l a m p

it/he/they

[crested-gecko-offical]

would u care for a l a m p in your enclosure

@deaths-hawk-moth-offical

yes, provide a l a m p

[deaths-hawk-moth-offical]

l a m p :}

[deaths-hawk-moth-offical]

l a m p ?

@thatmothwoman25

l a m p?

[ships-offical]

hiiiiii

Not anything ship related just saying hi since you've been gone a while

Have a good day :]

@deaths-hawk-moth-offical

YAYAYYA!! You too!

I keep disappearing then reappearing 😭

[deaths-hawk-moth-offical]

oh yeah before i forget let me know when u wanna get that ship name stuff figured out :}

[ships-offical]

Uhhhhh I'm tryna think of some now lwk

[deaths-hawk-moth-offical]

i offhandedly mentioned it to a friend they said lovebug then threw a peace of bread at me so ig theres an option

[ships-offical]

YESS that's a good one lwk

[deaths-hawk-moth-offical]

yippee

now what :] ?

[ships-offical]

hiiiiii

Not anything ship related just saying hi since you've been gone a while

Have a good day :]

@deaths-hawk-moth-offical

YAYAYYA!! You too!

I keep disappearing then reappearing 😭

[deaths-hawk-moth-offical]

oh yeah before i forget let me know when u wanna get that ship name stuff figured out :}

[ships-offical]

Uhhhhh I'm tryna think of some now lwk

[deaths-hawk-moth-offical]

i offhandedly mentioned it to a friend they said lovebug then threw a peace of bread at me so ig theres an option

[deaths-hawk-moth-offical]

YOU’RE EMO!!!!!!!!!

Me too :)

:0

Yes yes I find this information to be factual indeed

[deaths-hawk-moth-offical]

……..

@definitely-not-an-anteater

uhh

Heyy there buddy..

We're cool right...???

[definitely-not-an-anteater]

Hmmm… uh

*starring at a picture book of insects *

Hmm seems too wing-y ? …

I guess you don’t look too ant like.

Yep 👍

I mean uh, you seem cool …yeah that’s what I meant.

[deaths-hawk-moth-offical]

thank goodness

Well if u need any

uh

help finding whatever it is your after do tell

[deaths-hawk-moth-offical]

as of rn im in a pit but i would like to ask if you would like to be on the team you get a a gun

-@crowsfuckassblog

(please @the-best-walker if the moth says yes can we keep it)

Hmmm

What kinda gun?

:}

[deaths-hawk-moth-offical]

……..

@definitely-not-an-anteater

uhh

Heyy there buddy..

We're cool right...???

[ships-offical]

hiiiiii

Not anything ship related just saying hi since you've been gone a while

Have a good day :]

@deaths-hawk-moth-offical

YAYAYYA!! You too!

I keep disappearing then reappearing 😭

[deaths-hawk-moth-offical]

oh yeah before i forget let me know when u wanna get that ship name stuff figured out :}

[paranoia-offical]

would a l a m p calm your worrys?

@deaths-hawk-moth-offical

A LAMP‽ Moth, are you trying to SPY on me‽ How do I know that a lamp isn't secretly surveillance equipment? I will admit—I would enjoy a light or two in my damp home. But you, as a lamp connoisseur... You're either plotting or you, too, see the dangers of unchecked laps.

[deaths-hawk-moth-offical]

an unchecked lamp is a dangerous thing

I personally check every lamp I own so the government can't find me

[paranoia-offical]

I have newfound respect for you, @deaths-hawk-moth-offical ... I'm not surprised that THEY'RE trying to find you, too. I, too, was wary of your presence. It only makes sense that someone I would SUSPECT would also be an enemy of THEM. I suppose... I can lend you one of my disguises. What's the circumference of your head? And are you allergic to FIRE? I need to plan your INITIATION TEST.

[deaths-hawk-moth-offical]

I do not have any allergies to fire

And the circumference of my head changes from time to time but generally I'd say maybe 2-4 centimeters?

Not entirely sure honestly

[paranoia-offical]

would a l a m p calm your worrys?

@deaths-hawk-moth-offical

A LAMP‽ Moth, are you trying to SPY on me‽ How do I know that a lamp isn't secretly surveillance equipment? I will admit—I would enjoy a light or two in my damp home. But you, as a lamp connoisseur... You're either plotting or you, too, see the dangers of unchecked laps.

[deaths-hawk-moth-offical]

an unchecked lamp is a dangerous thing

I personally check every lamp I own so the government can't find me

[deaths-hawk-moth-offical]

Here, have a lamp shaped pin :D

It's the only lamp pin I could find 😭

YIPPEEEE

[deaths-hawk-moth-offical]

The box is a perfectly normal box... There is no writing on it like "moth catcher" or "lamp trap". It is... fine... and human... See?

:0

l a m p

gimme

[deaths-hawk-moth-offical]

I see... Follow-up question... If you were to, say, find a lamp under a box, would you go for the lamp...?

Well that depends

does the box look sketchy I mean either way I'll probably still end up going for it

but if the box looks sketchy then there's going to be a smaller chance

[deaths-hawk-moth-offical]

Moth, as a... valued individual (someone I'm totally not planning on having to fight), I must ask—what is it with lamps and you? Do they simply enchant your mind like radio towers? Can they control you? Is it all lamps, or only a few?

well if you must ask

Lamps provide a heavy dose of serotonin in me and they make me very very happy, I enjoy sharing that happiness with others which is why I always suggest giving lamps to people because they fix all the problems

In short they just make me really happy

[deaths-hawk-moth-offical]

heh :3

*turns lamp off*

Got cha' >:)

D:

[deaths-hawk-moth-offical]

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@totally-not-a-scam-offical

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[totally-not-a-scam-offical]

Yes I succeeded

[deaths-hawk-moth-offical]

wtf is a bank account????

T^T