I was so close...

my new mom is @long-furby-steven and my dad is @fractured-steven-universe, but I don't think they're a couple [deaths:2]

[jailbreak-peridot]

Arrival

*she was in the handship heading to earth, to eradicate that Steven, that kept interfering with her progress on the cluster. before she knew it she was falling.. falling towards earth? her fingers spun into a propeller and she landed safely on the ground. she looked around, where was her jasper? where was the ship?*

//@green-druzy @cerise-steven @two-pink-stevens @fractured-steven-universe @steven-phantom

[death-roll-steven]

*well, there he is, existing, eating a tide pod. doesn’t seem he noticed her landing*

[confused-hollyblue]

//open rp!

*Holly blue had been shouting, because, well, they zoomans were letting the amethysts just.. DO WHATEVER!! LIKE ALW A Y S*

*Holly shook her head, and took another step.. but.. where in the name of the diamonds was this????*

*she looked around, taking in the beach*

//@alexandrite-steeb @pink-druzy @cinnamon-steven @broken-steven @touch-starved-steven @anyone! Open!

[death-roll-steven]

*he rises from the ocean and spits the salty water out like a fountain. Oh, what's this? A gem?*

*... Wait just a second-*

HOLLY?!?

[confused-hollyblue]

*the sound she made was very along the lines of a yelp*

?!

St..

Steven!?

[death-roll-steven]

*he paddles to the shore*

What are you doing here?!???

[confused-hollyblue]

What are YOU doing here?!

*shes stiff, and saluting*

[death-roll-steven]

*he blinks, getting out of the water. Oh yeah... He's a diamond now, right? ... But Holly didn't know about that??? Not even he did????*

*he stands up with his chubby baby legs*

I don't know?? I've been trying to get out for some time already, but we're stuck here!

[confused-hollyblue]

*she looks over him, and.. slowly relaxes...*

I see..

[death-roll-steven]

*... Well, this is awkward...*

... you're not from my you, are you?

[confused-hollyblue]

No! My steven is MUCH taller.

[death-roll-steven]

... Taller?

... oh! An old Steven??

You're Holly from the future?!?

[death-roll-steven]

//thread continuation with @pink-druzy

Hm? Oh-

I was just kidding! It's a game, so no dies!!

[pink-druzy]

...Oh... That’s good...

What now??? Is there a game. Where rat???

[death-roll-steven]

Of course there's a rat game!

*he points to a machine at the distance*

It's called Wack-That-Cheese!

[pink-druzy]

*She immediately started to run towards at as soon as he pointed, not stopping to listen to the name.*

[death-roll-steven]

*he giggles at her eargerness and follows, speaking again when they reach it*

Alright, so! You take this!

*he grabs the hammer*

and you wack the cheese!

*he hammers one of the holes*

You can have the hammer, I'll use my hands!

[pink-druzy]

Okay!!!

*She took a hammer, and waited for him to start the game.*

[death-roll-steven]

*alright, he starts it! There comes the cheese!*

[pink-druzy]

*She hit at the cheese that popped up.*

[death-roll-steven]

*he smashes the next one, oops, now it won't come back up again*

[pink-druzy]

Grape what??????

*She stopped hitting the cheese for a second in confusion, but continued right after, slightly less focused then before.*

[death-roll-steven]

*he chuckles sheepishly*

Sorry, Steven strength

*then he hulk smashes the next closest to him.*

[pink-druzy]

Aaaaa????????

How??????

[death-roll-steven]

I have good muscles!

[pink-druzy]

Can you??? Please don’t???

[death-roll-steven]

I...

I'll try my best!

*he pokes the next cheese*

[pink-druzy]

Uhm... I think that’s too weak.

[death-roll-steven]

Hm....

*he shoves it down, there, intact!!!*

[pink-druzy]

There we go!!!

[death-roll-steven]

*he did it!!! He does the same with the next ones*

Boop, boop, boop!

[pink-druzy]

*She continued hitting the cheeses.*

When does. The game end?

[death-roll-steven]

Hmmm

*the alarm for when the game ends goes off and tickets come pouring out*

Now!

[pink-druzy]

:DDD

*She grabs the tickets excitedly.*

Do you think. It’s a problem that you broke some cheeses???

[death-roll-steven]

*he hums, the very image of the thinking emoji*

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Nah

[pink-druzy]

Alright!!!

Now what do we do with. These tickets??

[death-roll-steven]

We can exchange them for the cheese!! Remember??

[pink-druzy]

Oh!!!!

Right!!! :D

[death-roll-steven]

*he gathers them and the ones from that other one that they forgot to loot too, to the cheese there they go!*

[confused-hollyblue]

//open rp!

*Holly blue had been shouting, because, well, they zoomans were letting the amethysts just.. DO WHATEVER!! LIKE ALW A Y S*

*Holly shook her head, and took another step.. but.. where in the name of the diamonds was this????*

*she looked around, taking in the beach*

//@alexandrite-steeb @pink-druzy @cinnamon-steven @broken-steven @touch-starved-steven @anyone! Open!

[death-roll-steven]

*he rises from the ocean and spits the salty water out like a fountain. Oh, what's this? A gem?*

*... Wait just a second-*

HOLLY?!?

[confused-hollyblue]

*the sound she made was very along the lines of a yelp*

?!

St..

Steven!?

[death-roll-steven]

*he paddles to the shore*

What are you doing here?!???

[confused-hollyblue]

What are YOU doing here?!

*shes stiff, and saluting*

[death-roll-steven]

*he blinks, getting out of the water. Oh yeah... He's a diamond now, right? ... But Holly didn't know about that??? Not even he did????*

*he stands up with his chubby baby legs*

I don't know?? I've been trying to get out for some time already, but we're stuck here!

[confused-hollyblue]

*she looks over him, and.. slowly relaxes...*

I see..

[death-roll-steven]

*... Well, this is awkward...*

... you're not from my you, are you?

[death-roll-steven]

//thread continuation with @pink-druzy

Hm? Oh-

I was just kidding! It's a game, so no dies!!

[pink-druzy]

...Oh... That’s good...

What now??? Is there a game. Where rat???

[death-roll-steven]

Of course there's a rat game!

*he points to a machine at the distance*

It's called Wack-That-Cheese!

[pink-druzy]

*She immediately started to run towards at as soon as he pointed, not stopping to listen to the name.*

[death-roll-steven]

*he giggles at her eargerness and follows, speaking again when they reach it*

Alright, so! You take this!

*he grabs the hammer*

and you wack the cheese!

*he hammers one of the holes*

You can have the hammer, I'll use my hands!

[pink-druzy]

Okay!!!

*She took a hammer, and waited for him to start the game.*

[death-roll-steven]

*alright, he starts it! There comes the cheese!*

[pink-druzy]

*She hit at the cheese that popped up.*

[death-roll-steven]

*he smashes the next one, oops, now it won't come back up again*

[pink-druzy]

Grape what??????

*She stopped hitting the cheese for a second in confusion, but continued right after, slightly less focused then before.*

[death-roll-steven]

*he chuckles sheepishly*

Sorry, Steven strength

*then he hulk smashes the next closest to him.*

[pink-druzy]

Aaaaa????????

How??????

[death-roll-steven]

I have good muscles!

[pink-druzy]

Can you??? Please don’t???

[death-roll-steven]

I...

I'll try my best!

*he pokes the next cheese*

[pink-druzy]

Uhm... I think that’s too weak.

[death-roll-steven]

Hm....

*he shoves it down, there, intact!!!*

[pink-druzy]

There we go!!!

[death-roll-steven]

*he did it!!! He does the same with the next ones*

Boop, boop, boop!

[pink-druzy]

*She continued hitting the cheeses.*

When does. The game end?

[death-roll-steven]

Hmmm

*the alarm for when the game ends goes off and tickets come pouring out*

Now!

[pink-druzy]

:DDD

*She grabs the tickets excitedly.*

Do you think. It’s a problem that you broke some cheeses???

[death-roll-steven]

*he hums, the very image of the thinking emoji*

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Nah

[pink-druzy]

Alright!!!

Now what do we do with. These tickets??

[death-roll-steven]

We can exchange them for the cheese!! Remember??

[confused-hollyblue]

//open rp!

*Holly blue had been shouting, because, well, they zoomans were letting the amethysts just.. DO WHATEVER!! LIKE ALW A Y S*

*Holly shook her head, and took another step.. but.. where in the name of the diamonds was this????*

*she looked around, taking in the beach*

//@alexandrite-steeb @pink-druzy @cinnamon-steven @broken-steven @touch-starved-steven @anyone! Open!

[death-roll-steven]

*he rises from the ocean and spits the salty water out like a fountain. Oh, what's this? A gem?*

*... Wait just a second-*

HOLLY?!?

[confused-hollyblue]

*the sound she made was very along the lines of a yelp*

?!

St..

Steven!?

[death-roll-steven]

*he paddles to the shore*

What are you doing here?!???

[confused-hollyblue]

What are YOU doing here?!

*shes stiff, and saluting*

[death-roll-steven]

*he blinks, getting out of the water. Oh yeah... He's a diamond now, right? ... But Holly didn't know about that??? Not even he did????*

*he stands up with his chubby baby legs*

I don't know?? I've been trying to get out for some time already, but we're stuck here!

[death-roll-steven]

//thread continuation with @pink-druzy

Hm? Oh-

I was just kidding! It's a game, so no dies!!

[pink-druzy]

...Oh... That’s good...

What now??? Is there a game. Where rat???

[death-roll-steven]

Of course there's a rat game!

*he points to a machine at the distance*

It's called Wack-That-Cheese!

[pink-druzy]

*She immediately started to run towards at as soon as he pointed, not stopping to listen to the name.*

[death-roll-steven]

*he giggles at her eargerness and follows, speaking again when they reach it*

Alright, so! You take this!

*he grabs the hammer*

and you wack the cheese!

*he hammers one of the holes*

You can have the hammer, I'll use my hands!

[pink-druzy]

Okay!!!

*She took a hammer, and waited for him to start the game.*

[death-roll-steven]

*alright, he starts it! There comes the cheese!*

[pink-druzy]

*She hit at the cheese that popped up.*

[death-roll-steven]

*he smashes the next one, oops, now it won't come back up again*

[pink-druzy]

Grape what??????

*She stopped hitting the cheese for a second in confusion, but continued right after, slightly less focused then before.*

[death-roll-steven]

*he chuckles sheepishly*

Sorry, Steven strength

*then he hulk smashes the next closest to him.*

[pink-druzy]

Aaaaa????????

How??????

[death-roll-steven]

I have good muscles!

[pink-druzy]

Can you??? Please don’t???

[death-roll-steven]

I...

I'll try my best!

*he pokes the next cheese*

[pink-druzy]

Uhm... I think that’s too weak.

[death-roll-steven]

Hm....

*he shoves it down, there, intact!!!*

[pink-druzy]

There we go!!!

[death-roll-steven]

*he did it!!! He does the same with the next ones*

Boop, boop, boop!

[pink-druzy]

*She continued hitting the cheeses.*

When does. The game end?

[death-roll-steven]

Hmmm

*the alarm for when the game ends goes off and tickets come pouring out*

Now!

[pink-druzy]

:DDD

*She grabs the tickets excitedly.*

Do you think. It’s a problem that you broke some cheeses???

[death-roll-steven]

*he hums, the very image of the thinking emoji*

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Nah

[confused-hollyblue]

//open rp!

*Holly blue had been shouting, because, well, they zoomans were letting the amethysts just.. DO WHATEVER!! LIKE ALW A Y S*

*Holly shook her head, and took another step.. but.. where in the name of the diamonds was this????*

*she looked around, taking in the beach*

//@alexandrite-steeb @pink-druzy @cinnamon-steven @broken-steven @touch-starved-steven @anyone! Open!

[death-roll-steven]

*he rises from the ocean and spits the salty water out like a fountain. Oh, what's this? A gem?*

*... Wait just a second-*

HOLLY?!?

[confused-hollyblue]

*the sound she made was very along the lines of a yelp*

?!

St..

Steven!?

[death-roll-steven]

*he paddles to the shore*

What are you doing here?!???

[war-victim-steven]

OPEN SESAME A PORTAL TO YOUR WORLD OPENS AND SENDS YOU B A C C

(He’s sucked into a portal, yelping out loud and dropping his tablet. The portal promptly closes.)

(...A few moments later, the portal opens again, in the same place.)

(What comes out is a bloodied, scarfless corpse.)

// @naive-steeb @cerise-steven @death-roll-steven @no-escapism @cracked-ste-ven-u-ni-verse @crystal-human-connie @its-rose-now-damnit @fractured-steven-universe @you! if you want-

[death-roll-steven]

*his friend's corpse is not something he thought he'd find in a friday*

*much less be crying on it*

*this sucks*

[war-victim-steven]

(The tears revive him faster than how he would have been revived. He gasps, shooting up and looking around frantically. He’s crying already. Once he sees Grape, he stares for a moment, before crumbling to the ground.)

[death-roll-steven]

Cedar??

*he holds his shoulders and tries to get him to look at him*

Wh-what happened??

[war-victim-steven]

(He’s crying too hard to answer, just kinda melting into Grape)

[death-roll-steven]

*he frowns more and puts Cedar's face on his shoulder and hugs him*

[war-victim-steven]

(.........A hand comes out of the portal. Then another. Followed by many, many more. Monstrous groaning. It seems that whatever it is cant fit through. Cedar, at this point, has turned around and is glowing bright pink. The being poofs.)

(The gem lands on the ground. Or...gems...? Seven gems, seeming to be forced together. Seven that would be very familiar to Grape. Pearl, Amethyst, Ruby, Sapphire, Lapis, Peridot, and Bismuth. Cedar stares at the gem, horrified.)

[death-roll-steven]

*he stares at it with a disbelieving look in his eyes, frozen from the moment the first hand came out*

*he ignores Cedar's color change, or doesn't notice it, either way he slowly lets go of Cedar and crawls*

*he gently picks it up an turns it around with his shaky hands, trying to make sure it isn't just his eyes playing tricks on him, and he wants it to be that, but the more he looks the lighter but heavier at the same time his head feels*

[war-victim-steven]

(It begins to glow. Cedar rushes over, snatches the gem, and bubbles it. He stares at it for another moment, before crumpling to the ground again.)

[death-roll-steven]

*he makes a surprised sound when it's snatched from him. He watches , and... Doesn't know what to do when Cedar crumples again*

*... He takes the bubble and stares at it for a minute, before gently setting it aside*

*he juet hugs Cedar again, shaken*

*... It never crossed his mind this could happen...*

[war-victim-steven]

(Nope! The bubble is NOT leaving his side! He takes it back, and cradles it)

[death-roll-steven]

*he distances a little and frowns at it. His hand twiches, but he holds back from taking it again*

[confused-hollyblue]

//open rp!

*Holly blue had been shouting, because, well, they zoomans were letting the amethysts just.. DO WHATEVER!! LIKE ALW A Y S*

*Holly shook her head, and took another step.. but.. where in the name of the diamonds was this????*

*she looked around, taking in the beach*

//@alexandrite-steeb @pink-druzy @cinnamon-steven @broken-steven @touch-starved-steven @anyone! Open!

[death-roll-steven]

*he rises from the ocean and spits the salty water out like a fountain. Oh, what's this? A gem?*

*... Wait just a second-*

HOLLY?!?

[fractured-steven-universe]

M!A Everyone who sees your muse will be overcome with hate.

*he was strolling on the board walk, eating some ice cream and staring at his phone, he bumped into someone. He fumbled with the ice cream*

I'm so sorry!!!

@cinnamon-steven @defensive-steven @cracked-ste-ven-u-ni-verse @crystal-winged-steven @moon-elf-steven @touch-starved-steven @naive-steeb @cookiecatcrunch @amnesiac-steven @literaly anyone my mind blanked)

[death-roll-steven]

*he's about to say the same, but then he looks at who it is and he sees red*

Keep not looking where you're going and I hope you bump into a knife.

*he shoves him out of his way and goes back to walking*

[fractured-steven-universe]

*he winces at his words, whimpering slightly*

G-Grape?? What was that for??

[death-roll-steven]

*he grits his teeth and ignores him, hands balling into fists*

[war-victim-steven]

OPEN SESAME A PORTAL TO YOUR WORLD OPENS AND SENDS YOU B A C C

(He’s sucked into a portal, yelping out loud and dropping his tablet. The portal promptly closes.)

(...A few moments later, the portal opens again, in the same place.)

(What comes out is a bloodied, scarfless corpse.)

// @naive-steeb @cerise-steven @death-roll-steven @no-escapism @cracked-ste-ven-u-ni-verse @crystal-human-connie @its-rose-now-damnit @fractured-steven-universe @you! if you want-

[death-roll-steven]

*his friend's corpse is not something he thought he'd find in a friday*

*much less be crying on it*

*this sucks*

[war-victim-steven]

(The tears revive him faster than how he would have been revived. He gasps, shooting up and looking around frantically. He’s crying already. Once he sees Grape, he stares for a moment, before crumbling to the ground.)

[death-roll-steven]

Cedar??

*he holds his shoulders and tries to get him to look at him*

Wh-what happened??

[war-victim-steven]

(He’s crying too hard to answer, just kinda melting into Grape)

[death-roll-steven]

*he frowns more and puts Cedar's face on his shoulder and hugs him*

[war-victim-steven]

(.........A hand comes out of the portal. Then another. Followed by many, many more. Monstrous groaning. It seems that whatever it is cant fit through. Cedar, at this point, has turned around and is glowing bright pink. The being poofs.)

(The gem lands on the ground. Or...gems...? Seven gems, seeming to be forced together. Seven that would be very familiar to Grape. Pearl, Amethyst, Ruby, Sapphire, Lapis, Peridot, and Bismuth. Cedar stares at the gem, horrified.)

[death-roll-steven]

*he stares at it with a disbelieving look in his eyes, frozen from the moment the first hand came out*

*he ignores Cedar's color change, or doesn't notice it, either way he slowly lets go of Cedar and crawls*

*he gently picks it up an turns it around with his shaky hands, trying to make sure it isn't just his eyes playing tricks on him, and he wants it to be that, but the more he looks the lighter but heavier at the same time his head feels*

[war-victim-steven]

(It begins to glow. Cedar rushes over, snatches the gem, and bubbles it. He stares at it for another moment, before crumpling to the ground again.)

[death-roll-steven]

*he makes a surprised sound when it's snatched from him. He watches , and... Doesn't know what to do when Cedar crumples again*

*... He takes the bubble and stares at it for a minute, before gently setting it aside*

*he juet hugs Cedar again, shaken*

*... It never crossed his mind this could happen...*

[cinnamon-steven]

*There was a quick flash of light, and from the sky cinnamon came falling. He yelped in surprise, remembering just in time to activate his powers, landing softly in the sand below.*

*Letting out a sigh of relief he looked around, eyes lighting up as he recognized his surroundings. He laughed, tearing up*

I'm back!

/This is @steven-loves-everything OPEN RP

[fractured-steven-universe]

*There's a squeal and a very happy, and obviously crying Fractured tackle hugging him and planting kisses all over his face*

YOU'RE BACK YOU'RE BACK YOU'RE BAAACCKKK!!

[cinnamon-steven]

*Cinnamon didn't really process who was hugging him at first, and when he did he burst into a fit of happy laughter and tears returning the kisses tenfold*

FRACTURED!! I MISSED YOU SO MUCH !!

*more kisses, have fun getting him to stop*

[fractured-steven-universe]

*His tail is going 100mph as he laughs and cries and kisses him. You're gonna have to pry Cinny away from his cold, dead hands*

I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I MISSED YOU?! DON'T DO THAT AGAIN OR I SWEAR TO GOD NO KISSES FOR A WEEK!!

[cinnamon-steven]

*He's just laughing and crying uncontrollably, he's so happy he doesn't know what to do with himself*

IM SORRY IM SORRY ANYTHING BUT THAT

[fractured-steven-universe]

Good!!! You better be!! You were gone and me and Siv thought you left for good and-!!

*He's cut off by a sob as he just continues kissing and crying*

[cinnamon-steven]

*Cinnamon hugs tighter*

Ah I love you so much, and Siv too! I really wouldn't have gone if I could help it, I'm so sorry

[fractured-steven-universe]

You're here and that's all I care about... Now I have both my boyfriends again...

*He moves himself inside Cinny's jacket*

Oh my stars there's so much that happened..

[cinnamon-steven]

*He snuggles Fractured, content*

Mind filling me in?

[fractured-steven-universe]

Well, first off. I got corrupted by an anon... So now I have a snake tongue, 4 arms, horns and a tail... And a lot of suffering...

[cinnamon-steven]

Oh, Frac... I'm sorry, I wasn't there, are you ok now?..

[fractured-steven-universe]

Actually... I am!! Cause you're here!!

*He kisses his cheek*

[cinnamon-steven]

*Cinnamon chuckles*

Horns look cute in you y'know! And extra arms mean bigger hugs!

*he squeezed Fractured, giving him a quick peck*

[fractured-steven-universe]

*He blushed at the compliment*

Y-You really think so..?

[cinnamon-steven]

Of course! Granted, you look cute no matter what

[fractured-steven-universe]

*He buries his face in his chest*

noooo....

[cinnamon-steven]

*Cinnamon chuckled*

Yes! You're adorable!!

[fractured-steven-universe]

*He whines*

Nooooooooooo I'm not! You are! Me and Siv have agreed you're the cutest!

[cinnamon-steven]

*Cinnamon puffs up his cheeks, pouting*

Huh? No way I can be the cutest if you're cuter!!

[fractured-steven-universe]

You wish!! You're out voted, babe! 2-to-1 says you're the cutest!

[cinnamon-steven]

Aw man, I hate democracy

[fractured-steven-universe]

*He giggles before kissing him*

God I missed you..

[cinnamon-steven]

*Cinnamon kissed back*

I missed you too

[fractured-steven-universe]

*His tail wagged quickly as he picked him up*

You have to meet the kids! Sorry I didn't tell you, but I maaaaybe adopted more kids, whoops!

[cinnamon-steven]

More?

*Cinnamon giggled*

The more the merrier I guess!!

[fractured-steven-universe]

Yeah! C'mon!

*He went upstairs*

@broken-steven @crystal-winged-steven @death-roll-steven @smol-steven-universe @mother-hecking-steven @naive-steeb !! Come down/up for a second!!

[death-roll-steven]

*he crawls from under the sofa and up the stairs, he really... Should just walk, life would be easier.*

Hm?

[fractured-steven-universe]

*He puts Cinny down before picking Grape up*

Grape! This is my other boyfriend, Cinnamon. Cinny this is another son, Grape!

@cinnamon-steven )

[cinnamon-steven]

Hi Grape! Food themed nickname squad!

*he chuckles*

//@death-roll-steven

[death-roll-steven]

Oh, uhm, h-hi! It's good to meet you

*he extends his hand for a handshake, but- ah, they're all dirty from crawling around! He wipes them on his shirt, but it doesn't do much*

[cinnamon-steven]

*Cinnamon takes the hand, he doesn't seem to mind it being dirty at all*

Nice to meet you, too!

[death-roll-steven]

*he smiles, it's small but warm*

You don't have any cat allergy, right?

[cinnamon-steven]

Nope! I love cats!!

[death-roll-steven]

Cool! Cuz I have a bunch of fur on me!

*he shakes his hair and cat fur goes everywhere*

[cinnamon-steven]

*he watches, a little impressed*

I see that! How did you even get that much cat fur on you??

[death-roll-steven]

Hm, well, it's mostly from the time in the street...

I haven't taken a bath in days! :D

[cinnamon-steven]

*he chuckled*

Well! You should definitely take a bath soon, don't wanna get stinky do you?

[death-roll-steven]

*he nods cheerfully and wiggles around in Fractured's hold, he's gonna take a bath right now!*

//@fractured-steven-universe

[fractured-steven-universe]

*He scoffs and puts him down*

You listen to him, but you don't listen to me?! What the heck man??

[death-roll-steven]

*he runs away to the bathroom laughing, actually just on two legs this time*

[fractured-steven-universe]

*He shakes his head*

I'm not good with kids..

@cinnamon-steven )

[cinnamon-steven]

There he goes

*Cinnamon chuckled*

[fractured-steven-universe]

Yup... How did you do that??

[cinnamon-steven]

*Cinnamon raises a brow*

Do what?

[fractured-steven-universe]

How did you get him to listen to you???

[cinnamon-steven]

I dunno! Just told him he's get stinky if he didn't bathe??

[fractured-steven-universe]

......................

THAT'S WHAT I DID!

[cinnamon-steven]

Huh... Maybe ask him once he's out?

[fractured-steven-universe]

I guess... Lemme go check in on him..

*he edged to the bathroom and knocked on the door*

@death-roll-steven ? How's it going in there??

[death-roll-steven]

*sound of something falling*

All good!

[fractured-steven-universe]

Graappeee? Do you need me to come in there??

[death-roll-steven]

Nope!

*... Quacking?*

[fractured-steven-universe]

Grape. I'm coming inside!

*he slowly opens the door*

[death-roll-steven]

*he's trying to deal with a duck family while the tub fills. He's not the one who brought the ducks. He sw*

[fractured-steven-universe]

Grape... Could you please tell me first? If you told me you were gonna clean a duck family, I would've happily helped or just provided support.

[death-roll-steven]

...

I thought they lived here?????

[fractured-steven-universe]

..................

No????

[death-roll-steven]

.... Well I didn't know that?!?!!?!?

No house invading, Mrs. Quacky! Or I calling the police!

*the mom duck quacks*

>:000 fool beak!!

[fractured-steven-universe]

*he giggles as he walks over, gently ruffling his hair*

Help me get them out, take a shower, and then we'll discuss the punishment for their house invasion?

[death-roll-steven]

*he can't help but smile a bit at the hair ruffling, but it falls at the punishment part. He looks back at the duck family*

... do they need to get punished? I don't think they teach what are crimes in duck school... Plus... I don't think the babies know what house invasion even is

[death-roll-steven]

//thread continuation with @pink-druzy

Hm? Oh-

I was just kidding! It's a game, so no dies!!

[pink-druzy]

...Oh... That’s good...

What now??? Is there a game. Where rat???

[death-roll-steven]

Of course there's a rat game!

*he points to a machine at the distance*

It's called Wack-That-Cheese!

[pink-druzy]

*She immediately started to run towards at as soon as he pointed, not stopping to listen to the name.*

[death-roll-steven]

*he giggles at her eargerness and follows, speaking again when they reach it*

Alright, so! You take this!

*he grabs the hammer*

and you wack the cheese!

*he hammers one of the holes*

You can have the hammer, I'll use my hands!

[pink-druzy]

Okay!!!

*She took a hammer, and waited for him to start the game.*

[death-roll-steven]

*alright, he starts it! There comes the cheese!*

[pink-druzy]

*She hit at the cheese that popped up.*

[death-roll-steven]

*he smashes the next one, oops, now it won't come back up again*

[pink-druzy]

Grape what??????

*She stopped hitting the cheese for a second in confusion, but continued right after, slightly less focused then before.*

[death-roll-steven]

*he chuckles sheepishly*

Sorry, Steven strength

*then he hulk smashes the next closest to him.*

[pink-druzy]

Aaaaa????????

How??????

[death-roll-steven]

I have good muscles!

[pink-druzy]

Can you??? Please don’t???

[death-roll-steven]

I...

I'll try my best!

*he pokes the next cheese*

[pink-druzy]

Uhm... I think that’s too weak.

[death-roll-steven]

Hm....

*he shoves it down, there, intact!!!*

[pink-druzy]

There we go!!!

[death-roll-steven]

*he did it!!! He does the same with the next ones*

Boop, boop, boop!

[pink-druzy]

*She continued hitting the cheeses.*

When does. The game end?

[death-roll-steven]

Hmmm

*the alarm for when the game ends goes off and tickets come pouring out*

Now!

[fractured-steven-universe]

M!A Everyone who sees your muse will be overcome with hate.

*he was strolling on the board walk, eating some ice cream and staring at his phone, he bumped into someone. He fumbled with the ice cream*

I'm so sorry!!!

@cinnamon-steven @defensive-steven @cracked-ste-ven-u-ni-verse @crystal-winged-steven @moon-elf-steven @touch-starved-steven @naive-steeb @cookiecatcrunch @amnesiac-steven @literaly anyone my mind blanked)

[death-roll-steven]

*he's about to say the same, but then he looks at who it is and he sees red*

Keep not looking where you're going and I hope you bump into a knife.

*he shoves him out of his way and goes back to walking*

[war-victim-steven]

OPEN SESAME A PORTAL TO YOUR WORLD OPENS AND SENDS YOU B A C C

(He’s sucked into a portal, yelping out loud and dropping his tablet. The portal promptly closes.)

(...A few moments later, the portal opens again, in the same place.)

(What comes out is a bloodied, scarfless corpse.)

// @naive-steeb @cerise-steven @death-roll-steven @no-escapism @cracked-ste-ven-u-ni-verse @crystal-human-connie @its-rose-now-damnit @fractured-steven-universe @you! if you want-

[death-roll-steven]

*his friend's corpse is not something he thought he'd find in a friday*

*much less be crying on it*

*this sucks*

[war-victim-steven]

(The tears revive him faster than how he would have been revived. He gasps, shooting up and looking around frantically. He’s crying already. Once he sees Grape, he stares for a moment, before crumbling to the ground.)

[death-roll-steven]

Cedar??

*he holds his shoulders and tries to get him to look at him*

Wh-what happened??

[war-victim-steven]

(He’s crying too hard to answer, just kinda melting into Grape)

[death-roll-steven]

*he frowns more and puts Cedar's face on his shoulder and hugs him*

[war-victim-steven]

(.........A hand comes out of the portal. Then another. Followed by many, many more. Monstrous groaning. It seems that whatever it is cant fit through. Cedar, at this point, has turned around and is glowing bright pink. The being poofs.)

(The gem lands on the ground. Or...gems...? Seven gems, seeming to be forced together. Seven that would be very familiar to Grape. Pearl, Amethyst, Ruby, Sapphire, Lapis, Peridot, and Bismuth. Cedar stares at the gem, horrified.)

[death-roll-steven]

*he stares at it with a disbelieving look in his eyes, frozen from the moment the first hand came out*

*he ignores Cedar's color change, or doesn't notice it, either way he slowly lets go of Cedar and crawls*

*he gently picks it up an turns it around with his shaky hands, trying to make sure it isn't just his eyes playing tricks on him, and he wants it to be that, but the more he looks the lighter but heavier at the same time his head feels*

[cinnamon-steven]

*There was a quick flash of light, and from the sky cinnamon came falling. He yelped in surprise, remembering just in time to activate his powers, landing softly in the sand below.*

*Letting out a sigh of relief he looked around, eyes lighting up as he recognized his surroundings. He laughed, tearing up*

I'm back!

/This is @steven-loves-everything OPEN RP

[fractured-steven-universe]

*There's a squeal and a very happy, and obviously crying Fractured tackle hugging him and planting kisses all over his face*

YOU'RE BACK YOU'RE BACK YOU'RE BAAACCKKK!!

[cinnamon-steven]

*Cinnamon didn't really process who was hugging him at first, and when he did he burst into a fit of happy laughter and tears returning the kisses tenfold*

FRACTURED!! I MISSED YOU SO MUCH !!

*more kisses, have fun getting him to stop*

[fractured-steven-universe]

*His tail is going 100mph as he laughs and cries and kisses him. You're gonna have to pry Cinny away from his cold, dead hands*

I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I MISSED YOU?! DON'T DO THAT AGAIN OR I SWEAR TO GOD NO KISSES FOR A WEEK!!

[cinnamon-steven]

*He's just laughing and crying uncontrollably, he's so happy he doesn't know what to do with himself*

IM SORRY IM SORRY ANYTHING BUT THAT

[fractured-steven-universe]

Good!!! You better be!! You were gone and me and Siv thought you left for good and-!!

*He's cut off by a sob as he just continues kissing and crying*

[cinnamon-steven]

*Cinnamon hugs tighter*

Ah I love you so much, and Siv too! I really wouldn't have gone if I could help it, I'm so sorry

[fractured-steven-universe]

You're here and that's all I care about... Now I have both my boyfriends again...

*He moves himself inside Cinny's jacket*

Oh my stars there's so much that happened..

[cinnamon-steven]

*He snuggles Fractured, content*

Mind filling me in?

[fractured-steven-universe]

Well, first off. I got corrupted by an anon... So now I have a snake tongue, 4 arms, horns and a tail... And a lot of suffering...

[cinnamon-steven]

Oh, Frac... I'm sorry, I wasn't there, are you ok now?..

[fractured-steven-universe]

Actually... I am!! Cause you're here!!

*He kisses his cheek*

[cinnamon-steven]

*Cinnamon chuckles*

Horns look cute in you y'know! And extra arms mean bigger hugs!

*he squeezed Fractured, giving him a quick peck*

[fractured-steven-universe]

*He blushed at the compliment*

Y-You really think so..?

[cinnamon-steven]

Of course! Granted, you look cute no matter what

[fractured-steven-universe]

*He buries his face in his chest*

noooo....

[cinnamon-steven]

*Cinnamon chuckled*

Yes! You're adorable!!

[fractured-steven-universe]

*He whines*

Nooooooooooo I'm not! You are! Me and Siv have agreed you're the cutest!

[cinnamon-steven]

*Cinnamon puffs up his cheeks, pouting*

Huh? No way I can be the cutest if you're cuter!!

[fractured-steven-universe]

You wish!! You're out voted, babe! 2-to-1 says you're the cutest!

[cinnamon-steven]

Aw man, I hate democracy

[fractured-steven-universe]

*He giggles before kissing him*

God I missed you..

[cinnamon-steven]

*Cinnamon kissed back*

I missed you too

[fractured-steven-universe]

*His tail wagged quickly as he picked him up*

You have to meet the kids! Sorry I didn't tell you, but I maaaaybe adopted more kids, whoops!

[cinnamon-steven]

More?

*Cinnamon giggled*

The more the merrier I guess!!

[fractured-steven-universe]

Yeah! C'mon!

*He went upstairs*

@broken-steven @crystal-winged-steven @death-roll-steven @smol-steven-universe @mother-hecking-steven @naive-steeb !! Come down/up for a second!!

[death-roll-steven]

*he crawls from under the sofa and up the stairs, he really... Should just walk, life would be easier.*

Hm?

[fractured-steven-universe]

*He puts Cinny down before picking Grape up*

Grape! This is my other boyfriend, Cinnamon. Cinny this is another son, Grape!

@cinnamon-steven )

[cinnamon-steven]

Hi Grape! Food themed nickname squad!

*he chuckles*

//@death-roll-steven

[death-roll-steven]

Oh, uhm, h-hi! It's good to meet you

*he extends his hand for a handshake, but- ah, they're all dirty from crawling around! He wipes them on his shirt, but it doesn't do much*

[cinnamon-steven]

*Cinnamon takes the hand, he doesn't seem to mind it being dirty at all*

Nice to meet you, too!

[death-roll-steven]

*he smiles, it's small but warm*

You don't have any cat allergy, right?

[cinnamon-steven]

Nope! I love cats!!

[death-roll-steven]

Cool! Cuz I have a bunch of fur on me!

*he shakes his hair and cat fur goes everywhere*

[cinnamon-steven]

*he watches, a little impressed*

I see that! How did you even get that much cat fur on you??

[death-roll-steven]

Hm, well, it's mostly from the time in the street...

I haven't taken a bath in days! :D

[cinnamon-steven]

*he chuckled*

Well! You should definitely take a bath soon, don't wanna get stinky do you?

[death-roll-steven]

*he nods cheerfully and wiggles around in Fractured's hold, he's gonna take a bath right now!*

//@fractured-steven-universe

[fractured-steven-universe]

*He scoffs and puts him down*

You listen to him, but you don't listen to me?! What the heck man??

[death-roll-steven]

*he runs away to the bathroom laughing, actually just on two legs this time*

[fractured-steven-universe]

*He shakes his head*

I'm not good with kids..

@cinnamon-steven )

[cinnamon-steven]

There he goes

*Cinnamon chuckled*

[fractured-steven-universe]

Yup... How did you do that??

[cinnamon-steven]

*Cinnamon raises a brow*

Do what?

[fractured-steven-universe]

How did you get him to listen to you???

[cinnamon-steven]

I dunno! Just told him he's get stinky if he didn't bathe??

[fractured-steven-universe]

......................

THAT'S WHAT I DID!

[cinnamon-steven]

Huh... Maybe ask him once he's out?

[fractured-steven-universe]

I guess... Lemme go check in on him..

*he edged to the bathroom and knocked on the door*

@death-roll-steven ? How's it going in there??

[death-roll-steven]

*sound of something falling*

All good!

[fractured-steven-universe]

Graappeee? Do you need me to come in there??

[death-roll-steven]

Nope!

*... Quacking?*

[fractured-steven-universe]

Grape. I'm coming inside!

*he slowly opens the door*

[death-roll-steven]

*he's trying to deal with a duck family while the tub fills. He's not the one who brought the ducks. He sw*

[fractured-steven-universe]

Grape... Could you please tell me first? If you told me you were gonna clean a duck family, I would've happily helped or just provided support.

[death-roll-steven]

...

I thought they lived here?????

[fractured-steven-universe]

..................

No????

[death-roll-steven]

.... Well I didn't know that?!?!!?!?

No house invading, Mrs. Quacky! Or I calling the police!

*the mom duck quacks*

>:000 fool beak!!