I used to be phonestrumpet

I will not be explaning my tumblr name // For my book fangirling, please see: @BunnyReads. Relogger of animals, fandom, smashing of the patriarchy, and puns. Able to go from unapologetically excited to red eyed ragey. Senior citizen (30+). She/Her. Everything is queued because I want to reblog all the things.

[deathcultforsanta]

[deathcultforsanta]

Morla has never had a banana before. In fact, because I hate them, I don’t think she’s even seen one before.

[deathcultforsanta]

I went digging for this while telling coworker/D&D Boy about the most popular thing I ever posted on the internet.

ELEVEN YEARS AGO. Jesus.

[egberts]

looks like october is…. octover

[laurassecretlife]

i’m queueing this for next year

[finchjpeg]

Its nowvember

[egberts]

highlights of trick or treaters:

kid who took an eraser, tried to bite it, and put it back

little girl who told us she loved us after getting her treats

child who, when prompted to say "thank you" instead said a confident singular "halloween!"

vampire football player

one kid who so gravely misinterpreted the candy limit that we could do nothing but laugh as, instead of four things spread out from any of the buckets, she took four things. from several buckets. all at once.

one teenager who asked us how our night has been and when asked the same, took a look at the table and said "it just got a whole lot better" while rubbing his hands

kids are so funny

[jimhenson-themuppetmaster]

Jim and Jane Henson pumpkin artwork

[systimming]

🎃 - pillsbury pumpkin cookie cupcakes

[thegirlwholikesstims]

heartnosehalloween day 31: free day!

halloween is my birthday, so i decided to do halloween cakes for this day!

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divider by @sweetmelodygraphics

[deathcultforsanta]

[spiralatria]

this 'being really tired after work' thing is really getting in the way of this 'pursuing my artistic hopes and dreams' thing has anyone else noticed this

[dailyats]

"Wes! Put the Special Ops Team on Red Alert!"

5.14 Smile Time Angel [1999 - 2004]

[kat-from-minasmorgul]

I love magnolias so much 🌸

[thehmn]

Foxes disguised as monks. On the left from Japan and on the right from Denmark.

[crabs-and-bedbugs]

It was a global problem

[daily-spooky]

[arielerics]

Have you ever seen anything so wonderful in your entire life?

[catchymemes]

[mousegirlheart]

please look at this beautiful mouse

[fashion-runways]

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