Demand More

32 y/o woman-adjacent; Ancient Wizened Fandom Hag. You probably started following me for Captain America or maybe Coco? Dragon Age Veilguard Defender. Right now I'm obsessed witwith Dispatch and lowkey The Amazing Digital Circus.

[thisisalovestry]

this made me cry so now i need everyone to see it

[moveslikekeithrichards]

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

[beardedmrbean]

Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.

Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.

[wee-chlo]

I was reading Dragonlance in the fifth grade.

I'd read The Hobbit multiple times before that.

[that-one-support]

No one cared who I was until I put on the cage

[pretentious-ravioli]

[baambastic]

The Author’s Barely Disguised Desire to Dom Man Ray apparently

[ibrithir-was-here]

The Nephew, age 4, throwing a fit cuz he's hungry and tired but refuses to eat or go to sleep:

"FOR WHAT WEASON WAS I CWEATED?!"

All us, horrified he feels so badly about existence, until I, struck by a childhood memory realize:

"Oh my gosh he's just quoting Mewtwo!!"

[wee-chlo]

Once, I asked my mom about a random bottle of cologne by going on one knee and asking "Do you recognize this?" in the exact cadence of Dimitri from Anastasia.

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP: This time it's lion cubs dance (cr 冰彬兵)

[meowthiroth]

y'know what fuck it *opens an oblivion gate on your dash*

[podcastwizard]

LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

you people aren't CASTING

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

NO

[jackeloop]

What Table Would You Be At?

In the long dark winter of our soul (aka the summer break) something needs to take the effects of my hyper fixation

Are you a Soldier? On a quest for justice or revenge? Ready to fight and flee and raise your weapons?

Are you a Seeker, searching for something lost? Something that needs to be found before it is too late.

Or are you a Schemer? Do you have a day job that needs work and night shifts that keep you up until dawn doing the hard work it takes to change fates?

Show me your results! I wanna seeeeeeee

I did my best to keep spoilers out of it, so you should be able to take the quiz even if you're not caught up on Arc 1 yet.

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[blackgirlart]

2 million people aren’t wrong

[less16candles]

Sorry guys but she’s back and I’m not risking it

[ashfire05]

I’m reblogging only because fuck you I love Madame Zeroni

[yourbrothershotfriend]

NEVER play with this one, always reblog

[fandomnationwhore]

Reblog I guess

[carrisarune]

Ive done this before but why not

[pinkparagram]

having the option to make Robert say "we don't kill people, we're the good guys" when Chase asks if he'd kill Shroud is super funny because I'm sure some of those Red Ringers at the Sardine wished he would've killed them after the messed up shit he did instead

[wee-chlo]

This is why my Canon Robert was always like "yeah no I'm gonna kill him like. Immediately. As soon as I get the chance. Post haste." and then when he did he was like "Yeah, it was awesome and I feel better now."

Because he's kinda fucked up. /hj

[corrya]

Bolaire would genuinely be one of my favourite characters if it seemed like talisen actually saw him as a nuanced character rather than a bit of an asshole who's ultimately in the right

[wee-chlo]

My biggest issue with Bolaire is that I genuinely don't know if the flaws I see and the flaws Taliesin intends are the same thing.

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[captain-price-returns]

[quasi-normalcy]

I don't understand how this is even a defence in the age of drone warfare.

[graham-folger]

Or even like... Cannon warfare.

[quasi-normalcy]

Yeah, the Ottomans could have taken this in the fourteenth century.

[wee-chlo]

This is just in case of zombies or some shit.

[6balls]

if you think showing ur kids harry potter will radicalize them u are wrong and u should just instead watch a bug’s life and chicken run. there are gays in there, even. no not “canonically,” shut up, i’m old and in my day we simply UNDERSTOOD when a chicken was a lesbian or a stick bug was a gay man with the telepathic connection between our massive gay brains like the baby geniuses. i took a benadryl

[6balls]

stop reblogging this post OP has a foot fetish

[ashenmind]

good lord this thing is useless

[fishmech]

idk what yall are mad about the new Lies Your Older Cousin Tells You machine is working great

[dragongirltongue]

Happy horse on mars day

[weirdmageddon]

i know most people have seen it but i cant emphasize how much this is literally my favorite breath of the wild clip of all time. also i can never fucking find this clip when i need it especially in high definition so here it is