Yesterday is Gone

Abby.19. Canadian. A blog for my scattered thoughts and obsessions

[leplastiquedick]

me when the aliens finally abduct me and put me in one of their zoos

[trashboat]

[uglythug-deactivated20181112]

Cmon…. support your boy….. he’s nervous….

[trashboat]

brad once fed me pepper spray without my knowledge

[sweet-little-nothings]

My last two brain cells

[countcracula]

my brain, interrupting my daydream: this is poorly researched and the narrative is not compelling

[scenicroutes]

[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.

[sweetstardrop]

you took this from a fault in our stars augustus does the same thing only with a cigarette ok ok

[scenicroutes]

i don’t know what you’re talking about this is an excerpt from my upcoming 100% original novel “the fart in our stalls”

[leyorio-deactivated20170725]

how to draw hand

[nautilus-shell-deactivated20260]

Place hand on paper and outline with a pen

[leyorio-deactivated20170725]

okay now what

[eastafriqueen]

[sunflowerbutch]

god released me into the wild and now he’s hunting me for sport

[nomalina-deactivated20200603]

why does every cop look like this

[stability]

[ghostyrd]

[thuguke]

when you make a self deprecating joke around someone who’s not depressed

[twitterlols]

[nevver]

[bewegungslos]

mood: wanna move to another city and start a new life

[hausmensch]

Damned if you scooby doo, damned if you scooby don’t…

[beyonslayed]

Did we ever figure out why Phil Collins went off on the Tarzan soundtrack like that