Dear white boy...

@dear-white-boy

I am a white woman. My name is (ahem-ahem). This is a companion to my other blog, "Dear Mr. Horton" (http://dear-mr-horton.tumblr.com). Those are messages I've written to Mr. Horton, who is the greatest. But sometimes, I feel like writing things to white boys, who are pathetic. That's why I made this blog. Thanks!

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What part of “please be patient with me” do you bitchboys not understand?

How come I get so many messages like “Are you still there” and “Have you forgotten about me?”

STOP IT!

Yes, I’m still here, and no, I haven’t forgotten about you. I get DOZENS AND DOZENS of messages every day, and I respond to them all (except the ones that are blatant spamming). But sometimes it takes me a few days. So BE PATIENT, DAMNIT! Just like I said in the post right underneath this one! (Which raises the question, why the fuck am I having to say this AGAIN?)

Please be patient with me...

Lately I’ve been getting lots and lots of messages and very little time to go through them. I promise I’ll get to everybody’s message EVENTUALLY (unless you’re a blatant spammer). Just please be patient with me.

Threatening spam: Block user

This idiot: http://chastity-key-holder-online.tumblr.com/. Sent me this:

“Warrior race?” That’s hilarious! Who does this dude think he is, a Klingon?

And “I’d lick his pics off the floor?” I think not, because I actually found one of his pics. Here it is:

Seriously. Throwing threats of physical violence across 5,000 miles? What could be more classless?

So EVERYONE BLOCK chastity-key-holder-online. Let’s teach this fucking loser some manners.

#Spam #Threat #Threatening Spam

dear-white-boy

WHITE BOYS: Write me if you want me to take you on a great adventure!

Just send me a message mentioning this post, and I’ll tell you more.

For followers only. (So if you’re interested, follow me first, THEN write me.)

Married boys need not apply.

And don’t even ask unless you have your “Submissions” buttons on your “Edit Appearance” page turned ON.

dear-white-boy

Bump

dear-white-boy

If you are a homosexual male, then why are you following MY blog?

Or, let me phrase that differently:

If all you want to do is suck Black Cock, then why are you talking to ME?

This blog is designed to appeal to straight guys who have a cuckolding fetish, not gay dudes looking for a hookup. Don’t get me wrong, if you’re willing to contribute to my friends in Kenya, I’ll try to entertain you as best I can. Money sees no sexual orientation. But you’ve got to realize, I DON’T HAVE A PENIS. Black or otherwise.

So if your objective is to find a penis, then why are you here? I’m sorry, I’m just not good at entertaining gay guys. I suggest you find an actual Black Man with an actual Black Cock and quit taking the time of a someone who has neither of those qualities.

dear-white-boy

DONATE TO CAROLINA FOR KIBERA

ASK ME ABOUT IT!

dear-white-boy

I just made this. Reblog it so I can find you.

(And go to your “edit appearance” page and turn on your “ask” and “submissions” buttons, damnit!)

WHITE BOYS: Write me if you want me to take you on a great adventure!

Just send me a message mentioning this post, and I’ll tell you more.

For followers only. (So if you’re interested, follow me first, THEN write me.)

Married boys need not apply.

And don’t even ask unless you have your “Submissions” buttons on your “Edit Appearance” page turned ON.

Can`t scam me you dirty cunt or your probably another poor nigger

Just wanted everybody to read this. So, yeah. Everybody block “jerseyshore1340.”

How come 95% of the chatting I do on tumblr is giving tech support to idiots?

Just change “parking pass” to “tech support,” and yeah, that conveys my attitude perfectly.

Seriously. You fucking idiots need to learn how to use this fucking website.

MUSLIMS ARE NOT BLACK!

Going through my followers list, I have seen WAAAAY too many blogs that elevate “Muslim” guys to the status of Black Men.

BLACK MEN ARE GODS WITH GIANT COCKS WHO HOLD THE KEY TO WOMEN’S SEXUAL LIBERATION AND HAPPINESS.

MUSLIMS ARE TINY-DICKED LITTLE WIMPS WHO HAVE DECLARED WAR AGAINST FEMALE SEXUALITY BY MUTILATING OUR GENITALS AND IMPRISONING US IN BURQAS.

Even the small percentage of Muslims who are Black aren’t really Black. As far as I’m concerned, your “Black” privileges are revoked when you throw in with the vagina infibulators. (I mean, if you chop off my clitoris and labia, then the size of your dick doesn’t really matter anymore, now does it? And that’s the point.)

I’ve been going through my followers list and blocked DOZENS of these idiots who’ve elevated “Muslim” to “Black.” And it’s not over yet. I don’t care how many I have to add, I WILL NOT participate in... THAT. And I don’t give a fuck what anybody says.

-the Management

#Muslims are not Black

Look at this new idiot following me...

This idiot >>REDACTED<<. Look at him.

One (1) and only one (1) post on his blog, and it’s a reblog of my post titled “TURN ON YOUR “ASKS” AND “SUBMISSIONS,” PEOPLE!“

BUT WHAT DOES THAT FUCKING IDIOT NOT HAVE TURNED ON?

And the thing is, “>REDACTED<” is not the only one. If I were to go through the activity list of that post, I bet I’d find a shitload more idiots who reblgged that post but haven’t actually DONE what it says to DO. Not to count SO MANY tumblrs I see where folks write something like “hit me up!” in their description, but don’t even turn on the buttons that give us the ability to do so.

I don’t know what’s more infuriating, the fact that “>REDACTED<” and so many others like him are such idiots, or the fact that I CAN’T EVEN TELL THEM WHAT IDIOTS THEY ARE BECAUSE THEY DON’T HAVE THEIR ASK BOXES ON! AAAAAH!

That’s been building up for a long time. Had to be said. Moving on...

...

EDIT: I redacted the name of the individual who initially inspired me to make this post because he DID finally get his shit together and turn on his “ask” and “submissions” buttons, so I won’t embarrass him any further. HOWEVER, I’m leaving this post up because he’s not the only one to whom this applies. There are SO MANY people out there who are guilty of doing what he did, this still needs to be said.

saynotowhiteboys

dear-white-boy

Been a while since I posted anything. Here’s a reblog I like.

Damn straight. No white dick. Never.

dear-white-boy

DONATE TO CAROLINA FOR KIBERA

ASK ME ABOUT IT!

dear-white-boy

TURN ON YOUR “ASKS” AND “SUBMISSIONS,” PEOPLE!

Hey, remember a little while ago when I made and posted this?

And then this?

Well, I thought it would be a great way to connect with people who like my blog and its purpose. And sure enough, a heck of a lot of white boys have reblogged them.

However, I didn’t realize when I made these things that ABOUT 95 PERCENT OF YOU DON’T HAVE YOUR “ASK” and “SUBMIT” BUTTONS TURNED ON! How the fuck am I supposed to contact you? I mean, seriously, what’s the point of reblogging these images if I and white women like me can’t contact you afterwards?

So, to those of you who haven’t done so already (which is about 95 percent of you):

GO TO YOUR “EDIT APPEARANCE” PAGE.

TURN ON YOUR “ASK” AND “SUBMISSIONS” BUTTONS.

It ain’t rocket surgery, guys.

dear-white-boy

I’m reblogging this because I don’t think people are getting the fucking message.

And not just if you reblog the posts, just in general.

TURN ON YOUR “ASK” AND “SUBMISSIONS” BUTTONS!

Why the fuck am I having to say this over and over?

Seriously, if you’re not going to have them on, I’d rather you just not follow me at all.

If you are a homosexual male, then why are you following MY blog?

Or, let me phrase that differently:

If all you want to do is suck Black Cock, then why are you talking to ME?

This blog is designed to appeal to straight guys who have a cuckolding fetish, not gay dudes looking for a hookup. Don’t get me wrong, if you’re willing to contribute to my friends in Kenya, I’ll try to entertain you as best I can. Money sees no sexual orientation. But you’ve got to realize, I DON’T HAVE A PENIS. Black or otherwise.

So if your objective is to find a penis, then why are you here? I’m sorry, I’m just not good at entertaining gay guys. I suggest you find an actual Black Man with an actual Black Cock and quit taking the time of a someone who has neither of those qualities.

dear-white-boy

I just made this. Reblog it so I can find you.

(And go to your “edit appearance” page and turn on your “ask” and “submissions” buttons, damnit!)

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