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professionally perverted
Masterbuate
•—bno — [18+ blog] MDNI
i only update when im horny 🫡
the bf of the freakiest girl u know
shiggy falls in love w a camgirl!reader right? biggest fan, paying for msgs and video chats, begging to meet up with you
ps he’s a raging virgin
findom reader mhmmmmsighhhh
bakugo struggling to stay focused while he holds his phone in one hand, the other in your hair, practically petting you. that look in your eyes, the way you're looking up at him from the floor, between his legs...he can practically see hearts in your eyes and it's making him throb.
"hey, dude, are you listening?"
fuck. he almost forgot that kirishima is on the other line, completely unaware of everything he was said beforehand. "no, say it again, and clearer this time," he huffs, voice low and clearly peeved he couldn't give you his full attention.
who wouldn't be when their girlfriend is looking up at them with lidded eyes, drooling on their thigh while fucking herseld on a thick, ribbed dildo while cooing their name over and over again, promising she could wait until he got the rest of the incident information from kiri.
and yet, he was still struggling to listen, trying to remember the words he's saying before he tugs you a little bit harder than he means too, causing you to let out a cute little noise and fall forward right into his crotch, face pressed against his hard on.
and then you just have to be a dirty fucking slut and take a deep breath before moaning his name, licking a stripe right over his cock through his jeans.
"what the fuck, baby."
he doesn't give kiri a chance to question him, immediately hanging up before grabbing your head with both hands and grinding against your face. "you're so fucking nasty, you know that? dirty little slut getting off on huffing my dick through my jeans," he groans through gritted teeth, practically humping his dick against your lips. "'m gonna cum in my jeans like a loser, but you're gonna clean it up for me while you keep bouncing on that toy. then i'm gonna call kiri back and you're gonna be good and moan nice and loud so he knows why i'm distracted, got it?"
67th reblog haha
i like enemies to lovers because angry and horny are my two default settings
i was bored so mha grindr (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
IM SO DONE LMFAOOOO
of creator!denki kaminari keeps getting noise complaints 18+ MDNI!!! inspo
another eviction notice.
this is getting ridiculous.
and no, denki is never going to take accountability for it, or admit he's his fault. he just keeps finding shitty neighbors that can't mind their damn business, is all! he doesn't have that kind of money yet, but when he does, he’s so getting himself a penthouse. no one will have shit to say to him then.
he’s just listening to his fans, really! all those thirsty men and women alike that are subscribed to his onlyfans, they love it when he gets noisy in his videos, it’s literally his brand.
because, c’mon, who doesn’t like a pretty boy that becomes a whimpering, messy thing when he plays with his dick on camera? flushed cock nestled in a cute little clear toy, for everybody to gaze in awe at when he fills it up with his cum and starts crying, because it feels so good?
seriously, being denki kaminari’s neighbor is a blessing, not a nuisance. however, he has to deal with the fact that this is the fourth apartment he moves into since starting his little amateur career. at this rate, he’s going to make a tour of the whole damn city— that is, if realtors haven’t already started to warn each other about him. that would’ve been bad.
last week he informed his regular audience that he was going into some sort of hiatus for finals week, which is true, but he also wanted to wait a bit before filming a movie in his new place. this time, he has another factor playing into his fear to be evicted— you.
pretty— no, smoking hot you, who, of course, happen to be his downstairs neighbor. because denki kaminari has the worst fucking luck in the world.
so he gets creative. he still supplies content, but it’s shorter videos, and he’s not even at home in most of them. in his mind, getting arrested for public indecency because he jacked off inside a bathroom stall in his uni library isn’t nearly as bad as getting evicted.
but in none of them he ever gets off properly, doesn’t give his body the chance to react the way it craves to. he’s bound to break.
and boy, does he break.
the night he finally films, it’s impossible for him to hold back. phone perched on the tripod, recording every single moment of denki coming undone with no restraints, cumming inside his toy over and over again until he almost passes out.
he only had enough energy to stop the video on his phone, then crashed immediately after, not even bothering to turn off his ring light or change his sheets.
the next few days are lived in a constant state of paranoia, fearing the sight of a paper slip on his front door or his mailbox, ducking behind corners whenever one of his neighbors would pass by. his peace was short-lived, though.
“hey, kaminari, right?”
denki freezes as he skims through his daily mail, idling in the lobby instead of taking everything up to his apartment like he should’ve done. fucking idiot, he mentally scolds himself.
because you’re standing right behind him, expecting eyes trained on yours when he turns around to face you. “y-yeah…uh, yeah. that’s me,” he croaks out pathetically, panic simmering low in his belly.
“then i was right, i did hear you the other night,” you state flatly, and with the unreadable face you’re sporting, you’re not helping denki’s incoming mental breakdown. but then, you speak up again.
“it sounded like you were having fun,” you shrug. “good for you. i might’ve listened in a bit but, hey, you were making it kinda hard not to.”
he just stares at you, absolutely dumbfounded, jaw unhinged while his brain blanks. “y-you…you’re not mad?” he forces the words out of his mouth, realizing he had to say something.
“huh? why would i be mad?” you tilt your head to the side. “i’m a downstairs neighbor, i know the risks. plus, you’re not exactly an inconvenience.”
denki must be dreaming, he must be, because there’s no fucking way you’re…flirting with him?
yet, it’s so clear— the way you keep checking him out, like you’re already picturing every way you can slut him out in order to make him recreate those very same sounds you, yes, did touch yourself to the other night.
so, of course, he can’t let this opportunity slip.
“so…how do you feel about cameras?”
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“oh…oh shit…fuck, b-baby please! p-please, just like that…”
denki is positively losing his mind. you’re on your knees, arms pushing your pretty tits together as your head bobs to and fro, to and fro, making drool bubbles around the base of his cock. your eyes never leave his face, glinting with something evil, chest puffing with pride every time you can make him sound even more miserable.
you take allll of him in your mouth, until his balls are pressed against your chin, nose shoved into his pelvis. you’re also very much aware of the phone pointed towards the two of you, but you don’t mind. if anything, it’s enough incentive to put on a little show.
when you pull back, it’s with a loud pwah!, a mix of spit and pre coating the lower half of your face, strings of saliva still connecting your lolling tongue to the red tip of denki’s cock as you wrap your hand around it. you keep your mouth open, smearing the mess all over your lips until they’re glossy and shiny, slapping the head on your cheek, your tongue, your tits.
“ngh— b-baby, stop - hah - stop teasing,” he whines helplessly, wishing to reach out and touch you, but he obediently keeps his hands behind his back, still tied up with your thong (a little keepsake for him for later).
“mhh?” you big your eyes at him, faux innocence etched over your features. “are you close, denks? you wanna cum?”
“yes!” he pants out, chest heaving. “p-please, i’ll be good! i-i’ll be so fucking good, baby, please.”
god, your pussy is so wet.
“i’ll make you cum,” you say slowly. “then i want to sit on your cute little face, how does that sound? keeping your mouth busy so you don’t risk getting kicked out of here too?”
and you don’t give him the chance to, stuffing your throat with his cock again and making him keen, hips bucking forward involuntarily until he hears your faint gagging. that’s his breaking point. he completely loses control, balls tightening as he fills your mouth with a hefty load of cum, which you swallow down like a champ, and make sure to milk him through it until he’s a weak, twitchy little thing.
when you finally pull away, he’s still trying to come back to earth. he’s so, so cute. blonde hair sticking to his forehead, whole face flushed and damp, lips still plump and kiss-bitten from your little makeout session before he started filming.
“hey, still with me, denks?” you check in, placing your hands on his thigs and rubbing soothing circles on his skin with your thumbs. his nod is barely a twitch of the head, and you can’t see it, but he’s trying his best to give you a thumbs up behind his back.
“godd,” you smile. “gonna give you a few more minutes to come back to me, ‘kay? but—” you turn to his phone, “—i want you to turn that off when you fuck me later.”
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my upstairs neighbor just watches reels on full volume at 1am 😐
older boyfriend! aizawa who swore off kids decades ago, devoting the meager ounce of adoration he had for them towards his students only. he never believed he’d begin to regret his decision—until he met you.
giving his bright eyed girlfriend the deepest strokes his cock can physically stuff into her greedy little cunt, veiny shaft pulsating each time a sinful mewl squeaked from her chest, suddenly the idea of knocking someone up didn’t feel too far off from his ten year plan.
using his retirement much differently than he believed he’d be living it, he’d keep you stuffed and full of cock, makin’ the cutest chubby-cheeked babies possible who’d look just like him with mouths only comparable to yours.
aizawa definitely isn’t oblivious though, knowing he’d struggle juggling the bratty attitudes you’d pass down to your growing family, and he’d most likely end up being the odd man out in a household full of spoiled little brats, but oh does his cock yearn for it; balls tightening when you’d clench around him, pulling him closer and closer to your cervix like you were reading his mind.
this is so good guys i have no funny quips for this one
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tall!denki being obsessed with your height difference.he loves how small and soft you look against him.how he could use your head to rest his arm whenever he wanted (even though 9 times out of ten you’d snap it off).
he especially loves how pretty you look when you’re looking up at him.head tilted uncomfortably to listen to whatever he’s spewing about.
or when you grab his jaw to pull him down to your level when you two are arguing.drives him crazy how you’re so small compared to him but dont bat an eye when it comes to bossing him around.
when you wear low cut tops he’s done for.he has a good bird eye shot of your cleavage which has him too distracted to pay attention to whatever you’re saying.
not everything is sunshine and rainbows though.he’s sure he has developed some sort of back problem from having to crouch down so often to kiss you.and long makeout sessions are hell if you guys are not laid in bed.
but you swear that when he gets his back bent at a 90 degree angle he’ll know what true pain is.
“cmon arch a bit more,its at a weird angle”
“i am arching as much as i can oh my god denki” you can feel your bones pop as soon as he uses his palm to push your navel further down “cant we try another position?”
“nouhhh” he whines,grabbing a fistful of your ass.you cringe a little,but the ick slowly fizzles away when his tip starts probing at your entrance. “ your ass looks so fat like this”
“my ass always looks fat” you mumble and make sure to squeeze your walls around him once for confirmation to just put it in alreadyyyughh.
“true but especially like this” you roll your eyes,more out of desperation than anything.you rock back on him once,inch by inch your pussy feels fuller.
“yknow if you were a little taller this would’ve been easier” you snap your head to look at him,brows pinched in confusion more than anything.you’re literally breaking your back for this and hes trying to say that this is somehow your fault?
“im sorry are you serious right now?” he stares at you blankly and for a minute you wonder if any thoughts are forming (or have ever been formed at this point) behind those eyes “this is when you’re gonna decide to make fun of my height?”
he presses his lips together and looks down for a bit.hes embarrassed,but also he wants to look at your ass too “i mean im just saying” he mutters between his teeth.
yeah enough out of him.you grumble and pull out.hes so painfully hard you can hear his obnoxious length snap against his stomach and that somehow pisses you off even more.
“yeah ok we’re never doing doggy again.”
i love short kings like 6’0”
in what world would bkg even host a party omfg get out my fucking face
sorry guys i was a little mad ,im the most self indulgent writer ever.literally write whatever you want nobody gaf ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
in what world would bkg even host a party omfg get out my fucking face
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all my sex scenes are short cuz reader is infact just me and i sure as hell aint sucking dick longer than 15 minutes 😭😭✌️✌️✌️
—Devil’s Advocate Dabi
➠tags; 18+ mdni,perverted!reader, depraved!reader, working together, very freak freak freaky, reader is very pathetic, celibate reader, dabi is an asshole(duh),shoe humping, degrading,begging,sub!reader,humiliation,afab!reader,touya todoroki x reader, dabi x reader,older!touya, one mention of daddy(sorry🙁),plot?what plot? porn w/o plot,not really proofread
➠synopsis; months without sex can make a girl a little crazy.enough for you to beg on your hands and knees for just a taste of touya.
➠a/n; this isnt that good but ive felt so unmotivated to write and just wanted to warm up my fingers,no pun intended.criticism and tips are welcomed as always!!
➠w/c;1.3k
exhale.smoke curls in the air,darkness swallowing it whole and leaving no time to escape.a small shard of light emitted from the cracked open window,cutting the abyss that was dabi s room.
he pressed the cigarette between his lips again,eyes squinting on the highlighted dust.he let out a small hum.