Alex Kralie

"My only goal was to make a film better than Planet of the Apes, and despite everything, I've succeeded." in character ask blog he/him

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Just realized I never made a pinned post.

Hi, I'm Alex, and I'm making a film called Marble Hornets. Ask me things if you want!

That's all.

Update: if you're a proshipper or a TCC person, shoo.

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Meow

Woof

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look my render#MyRender

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And that question is?

Yeah, no clue what we were talking about. Sorry.

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The snowflake moray eel can be kept in a 55 gallon tank at a minimum. They are freshwater eels

Where do you find a 55 gallon tank?? That's a lot, right?

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hellos!!!..

..from the ashes, hehehe i’m mysterious

happy easter :D

did you get any easter eggs or something like that??

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"Happy Easter!" Oh, God, I need to check my inbox more. Happy May.

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I failed my written driving test by one fucking point lmaoooooo

That's rough, buddy.

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every few days my brain goes "guess what's battery powered? [sick beats]"

That thing still works. It's crazy.

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This YouTube video sounds almost exactly like me. Kind of scary.

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Did you forget your own birthday, Alex?

I have a better question.

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happy birthday dude

Oh, right.

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My mom's house? What, gonna burn it down too? Or is that something you reserve for your actors?

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I could but I ran out of lighter fluid.

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Hope midterms aren't too bad

You don't even know.

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Fire eels are a part of the 'Spiny Eel' family(Mastacembelidae). Although elongated body's are not actual eels but eel like fish like tire track eels(same family) compared to moray eels

Neat! When the moon hits your eye, etc, etc...that's a moray.

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a boy is a guuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnn

Both of them are in my pockets?

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I present to you my sacrificial offering: a fancy bottle of extra Virgin olive oil

I don't care if it's a virgin or not.

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Tomayto Tomahto.

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I present to you my sacrificial offering: a fancy bottle of extra Virgin olive oil

I don't care if it's a virgin or not.