this is now a Golden Deer stan account

meh

[angelhht]

What if they can dragon

[beemovieerotica]

hate to say it but the key to having things solved by big company customer service is you just gotta stretch the truth with them. or straight up lie. actually. was on the phone for 3 hours because they sent something to the wrong address and spoke to 10 different departments trying to figure out if anyone could go fucking get it and they're like "uhhh but can you go get it" bitch I'm 8 hours away by car, I don't live in the house where you sent it.

took a moment to think, called back and was just like. Hi. My package was stolen off the porch!!! Saw the cunt steal it myself!! Anyway can you please send new things to this other address for free since that's your policy for stolen goods thank you~☆ ! and it was immediately solved.

[beemovieerotica]

actually my tags are too good not to include

follow me for more customer service tips and tricks

[beemovieerotica]

THIS is how it's done!!!

[highonlife22-deactivated2026021]

im like an absent father in my own life I'm uninvolved af

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[sunshine-tattoo]

Fun fact! Having a job every day is actually a fairly new thing.

In olden times, people had daily chores and other things to do but their workload/ daily working hours was actually much lower than it is today. Even in farming communities.

The concept of working super hard every day actually comes from capitalism, which in turn comes from Puritanical ideology.

The Puritans believed in salvation through work and in no play.

Early capitalists adopted this ideology because it meant higher productivity and therefore more money if their factories were running near constantly.

The idea of needing to be continuously productive in order to be useful/ allowed things like food and shelter, is actually quite an insidious ideal that is deeply rooted in the American culture.

4 day work weeks have actually proven to be more productive than the 5 day week. But corporations won't adopt it willingly because it means less of a stranglehold on their workers.

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[dawsonscreekwasalwaysbad]

i love you surf i love you flamethrower i love you thunderbolt i love you ice beam i love you moonblast i love you psychic i love you earthquake i love you shadow ball i love you sludge bomb i love you dark pulse i love you leaf blade i love you drill peck i love you iron head i love you body slam i love you x-scissor i love you dragon claw i love you moves with 95ish base power 100% accuracy and zero recoil damage

[elevenbathroomsinks]

these are the same picture just on opposite sides of the spectrum

[admiralrainbow]

[bigender2]

all blonde men deserve to be put through an evil maze against an evil spectre of themselves who sows deep worries and thoughts about themselves

[death-frats]

dimitri fire emblem

[victorfrankensteinsuggestions]

Custom booty shorts for you and your creature

[memorycycle]

sheep are so cute and i love that the villagers give me a new one whenever i fly overhead and do a little fire show for them. they always scream in delight

[hugostolz]

no one in spidaman has a new york accent i have to take it upon myself to constantly call him spidaman. peta paka

[cityelf]

Left is MY FIC, right is the ACTUAL BOOK QUOTE IT WAS INSPIRED BY

(Mask context: masquerade ball / cinderella au)

It has been doing numbers EVERYWHERE and I only found out from this lovely person who commented on Ao3:

So yeah I guess if anyone wants to read an 8 year old Song of Achilles fanfic written in a fever dream after watching Into The Woods, be my guest

[dilf-din]

I shit you not, one of my friends got engaged and used this for their caption yesterday 😭😭😭

Should I tell her 🤭

[cityelf]

NOOOOOO OH MY GOD LMAO

[nevvyland]

[oriocookie]

obsessed with the way my robotics team lead talks

she’s reinventing hieroglyphics

[thesevenumbrellas]

All these articles like “Why the writers strike needs to happen” “Why the writers strike is important” “why you should support the writer’s strike”

My brother in capitalism you had me at strike

[death-frats]

gonna dive into my thousands of liked posts to see how many of them are from the 2013ish superwholock era. should be fun

[ashberrrry]

me???? tired???? sleepy???? yes constantly

[theadhdgoblin]