[discodeerdiary]

Huge red flag when someone's bio doesn't include their street address, work hours, and the location of their spare key

[poppunklateatnight]

The Wonder Years // Local Man Ruins Everything

[kristina100000]

gently pressing your head against your lover’s back while they cut vegetables, your lover sitting on the kitchen counter while you talk about your day at work and wait for the water to boil, giving them little pecks while they stir the vegetables, eating the food together, washing the dishes together… you know what i mean

[scummgirl]

[artwhork]

ur gonna die anyway so get that fucking tattoo ur parents and friends hate and eat whatever u want

[cosed]

one day i will. then you’ll see. you will all fucking see

[toastbutteregg]

[rootbeerfloats]

feeling the same sense of unity on my dash as i did when trump got covid live laugh love everyone

[9213829742038239-deactivated202]

if you had told me two months ago id be reblogging posts about destiel i wouldve killed you on the spot

[hashtagloveloses]

the putin thing being fake is just….chefs kiss. nothing is more old school tumblr than people making superwholock memes about a major political event only to find out it was deliberate russian disinformation like that is OLD SCHOOL tumblr WOW we are FULL CIRCLE

[quinnfebrey]

trump’s whole “every time they count more ballots there are more votes” is the exact same logic as when he was like “every time we test for covid there are more cases” like yes my boy that’s how it works

[speaknowtaylor]

This is one for the OGs

[onceandfuturehimbo]

[veeranger]

[lilachoneys-deactivated20210617]

[homunculus-argument]

a child with an undiagnosed mental illness: I think I need help. I struggle with things nobody else seems to be struggling with.

a parent who never got diagnosed for the exact same mental illness: Oh sweetie. EVERYONE struggles with that :)

[podcastwizard]

if someone asked me a week ago what georgia, pennsylvania, nevada, vladimir putin, and the tv show supernatural all had in common, i don’t know what my answer would have been but it would not have been november 5th 2020

[niggazinmoscow]

It’s the circle where people pretend the American Dream is real so want the aesthetic that shows they worked their way out

[seeker-of-peace]

well now im speechless, after the thorn shirts treend

[thehatmanowesmechildsupport]

But nobody bats an eye about those awful distressed hobbo jeans, bitches.

[scene118]

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