CHAOS IN THE BRAIN

LET MY BLOOD FLOW MAKE MY BLOOD FLOW > /a

[wocmakeup2]

Chasity Samone

[snulbug]

medieval peasant walking into a cathedral: okay wig

[draeneis]

someone: coca cola can remove rust from metal imagine what its doing to your body

me: pff getting rid of the rust idiot

[viana-ceres]

THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS

[draeneis]

hmm… i’ve been drinking soda and my body’s rust free… not sure where youre getting your facts from…

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mime owners: this is claude st. pierre, we adopted him two years ago. he’s a third generation french mime with roots in the early carnie awakening. we only feed him hand toasted vegan peanuts and paleo candy floss

fool owners: this is hoops he likes jokes

[gamecubewizard]

this post came from a darker universe

[badxbaby]

[gummygunk]

[plushviscera]

! ! ! ! !

[tricos-here]

put this on my grave

[magiashley]

[magiashley]

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

youtuber prison must be under the sea

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

bioshock 3

[bunniope]

new spongebob theme song

[femmenietzsche]

Whenever I’m on the street children throw large pebbles at me and say “This is only somewhat due to your bad tumblr posts. There are multiple reasons for this.”

[inksplit]

[thepeacockangel]

An old fashioned doctor’s leech jar

[tenderstems]

Josef Frank, now showing at the London Fashion and Textile Museum

[cerastes]

Me: *swings katana in just the slightest wrong way*

Katana: *edge chips, hilt loosens, blade shatters in three uneven pieces, pommel explodes*

[bigwordsandsharpedges]

Me: *literally bends my euro sword*

Me: *smashes enemy to death using crossguard as a club*

[thecybersmith]

Rifles however, break if bent, have small moving parts, and no edge.

Swords win.

[pennsylvanian-patriot-deactivat]

But consider the following

[thecybersmith]

That is an ungentlemanly distance.

[wee-chlo]

War isn’t gentlemanly.

[thecybersmith]

It should be.

[spinestein]

Me: “I say, sir, I declare you to be a scoundrel and a coward! Have at you!”

Me: gets shot in the head at 500 yards

[memecucker]

thecybersmith has clearly won this debate y’all just need to take the L

[memecucker]

it starts off with people calling fireflies a “banger” and next thing you know the big meme on this site is how more fun laser-tag is when you go with you megachurch’s youth group

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