gecko shenanigans

fucking gecko

[crested-gecko-offical]

pinned post!!!!!

-i'm just a silly little gecko lmfao

-she/they, or anything idc

-16!!!!!! [yes im a youngster]

-dont be afraid to spam my ask box with anything really, idc

parents: @duck-from-heaven-official, @archive-of-our-own-offical

ill update this if i need to, idek how to introduce myself to the officalverse

edit: updated parent

[timberlakelove-blog-blog]

[maydaytrippe]

last day to reblog

[kim-kardassian-blog]

you now you want to.

Gonna have to wait a whole year if you miss this.

[paulwalkersdogwalker]

Fine

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

Ig sure

[crested-gecko-offical]

me, plotting world domination <3

[roleplayasksandmemes]

Reblog to let others know you're all right with random starters in your inbox.

[one-geck-to-rule-us-all]

Reminding Nimrod how lucky she is to live in climate controlled paradise

[thegrayangel]

Please Help Save the Gender Wiki

Hello, Tumblr. I've never posted here, only lurked. But this is one of the most important things in the world to me, and I honestly need to ask you for help. Please reblog if you can.

This will be a long post. It will be summarized with a TLDR at the end, including ways that you can help.

With over 9,200 pages, we are the biggest collection of gender identities on the Internet, especially the biggest source that is readily available. We are a community that has existed since 2009, and has taken off in terms of growth in the last few years.

Today, Fandom decided to close the Gender Wiki. We were given absolutely no warning, and they've only given us a two-week deadline to move the entire wiki to a new host, which we are utterly unprepared to do. The download would also not include any of the 17,000+ images on the Gender Wiki, many of which do not exist anywhere else on the Internet.

Here is a link to the post Fandom staff gave us today, and a paraphrased summary of it below:

https://gender.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000132176

Fandom staff says that they won't continue to host our wiki because it "spreads harmful misinformation". They believe we have gone too far in "positioning everything as a gender identity", referring to xenogenders. They mention pages with xenogenders referring to suicide/self-harm and violence --- which we, the staff members, were /already/ in the process of deleting before this notice was given to us. They decided that the best solution was not to ask us to delete those pages, or even delete the pages themselves, but instead to remove our entire database.

There are many other wikis on Fandom with much worse references to violence than the Gender Wiki, which Fandom appears to have no problem with whatsoever.

I cannot express enough that this is erasure, and it will absolutely negatively affect the LGBTQ+ community to not have this treasure trove of information readily available.

I am an admin on the Gender Wiki, and I can assure you that our entire staff team is already trying to appeal to Fandom staff. I'll add any updates if they decide to respond to us, but they have no yet given staff any more information than the above

PLEASE help in any way you can. Reblog, spread awareness, or sign this petition if you have a Fandom account. Archive any Gender Wiki pages, especially ones that don't have pages elsewhere, with the Wayback Machine or alternatively archive.is, or even write posts about them here or on other sites. Please help us save this information. It can't possibly be done this quickly without help.

TLDR: Fandom staff decided that, in two weeks, they will close the Gender Wiki, the biggest gender resource on the Internet. They gave us no warning. It will be impossible to save all of the information on the wiki. Please reblog or sign this petition if you have a Fandom account. Help save the data by archiving pages here or here. Post about this. Help spread awareness.

[gender-offical]

Idk if anyone will see me reblogging this from my stupid gimmick blog but i can try

[janedoodlee]

@thesilly-goose @zalex-vamp @sylveonsbowties @ham-sanwich-consumer-offical @odysseus--offical @wannabelegendary @no-one-offical @spookys1fan @obsesseddemonlord-offical @princessnymphae @atlas-w0lfy @chase-the-therian @autistic-lizard @totally-not-good-official @not-a-dragon-in-disguise @theineffablearchangel @blacknailpolishoffical @perfection-official @axolotl-detector @hekate-offical @confusedfroggirl @krisdreemurr-offical @aiko-sera @mentallyastrawberry @cr41g-tuck3r @doyouheartheflibbityjibbity @holy-fern-official @ratotwink @messor

MOOTIES GO FORTH

[odysseus--offical]

GO FORTH MY LOYAL FOLLOWERS I TRUST YOU

[evilest-lemonade-offical]

SAVE THE GENDER WIKI!!!

@evil-man-offical @evilpineapple-offical @evil-no-one-offical @evil-dude-official @evil-lemon-shark-offical @evil-moss-the-goober-offical

[evil-no-one-offical]

Holy crap we gotta save it uhhh

@evilpineapple-offical @definitely-not-ao3-offical @no-one-offical wait no @justcallmedom31 @buff-no-one

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

oh damn, that is not good

@the-grim-reaper-offical @crested-gecko-offical @ib-offical @coffee--spill @queer-offical @satan-offical @hekate-offical + anyone

[mcr-as-geckos]

Joyriding Frank as a red lily white crested gecko

[lovesflourmorethananything]

mutual check in since these are tempestuous times we're living in. how are you guys? (anyone can reblog this btw even if we're not moots)

@primalmagic @marinafanning @sirisuorionblack @pansexualwitchwhoneedstherapy @iristheplanet16 @abbottsdarling @keeryspullman @voidreynolds @creatorbiaze @ihavenoconsistentinterests @grisha-offical @whatthekoi @muxshwriting @ruehy @satorustormm

[butterflypython]

I’m doing good! my spring break is next week and my family’s gonna stay in cabin for a couples days to just relax during it :) I didn’t fail my chemistry test which is what I was expecting and I’m getting into a new show! :)

tag list: @p0nyt0wne @psychichomie @the-angry-acrobat @vilecemetery @castleofravens @o-jjj @otterie @sapphicscribbles2222 @starsandscars81 @jude-jespernumber1glazer @lilyflower52 @stardvle @investmentofmyheart @bardofavon

[stardvle]

I'm so tired guys. Just finished up my class for the day and I just wanna curl into a ball on the floor. The class was good and I do enjoy the professor, but BY GOD it's just two hours of nonstop geology labs.

@mochicappuccino @takatakesmanhattan @gardenofstarss @unapologeticpristinelamb @jimjams-artstuff @holycatsandrabbits @num1-evil-gays-defender @jowithavianwings @cerubiaid

[jimjams-artstuff]

submitting an internship application right before the deadline yayyyyy :| hope it goes well omg I cannot wait for this week to be over i am exhausted. excited to play the Tomodachi life demo tho (I WILL be making the riddler)

@3ddiefazbeart @celerycorndog @finjammin @ooo-silly-worms @redclown19 @alwaysdevillain @ender-spective @laxi0v0 @tea-is-absolutely-mandatory

[finjammin]

stressed out w some assignments and projects, but I’m working on a DND charavter and Daredevil Born Again Season two, so we ball!!! :D

@not-sure-what-im-feeling @hypocritic-hawkeye-enthusiast @battyblah333 @swiftadrift @retro-fluorescents

[retro-fluorescents]

i am ready for spring break. The brain is turning into soup. im ready to create and love and continue forward. Currently i am making a lino print of berries. And im trying to plan a large get to gather during the break. its more of a concept still but im really excited

@not-sure-what-im-feeling @thegaywhoreallylikesmusicals @thescreamsofsaturn @y0ur-valent1ne @the-one-who-listens

open tags too!! id love to know how you guys are doing

[y0ur-valent1ne]

very eepy! everything's a little harder than it needs to be right now. im excited for break, it'll be a good rest. Im planning to download some new games and get some software running! I wanna call some online friends and play games with them too! its gonna be super duper fun hehe! I have some other art related projects I need to get done too bc ive been putting them off too long.. really excited to be over with this week tho yayyy

taglist under the cut + open tags!

@thescreamsofsaturn @r1pbunny @the-impeccable-rin @emeruniii @el1as1sd3ad @manageritsu @yumemirui @coffee--spill @seriouslythisisagoodname @written-by-music @not-sure-what-im-feeling @b3st3st-k1tty @patroclus-the-lost-soul @petrichor-0990 @thebloodiest-jesteralive @eternalilies @cr1msonjester @swirled-with-ink @loversbruises @lycorislacerations @lovergirljustwantslove @lovesickinrose @momoka-angelz @takopichan00 @its-jaime-bitch @bloodybigirl @m3dicated-bun

[lovesickinrose]

Life is hard and scary 💖

@coffee--spill @happymeansdoingwhatishould @lovergirljustwantslove

[coffee--spill]

Got woken up by a missile alert and had to do trig functions while listening to booms outside my house and then had french class after.

... But on the bright side @acicadahumsitstune just woke up so I'm doing great !!

How are you guys? (Sorry for retags)

@loftedlow @riri-shark-in-perpetual-motion @nelly-rebellyyyyy

@scardeyycatt @shutteredspeed @ashyd-shy @vivaciousmessypixie @lemon-vine @ghost-boybites @whispersinthetide @definitely-not-ao3-offical @midnight-blue-wolf-offical @liliesareblooming @marshmallow-dust @apocalyptic-endings @fancysheepnacho @this-machine-runs-on-coffee @burning-britain-official @divineasteria @evil-era @a-french-coconut @tabetha72

@matchaandsoftserve @paigebstorey @acicadahumsitstune @ourscarygirl @7-eleven-offical @the-one-and-only-p1per @do-not-u-dare @illrabidraccoon @alysaaaarsssss @deathcastlvr2 @wammipammi @toomuchtodooml @aliveskeleton @anda-fry-masala @y0ur-valent1ne @darlingdazai @luzzxsgabi @illrabidraccoom @grisha-offical @j41m3-4nd-4r3s @opposum-offical @lovesickinrose @evilpineapple-offical

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

i hope your okay, and im doing fine uhh not much happened today

@evilpineapple-offical @crested-gecko-offical

+open tags

[crested-gecko-offical]

im doing alright, just in a rough patch, i'll live :3

OPEN TAGS AND @duck-from-heaven-official

[crazy-lizard-lover]

I went to a rave my school put on and got food poisoning

[lovesflourmorethananything]

mutual check in since these are tempestuous times we're living in. how are you guys? (anyone can reblog this btw even if we're not moots)

@primalmagic @marinafanning @sirisuorionblack @pansexualwitchwhoneedstherapy @iristheplanet16 @abbottsdarling @keeryspullman @voidreynolds @creatorbiaze @ihavenoconsistentinterests @grisha-offical @whatthekoi @muxshwriting @ruehy @satorustormm

[butterflypython]

I’m doing good! my spring break is next week and my family’s gonna stay in cabin for a couples days to just relax during it :) I didn’t fail my chemistry test which is what I was expecting and I’m getting into a new show! :)

tag list: @p0nyt0wne @psychichomie @the-angry-acrobat @vilecemetery @castleofravens @o-jjj @otterie @sapphicscribbles2222 @starsandscars81 @jude-jespernumber1glazer @lilyflower52 @stardvle @investmentofmyheart @bardofavon

[stardvle]

I'm so tired guys. Just finished up my class for the day and I just wanna curl into a ball on the floor. The class was good and I do enjoy the professor, but BY GOD it's just two hours of nonstop geology labs.

@mochicappuccino @takatakesmanhattan @gardenofstarss @unapologeticpristinelamb @jimjams-artstuff @holycatsandrabbits @num1-evil-gays-defender @jowithavianwings @cerubiaid

[jimjams-artstuff]

submitting an internship application right before the deadline yayyyyy :| hope it goes well omg I cannot wait for this week to be over i am exhausted. excited to play the Tomodachi life demo tho (I WILL be making the riddler)

@3ddiefazbeart @celerycorndog @finjammin @ooo-silly-worms @redclown19 @alwaysdevillain @ender-spective @laxi0v0 @tea-is-absolutely-mandatory

[finjammin]

stressed out w some assignments and projects, but I’m working on a DND charavter and Daredevil Born Again Season two, so we ball!!! :D

@not-sure-what-im-feeling @hypocritic-hawkeye-enthusiast @battyblah333 @swiftadrift @retro-fluorescents

[retro-fluorescents]

i am ready for spring break. The brain is turning into soup. im ready to create and love and continue forward. Currently i am making a lino print of berries. And im trying to plan a large get to gather during the break. its more of a concept still but im really excited

@not-sure-what-im-feeling @thegaywhoreallylikesmusicals @thescreamsofsaturn @y0ur-valent1ne @the-one-who-listens

open tags too!! id love to know how you guys are doing

[y0ur-valent1ne]

very eepy! everything's a little harder than it needs to be right now. im excited for break, it'll be a good rest. Im planning to download some new games and get some software running! I wanna call some online friends and play games with them too! its gonna be super duper fun hehe! I have some other art related projects I need to get done too bc ive been putting them off too long.. really excited to be over with this week tho yayyy

taglist under the cut + open tags!

@thescreamsofsaturn @r1pbunny @the-impeccable-rin @emeruniii @el1as1sd3ad @manageritsu @yumemirui @coffee--spill @seriouslythisisagoodname @written-by-music @not-sure-what-im-feeling @b3st3st-k1tty @patroclus-the-lost-soul @petrichor-0990 @thebloodiest-jesteralive @eternalilies @cr1msonjester @swirled-with-ink @loversbruises @lycorislacerations @lovergirljustwantslove @lovesickinrose @momoka-angelz @takopichan00 @its-jaime-bitch @bloodybigirl @m3dicated-bun

[lovesickinrose]

Life is hard and scary 💖

@coffee--spill @happymeansdoingwhatishould @lovergirljustwantslove

[coffee--spill]

Got woken up by a missile alert and had to do trig functions while listening to booms outside my house and then had french class after.

... But on the bright side @acicadahumsitstune just woke up so I'm doing great !!

How are you guys? (Sorry for retags)

@loftedlow @riri-shark-in-perpetual-motion @nelly-rebellyyyyy

@scardeyycatt @shutteredspeed @ashyd-shy @vivaciousmessypixie @lemon-vine @ghost-boybites @whispersinthetide @definitely-not-ao3-offical @midnight-blue-wolf-offical @liliesareblooming @marshmallow-dust @apocalyptic-endings @fancysheepnacho @this-machine-runs-on-coffee @burning-britain-official @divineasteria @evil-era @a-french-coconut @tabetha72

@matchaandsoftserve @paigebstorey @acicadahumsitstune @ourscarygirl @7-eleven-offical @the-one-and-only-p1per @do-not-u-dare @illrabidraccoon @alysaaaarsssss @deathcastlvr2 @wammipammi @toomuchtodooml @aliveskeleton @anda-fry-masala @y0ur-valent1ne @darlingdazai @luzzxsgabi @illrabidraccoom @grisha-offical @j41m3-4nd-4r3s @opposum-offical @lovesickinrose @evilpineapple-offical

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

i hope your okay, and im doing fine uhh not much happened today

@evilpineapple-offical @crested-gecko-offical

+open tags

[crested-gecko-offical]

im doing alright, just in a rough patch, i'll live :3

OPEN TAGS AND @duck-from-heaven-official

[crested-gecko-offical]

me, biting the hand that feeds me

@duck-from-heaven-official @definitely-not-ao3-offical

[duck-from-heaven-offical]

biting isn’t nice deary

How about you have some crickets instead?

[crested-gecko-offical]

yes please :3

[crested-gecko-offical]

me, biting the hand that feeds me

@duck-from-heaven-official @definitely-not-ao3-offical

[villain-offical]

[crested-gecko-offical]

[snail-offical]

I’ve decided I’m gonna start drawing other officals as snails and sending it to them in asks

just randomly when I’m bored

[seagulloffical]

Hello Officialverse.

I am here to join you all in all your official duties. And maybe steal your french fries.

[strawberry-offical]

i notice you didn’t tag anyone. don’t worry me neither. but i will help you gain traction fellow offical

[nikkanium-235]

wife test

[https://www.idrlabs.com/wife-rating-scale/test.php]

ATTENTION EVERYONE OF ALL GENDERS. take this 1920s-era wife test and find out how wife you are! (this is a joke. oh my god i am so sorry abt this lmao)

i apparently am a failure as a wife im sorry @blizzardtheartisticfox

also tag your mutuals >:3

no pressure tags: @blizzardtheartisticfox @funlight2025 @spacekid-lox @vixivaris @goatgoddesss @stupidsandwitch3 @eggnoglin @kitzhere @fnaffanaticstar @shirestrawberry144 +whoever else wants to

[princeofthedark]

This is the tag game we're doing because it's funny /silly @halogen-insertlastparthere + open tags

[halogen-awawawa]

dw twin we’re both terrible wives /hj

men hate to see me coming

@ajolteonnamedsparky @mossymenaces @sharxxybaitxdd @getjingledyouabsolutesquare @justagaydragon @theberd1225 @the-bone-eating-vulture +open tags

[ajolteonnamedsparky]

I did slightly better, I. Think lol???

@cgsdraws @holymuttz + open tags

[cgsdraws]

I can’t tell if this is good or not-

@golden-patchwork @maxcryptid @thefracturedfalsehoods @yourlocalavian @the-bone-eating-vulture @mossymenaces @most-normal-and-awsome-personn @fluffycreampuff56 @dioritenumber1943 @a-gae-af-racoon @wretched-corvid @cosmeldriem @microplasticscourge @hollowsvoid @human-lab-rat @achilles-the-bard @thegraveyard-ghostkid

[thebloodiest-jesteralive-deacti]

SOBBING

(Open tags sigh idk who to tag love you all)

[grapeflavoredraisins]

<3

[theultimatenerd0fficial]

🥲

Well I'm alot more wife than anyone else here

Open tags, /nf

@all-i-ever-did-was-ask-questions @decomposing-and-deceased @ohyoupatheiclittlefucker

[ultimate-nerds-ultimate-bitch-d]

Im tryin my best ok :((

@theyhitthe2ndtower @kaihasmoreswagthanyou3 @sleepingwhenimawake @sassy-princess420 @weezerphile + open

[sassy-princess420]

I am the worst wife in history

@vita-min-buniii @melancholic-whimsy @starvingdogsalwaysbite @sour-echinacea @boyswillbebugsr1ght @starburned-sharkdog @xxb1opsychos0cialxx @corpzetothecore @empress-azrae1

-open tags

[boyswillbebugsr1ght]

well ok then 😭

but i cook my bf food all the time <///3

@blarn-ified @fuzzywaffledrag0n @empress-azrae1 /np + open tags ig

[blarn-ified-deactivated20260601]

alright cool

@jacksepticeye-simp @whynoriffic @bat--hugs + open tags (no pressure)

[bat--hugs]

uhhhh soooo

tags + open tags

@furious0bucket @lunathetunaaa @bootheking @aretz-lvrr @yourlocalavian @iicor @eostrogenpillen @hellohellohellohellohello3579 @doingautismsohardfortangi @phoenixrainsfire413 @idl3dr3ams @captored2012 @mooblesandsoups @aussiebeth @artsoftheace @feralheartrobot @vickysnowpawz @aangel-biites @octobirdie @littleshadowlucy @dawn-but-different @sg-se @toadfree @foxfire16 @merthaevelynk @opal-and-pumpkin @iburntthenoodles @beanzdabean @goodtimeswithshane @mysticdragon29 @astrawnova @blue-jay27 @starrycreator @creatureunderyoursink @wiltingtu1ips

[toadfree]

noooo I'm a failure

open tags ofc :3

[serendipitys-dragon]

@cjthewriter @yourlocalavian pspspspspsps come get your average wife 😭😭😭

+Open tags

[yourlocalavian]

Ladies, ladies 😏✨️

Guess I'd be a pretty good wife 💅✨️

@lunathetunaaa @serendipitys-dragon @wynnbellamy @ghostie-blu @jellyfishizhere @no1likemickey @demigoddessofthetrees @birddoesstuff @p3skybirdd @wynnbellamy @sharinosaur @iicor @aussiebeth @mars2moons @moon-storm @lemoneblossom @autopilotangel @autophobiastar @chronophobiaclown @kaeruutv @thelongferret @the-bug-carnival @a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical @callofwinter @opal-and-pumpkin @con-the-kobold @callofwinter @wiltingtu1ips @kitab00m101 @pinkparrotwrites @silvertheindignantfox @hellohellohellohellohello3579 @altu-caeruleummar @phoenixrainsfire413 +open tags

(I needa update my tags list 😭)

[a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical]

YAAAAAAYYY

@historicallyroomates @everlong-777 @gaster-wd @sleeplessangel777 @pyra-lightningbolt @thegayriley @mqlintent-main @cuttlefishnoodle @ladymacbethisasmash @flavouredpotayto @sad-traffic-cone @sw0ape4ter @seriouslythisisagoodname

[no-one-offical]

Hm this is interesting. I'm not a wife but let's see...

THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN AVERAGE WIFE??

[evilpineapple-offical]

IT’S OK NO ONE YOU CAN BE MY AVERAGE WIFE

[no-one-offical]

How many wives do you have that makes me average :(

[evilpineapple-offical]

Well I have no other wives. So therefore you would be the average wife I have. Technically.

[no-one-offical]

Sigh, alright then

[evilpineapple-offical]

It also makes you the best wife technically :3

You’re my favourite wife <3

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

ah. .

hmmm

@crested-gecko-offical +open tags cause idk who to tag

[crested-gecko-offical]

what if im not a wife?

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

uhhhh wife (gendernuetral)?

[crested-gecko-offical]

sure :D

[nikkanium-235]

wife test

[https://www.idrlabs.com/wife-rating-scale/test.php]

ATTENTION EVERYONE OF ALL GENDERS. take this 1920s-era wife test and find out how wife you are! (this is a joke. oh my god i am so sorry abt this lmao)

i apparently am a failure as a wife im sorry @blizzardtheartisticfox

also tag your mutuals >:3

no pressure tags: @blizzardtheartisticfox @funlight2025 @spacekid-lox @vixivaris @goatgoddesss @stupidsandwitch3 @eggnoglin @kitzhere @fnaffanaticstar @shirestrawberry144 +whoever else wants to

[princeofthedark]

This is the tag game we're doing because it's funny /silly @halogen-insertlastparthere + open tags

[halogen-awawawa]

dw twin we’re both terrible wives /hj

men hate to see me coming

@ajolteonnamedsparky @mossymenaces @sharxxybaitxdd @getjingledyouabsolutesquare @justagaydragon @theberd1225 @the-bone-eating-vulture +open tags

[ajolteonnamedsparky]

I did slightly better, I. Think lol???

@cgsdraws @holymuttz + open tags

[cgsdraws]

I can’t tell if this is good or not-

@golden-patchwork @maxcryptid @thefracturedfalsehoods @yourlocalavian @the-bone-eating-vulture @mossymenaces @most-normal-and-awsome-personn @fluffycreampuff56 @dioritenumber1943 @a-gae-af-racoon @wretched-corvid @cosmeldriem @microplasticscourge @hollowsvoid @human-lab-rat @achilles-the-bard @thegraveyard-ghostkid

[thebloodiest-jesteralive-deacti]

SOBBING

(Open tags sigh idk who to tag love you all)

[grapeflavoredraisins]

<3

[theultimatenerd0fficial]

🥲

Well I'm alot more wife than anyone else here

Open tags, /nf

@all-i-ever-did-was-ask-questions @decomposing-and-deceased @ohyoupatheiclittlefucker

[ultimate-nerds-ultimate-bitch-d]

Im tryin my best ok :((

@theyhitthe2ndtower @kaihasmoreswagthanyou3 @sleepingwhenimawake @sassy-princess420 @weezerphile + open

[sassy-princess420]

I am the worst wife in history

@vita-min-buniii @melancholic-whimsy @starvingdogsalwaysbite @sour-echinacea @boyswillbebugsr1ght @starburned-sharkdog @xxb1opsychos0cialxx @corpzetothecore @empress-azrae1

-open tags

[boyswillbebugsr1ght]

well ok then 😭

but i cook my bf food all the time <///3

@blarn-ified @fuzzywaffledrag0n @empress-azrae1 /np + open tags ig

[blarn-ified-deactivated20260601]

alright cool

@jacksepticeye-simp @whynoriffic @bat--hugs + open tags (no pressure)

[bat--hugs]

uhhhh soooo

tags + open tags

@furious0bucket @lunathetunaaa @bootheking @aretz-lvrr @yourlocalavian @iicor @eostrogenpillen @hellohellohellohellohello3579 @doingautismsohardfortangi @phoenixrainsfire413 @idl3dr3ams @captored2012 @mooblesandsoups @aussiebeth @artsoftheace @feralheartrobot @vickysnowpawz @aangel-biites @octobirdie @littleshadowlucy @dawn-but-different @sg-se @toadfree @foxfire16 @merthaevelynk @opal-and-pumpkin @iburntthenoodles @beanzdabean @goodtimeswithshane @mysticdragon29 @astrawnova @blue-jay27 @starrycreator @creatureunderyoursink @wiltingtu1ips

[toadfree]

noooo I'm a failure

open tags ofc :3

[serendipitys-dragon]

@cjthewriter @yourlocalavian pspspspspsps come get your average wife 😭😭😭

+Open tags

[yourlocalavian]

Ladies, ladies 😏✨️

Guess I'd be a pretty good wife 💅✨️

@lunathetunaaa @serendipitys-dragon @wynnbellamy @ghostie-blu @jellyfishizhere @no1likemickey @demigoddessofthetrees @birddoesstuff @p3skybirdd @wynnbellamy @sharinosaur @iicor @aussiebeth @mars2moons @moon-storm @lemoneblossom @autopilotangel @autophobiastar @chronophobiaclown @kaeruutv @thelongferret @the-bug-carnival @a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical @callofwinter @opal-and-pumpkin @con-the-kobold @callofwinter @wiltingtu1ips @kitab00m101 @pinkparrotwrites @silvertheindignantfox @hellohellohellohellohello3579 @altu-caeruleummar @phoenixrainsfire413 +open tags

(I needa update my tags list 😭)

[a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical]

YAAAAAAYYY

@historicallyroomates @everlong-777 @gaster-wd @sleeplessangel777 @pyra-lightningbolt @thegayriley @mqlintent-main @cuttlefishnoodle @ladymacbethisasmash @flavouredpotayto @sad-traffic-cone @sw0ape4ter @seriouslythisisagoodname

[no-one-offical]

Hm this is interesting. I'm not a wife but let's see...

THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN AVERAGE WIFE??

[evilpineapple-offical]

IT’S OK NO ONE YOU CAN BE MY AVERAGE WIFE

[no-one-offical]

How many wives do you have that makes me average :(

[evilpineapple-offical]

Well I have no other wives. So therefore you would be the average wife I have. Technically.

[no-one-offical]

Sigh, alright then

[evilpineapple-offical]

It also makes you the best wife technically :3

You’re my favourite wife <3

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

ah. .

hmmm

@crested-gecko-offical +open tags cause idk who to tag

[crested-gecko-offical]

what if im not a wife?

[beetroot-offical]

Okay reblog this with something kinda stupid you believed as a child and tag 10 people

I thought peas were man-made and produced in a factory. To me they were too perfectly rounded and smooth to be grown on a plant. I was like. 8? when I learned the truth

@pansexual-king-official @true-neutral-kobold @costco-offical @chickfila-official @filbus-offical @house-offical @raventhecrispy-offical @god-the-offical @strawberry-offical @rice-officall and anyone else who wants to

[evilpineapple-offical]

I used to believe dinosaurs and pirates weren’t real. Idk what I was on about

@no-one-offical @british-kiwi-lad-offical @journalism-offical @definitely-not-ao3-offical @evilest-lemonade-offical @evil-lemon-shark-offical @evil-journalism-offical @evil-no-one-offical @burning-britain-official +open tags

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

uhhh honestly idk

@the-grim-reaper-offical

@crested-gecko-offical honestly idk who to tag so +open tags

[crested-gecko-offical]

i'll tw this for a slur :,3

so, when i was like, 6 years old, my bike had a flat tire, and i had recently heard the slur dyke. i thought it was slang for "deflated bike"..

years later, i understood why people were so astonished when i said "i have a dyke"

ironically enough, i turned out to be a girls girl :3

@duck-from-heaven-official @sapphic-offical @lesbian-offical @definitely-not-ao3-offical