sorta malicious

lyss | 20 | ky | achievement hunter & music

[teathattast]

[oysters-aint-for-me]

one of my favorite human quirks is when the power goes out and you’re w other ppl and inevitably someone says ‘did the power go out?’ like…you’re all sitting there in the dead dark, tv black, wifi gone, lights OUT but still they’re like ‘hm. well I have a theory but it needs to be submitted for peer-review’

[previouslysaltyfandombrat]

Me, sitting in my dark room after everything short-circuited: Hm. I can’t be certain, but I don’t think this is how it was a moment ago

[nya-kin]

[sustainablefarming-deactivated2]

is he okay?

[whetbread]

hello darkness my old  friend

[bitchvirgo]

[braggadoodledo]

A message with Jack and Michael before the stream today. This isn't the full message, just an important three and a half minutes for those who were wondering if they could excuse that man's actions.

Don't clown on this post, just unfollow.

[and-down-we-go]

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,       I am afraid

[lemonpixycat]

THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME

[amorverde]

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

[retroactivebakeries]

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

explain how

[retroactivebakeries]

money can be exchanged for goods and services

[dankjudidench]

[the-fault-in-our-wifi-blog]

w h a t

[christmasonthemoon]

[gnomesy]

[alligatorgrande]

oH MY GOD I FORGOT THIS VIDEO EXISTED OH MY FUCKING GOD

[bigskulltula-deactivated2015042]

OH MY LORD WHAT THE FUCK

[penis-hilton]

[marisoldelamuerte]

I just want everyone to witness this at least once in their life

[hailtothehockeyfan]

At first you’re like “wow good for you” and then you’re like “I spoke too soon”

[izyurfimenipaflanyant]

do celebrities ever get called for jury duty? imagine having shaquille o’neal declare you guilty

[anjaroid]

get slammed in two courts at once

[shittyteenblog]

[keuppy]

Retail jobs summed up

[tastefullyoffensive]

[villarrr-deactivated20190831]

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

[gerommey-archive]

a kanye west convention

[gerommey-archive]

I been thinking about this I can’t decide to call it conye or kanye fest

[shrkvxd]

just have two conventions he deserves it

[amywinehousefan]

Visit Original Link

On 9th March 2008, historians have found what they believe is the first recording of a human voice. Predating Thomas Edison’s first phonograph recording of 1877. The “phonautograph”, created by etching soot-covered paper by Parisian inventor Edouard-Leon Scott de Martinville, was played by US scientists using a “virtual stylus” to read the lines. The recording was initially believed to be the voice of a woman or adolescent, but further research in 2009 suggested the playback speed had been too high and that it was actually the voice of Scott himself. This is the original recording.

[jjeonim]

@blurryadeux

[weloveshortvideos]

[tylerchokely-deactivated2014081]

is he ok

[lilpizza]

I made Ted Cruz in Dark Souls 2