I was wrong...

"I can't help it! It's not some toy, it's my heart!" by the mod of @c0worker-bryce refer to me as d.d :D. this is elevator hitch au rp account

[dear-cuckoo-c0worker]

They say I was born the coldest day on earth...

"Firstly never touch the hands of your heart, rule number 2 keep your temper under control. Last but not least... The most important rule, whatever else you do never fall in love...." 'cause then forevermore, your heart goes in a spin. The big hand at your core will pop out of you skin! Your bones will implode, your cogs and springs explode! And you cuckoo-clock heart grinds to a halt for good..."

"Hello..?''

I'll die alone but I don't know where... I'll die alone but I don't know when... I'll die alone but I don't know where... I'll die alone but I don't know when...

Imagine his voice like the one in the song.

RULES!

- nothing that inappropriate

- be niceeeee

- if you don't support this au that's fine

-refer to mod as D.D or mod

- he can meet other RP blogs!

[dear-cuckoo-c0worker]

"i love cotton candy'

[dear-cuckoo-c0worker]

Ooc: This account has been fun but I'm gonna be removing some posts. Specifically the ones where it impacts this guy alot because I want it to be movie accurate sorta so expect another account coming soon, probably Protag

[dear-cuckoo-c0worker]

Skkkrrrr mwah mamammskskslsls

"no kisses please"

[dear-cuckoo-c0worker]

You look kinda like my dad..

WILL YOU LET ME HAVE A PASSENGER PIGEON?!

>[Jazper holds up a pigeon to your face. It coos and flaps its wings.]

"I'm not really your dad so uh- do what you want?"

[dear-cuckoo-c0worker]

NOO IM SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO HURT YOU

[They quickly stop the clock with their hand, hugging you tightly.]

I’M SORRYYYYY

"please don't do that again."

[dear-cuckoo-c0worker]

What would happen if I just..

[They turn the hands on the clock back with a quick spin]

<[he starts tweaking out and making some inhuman movements... Almost like a robot. His face says otherwise tho. He looks a bit distressed]

[dear-cuckoo-c0worker]

>"hello"

"hello?"

[dear-cuckoo-c0worker]

what is the coldest day on earth? I swear I searched it up

"Uhh December 18th 1890"

[dear-cuckoo-c0worker]

>"Hello again!"

>[It's been quite a while since this one stopped by]

-💜

"ah you again."

[violet-violence-and-viscera]

>"How've you been doin? I know its been a pretty long time since i swung on by, what've I missed?"

>[This creature is being more polite to you than they've been to any other version of you X3]

[dear-cuckoo-c0worker]

"I- I rather not talk about it... What about you?"

[violet-violence-and-viscera]

>"Eh, not very much. Got killed by a bitchy timekeeper a few times, made fun of some people, etc."

>[She said that all very casually]

[dear-cuckoo-c0worker]

"heh... I can relate on one.."

[dear-cuckoo-c0worker]

>"Hello again!"

>[It's been quite a while since this one stopped by]

-💜

"ah you again."

[violet-violence-and-viscera]

>"How've you been doin? I know its been a pretty long time since i swung on by, what've I missed?"

>[This creature is being more polite to you than they've been to any other version of you X3]

[dear-cuckoo-c0worker]

"I- I rather not talk about it... What about you?"

[dear-cuckoo-c0worker]

>"Hello again!"

>[It's been quite a while since this one stopped by]

-💜

"ah you again."

[dear-cuckoo-c0worker]

"it's been a while since I used this thing... Hello!"

[dear-cuckoo-c0worker]

Blackmailing you

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THIS WAS A MISTAKE, I NEVER LOVED YOUUUU"

[dear-cuckoo-c0worker]

Clock go ka-boom

"shut up"

[dear-cuckoo-c0worker]

<[he's weirdly nervous]

[dear-cuckoo-c0worker]

"Boys have pussies?"

[your-new-replacement-archive]

"Ghh-whbut-yeh.."

>[He stumbles over his words. He seems just about fucking done.]

"Wh-why.. why me..."

[dear-cuckoo-c0worker]

"huh.., good to know! Do you have one?"

[your-new-replacement-archive]

"WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THAT??"

"LEAVE ME ALONE, YOU'RE ALL CRAZY PEOPLE!!!'

[dear-cuckoo-c0worker]

"OH- my bad. I was just curious"