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Sorry I can’t get over how cute this doodle i did of them is <3

Cries…THEM <<333

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steals your glasses

> “ wait I need those to see! ”

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How would you feel if I threw a frozen bottle of water directly into the center of your chest

> “ not great, probably. ”

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What kind? And how many?

> “ maybe just plain chocolate chip, and maybe… 10? 15? I might try to share them. ”

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drops this and runs

@a-bloody-rotting-body

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Cobyn x Coworker doesn't make a lick of sense I am so in denial about this. Coworker would HATE this guy. Cobyn's taller than him, stronger than him, and cares about gay shit like flowers and mental health. Coworker considers just standing next to this guy a humiliation ritual.

And Cobyn doesn't even brag about any of it. They'll acknowledge it if it's relevant to the topic, but their lack of ego tripping makes it so much worse for Coworker. If Cobyn bragged about it that's at least proof they care as much as he does, but they don't! Cobyn's completely effortless in being more masculine than him. It's a one-sided competition and he's STILL losing.

Coworker would play it off as if he doesn't care, and Cobyn would believe him. He'd say something about how it's good it doesn't eat him up because it's hardly a measure of a person's worth, and that Coworker should just nurture his own strengths without worrying about how others might be better than him in some regards, and Coworker would want this guy even deader over it than he did before.

Cobyn would probably also ragebait Coworker somewhat, but mostly if he's contributing to someone else's ragebait. He'd do it on his own occasionally, but that's kind of what I think he does to Vega with Poppy a little bit, so uh. Same deal there. It's his love language.

Actually, I think some of what Cobyn says is him being genuinely oblivious and some is him ragebaiting, and no one knows when he's doing what.