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which one of you shitposters sent the old spice ask

EXPERIMENT glowing 1000 KNIFE vs AN APPRENTICE, CHRYSANTHEMUM, CLEM'S HAIR, the SUBSPACE

you spent so long wondering if you could that you forgot to question whether or not you should

Next level: >Go to radio room >check out itunes library > literally only one song >Linkin park - In The End >almost 30,000 plays

i cant believe this

#im... i #you guys are memes #who is sending these i swear......#Anonymous

Nah man what if it's the What's New Pussycat incident instead

> HQ breathes a sigh of relief when It’s Not Unusual starts playing

> What’s New Pussycat starts blaring immediately afterwards

> HQ loses its shit

#and this is how hunters and fallen are made #ok who are you #what memelord is sending these to the inbox #Anonymous

Imagine w/ Tolo being missing that the radio room keeps their spirit alive by playing non-stop We Are Number One, All-Star by Smashmouth, mixed in with someone reading the entire Bee Movie script

sheds a single tear

#we miss u tolo </333 #we'll play memes in ur honor #Anonymous

Make Death Sportacus and Stingy and Stefanie Fran and Inkie, perfect,

i’m cackling

i’d draw this if i had time and energy.... pls remind me in 10 years

#amazing.....#Anonymous

au where everything is the same, except Clement gives canadian tire money at the end of the hunter boot camp event

make it r A I N

-galloping abs

Death's Apprentices but everytime Clem whines about not being picked for Next Death it just gets faster

we can’t hear individual voices anymore. everything is said at the (non)precise speed of light. memes are drawled out in the airy pitch of a sped-up audio track. faces blurrily whiz by you, faster and faster with each passing minute.

you think you can make out a “join hte hunters”. a single whisper of “sweet vitriol” stands out amidst the cackling and the chatter -- if you strain your ears and slow your mind, you can hear the muffled sound of a single crugniy.

“It should have been me,” says Clem, somewhere in the distance. the music gets faster, the lights circle around you in streaks. sweetvitriolcrugniysmaejoinhtehutnersbootcampdeathconspiracies, you hear. distinction has reached extinction.

the song of the ascended plays. it will all be over soon.

#(muffled voice) well i guess that explains why we're ending after next event #Anonymous

We Are Number One but Clem is Robbie teaching Esther Jacus and Lang how to be Villains #1

“Are you a real Hunter?”

“Well, uh, technically... nah”

“Have you ever killed an Apprentice, like a -- like one that’s really loyal to Death?”

“Nah.”

Have you ever been to boot camp?”

“Nah... nah.”

“Alright, I can see that I will have to teach you... how to be Hunters.”

#i came on tumblr to have a good time and i feel so meme'd on rn #which one of you sent this is2g #i'm laughing #Anonymous