illegal lava lamps

you're all pizza and fairytales!

[pjackk]

A catagory 6 cunt quake in computer city has left my haters dead & shit

[groovyghost]

Me describing a luxury sportscar while high, in a momotone voice and completely unprompted: it looks pretty nice and cool. It's pretty silly and round.

[45percenterthen]

so much of life is needing to pee. enough already

[pochowek]

Kids will chase each other and make the kinda sounds you'd make if you were being gutted and skinned alive for fun

[curseworm]

so much hatred and killing and violence in ghe world. but not in my house. i kiss each piece of pasta before droppng them into the boiling water

[arachnidfellow-deactivated20230]

BRAM STOKER’S DRACULA (1992) dir. Francis Ford Coppola

[riben-deactivated20230922]

im like one of the grandparents who doesn’t get up in charlie and the chocolate factory

[cat-puns]

new hair!

[mar64ds]

I love how muppets walk I wish I could walk like that

[mar64ds]

[t4tstarvingdog]

i think there should be two nighttimes. one for sleeping and a second one for being awake but at night. and then only one daytime because daytime doesn’t matter as much except for the birds

[cometmedalchavez]

Happy Jerry Seinfeld vomit day to all those who observe

[kihynnie-deactivated20250131]

[modogoblin]

[fusedzamasu]

Nice of the princess to invite us to pride, gay luigi

[groovyghost]

wish i could go back to when i listened to music and just enjoyed how it sounded and rarely related to the lyrics at all but now i’m unfortunately cursed with Life Experiences and the lyrics hit me now

[aletheyass]

why is everything so mortifying like i'll order pizza in a pizzeria and i'll be like. who the fuck does that this is so embarrassing

[lowpolyanimals]

Chihuahuas from Nintendogs