BIG TOP BLONDE;

renee jane paquette best friends with dogs buy my cookbook wine junkie

[unbitt]

just burped so loud, the dog got scared and jumped off the couch. oops.

[dearpaquette]

The poor baby.

[dearpaquette]

Happy International Women's Day to Shayna and Shayna only.

[kvngstache-deactivated20200311]

d r e a r y ben is dreary

[dearpaquette]

What's got ya' down?

[dearpaquette]

Honestly, knowing me I'd go with something ABBA.

[dearpaquette]

One can only dream.

[dearpaquette]

Oh no, I wish. Mirrors break when I sing.

[dearpaquette]

What if it's... the coolest worst thing I could ever do?

[dearpaquette]

One day I want to be as cool as Jericho at the fact that he uses his own song for his entrance song.

[dearpaquette]

@bloodchamp congrats champ. About time. 

[dearpaquette]

Send noods.

[dearpaquette]

Right? Like the one time you think it won't splash and you're safe and then it hits you hotter than ever. I keep telling myself at the end of the year so that's what I'm telling everyone.

[dearpaquette]

You know you're always welcome at Chez Paquette. Plus I always over cook.

[dearpaquette]

Well, I think that'd be a step down from where I am now. Unless I can do both.

[dearpaquette]

You'd think by now I'd be used to getting splashed by oil every time I cook, yet here I am still getting scared every time I hear a pop. Anyway who can I feed?

[ringer04]

Renee Young

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[dcvill-deactivated20200406]

King Pancake has his Starbucks so all is right in the world, we have peace again. 

[dearpaquette]

King Pancake. That is the best name ever, oh my god.

[dearpaquette]

I don't think any picture describes me best quite like this one. Hoops wine and fringe.