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My main financial goal is to someday have the means to own a bathtub deep enough to cover my knees and my breasts at the same time.

likeagrapefruit

This is the dream

elasticitymudflap

i can never face my family again

inabasket

You ever see something so funny you bypass laughing entirely and go straight for crying?

slimeangel-deactivated20260222

Favorite

gemself-deactivated20190101

the executive dysfunction feel when you’ve been yelling @ urself for like 20 minutes to take a shower but to other ppl it just looks like u have been sitting at the computer for 20 minutes

nativepeopleproblems

“I should go do the thing.” I say to myself every five minutes for three hours.

scribblekin

Hey you remember that huge ass log Ash ran with and tossed in that one episode? Well I calculated how much the log weighs, if you're interested.

You have my attention

frostbytemyrik

I decided to start from the scene where the Bagon originally landed on the log.

Okay, was about to land on it. Point is, it’s the same log Ash threw. Now, Bagon is about 2 ft tall, and since he’s directly above the log, I can get an accurate measurement.

(That was as good as I could get on iPhone Photoshop.) Okay, so the log is 6.5 Bagons long. Multiplying that by two, it’s 13 feet. Now, the calculator I was using required diameter on both ends. I’d say the log’s diameter is fairly consistent all the way around, so I only needed to find one end. For that, I used this image.

The Bagon is a bit far away, but I think the log has roughly the diameter of the height of a Bagon. Two feet, which translates to 24 inches.

Now if you have looked at the top, there was only one thing left I needed to input. Doing some further episode watching, I found the trees in the area looked similar to cottonwood trees. (No image available because I was a tired shit from doing all of that math and bad Photoshopping, so I didn’t take a picture. The episode is called Pinch Healing if you are a tree expert and want to see for yourself. Also, keep in mind that I am anything but a tree expert. All I did were a few Google searches.) So I put in that the tree was cottonwood, and here is the result:

Satoshi/Ash Ketchum, a ten year old boy, almost effortlessly picked up, ran with, and tossed a log that weighed an astounding 1,385 pounds (or about 628.23 kilograms)!

scribblekin

1,385 pounds

groovyghost

bukoya-reblogs

The strongest Pokemon we never knew

andisupreme

phuijl

Surely by now, we all know this boy goes to the gym

veegeta

clairesclitpiercing

this was my favorite moment in the entire movie tbh

trajans-deactivated20150201

“i don’t support feminism because i don’t hate men”

silkrobe

Subtly Tries To Regulate Breathing Rate So No One Knows I Got Winded Walking Up The Stairs: a novel by me

toyboxboy

monsters-intheballroom

vintagesterek-deactivated201903

insp x

small-funny

why are there nail guns but no nail rifles. i want to be able to build a deck from 100 meters away.

girlwithgoldeyes

imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread

later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”