably these are just minor details and doesnt matter….

But beyond it’s teachings the bible is also a work of literature about life in the ancient world. And on some level these kinds of small details bring a sort of richness to these depictions of real…

Ancient people bred out sheep with huge butts, took the largest sheep butts, set them on fire and prayed over the burning butt. It checks out.

[bogleech]

How can hilarious big butt sheep have existed for millenia and escaped being well known in popular culture everywhere. They’ve gotten off scot free for too long. Meme these fools at once.

[lizleeships]

...All this work for a hentai joke. I'm terribly sorry.

I also consulted my jury of Patrons about whether or not Dean would say "Calm your tits". I'm not convinced he would, but also not convinced he wouldn't. :D

(Don't repost, but reblogs are very welcome)

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[fieropasto-deactivated20210613]

may have found the funniest possible thing ever in this essay on medieval sex laws im reading hold on

[fieropasto-deactivated20210613]

From Law, Sex, and Christian Society in Medieval Europe by James A. Brundage