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clary: please nooo, i love you

jace: im sorry i have to

clary: please, im begging you, after all we have been through?

jace: im sorry honey

jace: *places a +4 card*

jace: uno

#jace herondale #clary fairchild #shadowhunters #tsc #tmi #incorrect posts

jace: hey, if you ever get married, can i have an important role in your wedding?

clary: i dont even know-

jace: like the groom

#jace herondale #clary fairchild #shadowhunters #tsc #tmi #incorrect posts

computer: make a password

jace: clary

computer: it's too short, make it longer

jace: *starts laughing*

jace: yeah, i know

#jace herondale #clary fairchild #shadowhunters #tsc #tmi #incorrect posts

jace: and you look so good today!

clary, from the other room: stop talking to the mirror, jace!

#jace herondale #clary fairchild #shadowhunters #tsc #tmi #incorrect posts

jace: i do what i want!

izzy: im calling clary

jace: no wait-

#jace herondale #izzy lightwood #clary fairchild #shadowhunters #tsc #tmi #incorrect posts

julian: i'm gonna go do some art now

emma: i'm art

emma: do me (¬‿¬)

#emma carstairs #julian blackthorn #shadowhunters #blackstairs #tsc #tda #twp #the dark artifices #the wicked powers

kidnapper: we have your girlfriend

julian: oh, i don't think so

julian: you don't have her, she has you

julian: good luck

#julian blackthorn #emma carstairs #blackstairs #tsc #tda #twp #shadowhunters #the dark artifices #the wicked powers

julian: let's slow dance

emma: okay

emma, doing the macarena at 1/2 speed: (～￣▽￣)～

#emma carstairs #julian blackthorn #blackstairs #shadowhunters #tsc #tda #twp #the dark artifices #the wicked powers

someone: what are you, big spoon or little spoon?

emma: i'm a knife!

julian, whispering: belive her, she's a knife

#julian blackthorn #emma carstairs #blackstairs #shadowhunters #tsc #tda #twp #the dark artifices #the wicked powers

emma: hey, jules, can you help me with this zipper?

julian: oh, yeah, sure!

emma:

emma: I meant zipp it up, but hey, it's okay (¬‿¬)

julian: (¬‿¬)

#emma carstairs #julian blackthorn #blackstairs #tsc #tda #twp #shadowhunters #the dark artifices #the wicked powers

computer: make a password

julian: emma

computer: too weak

computer: make it stronger

julian: wtf - what did you just said?!

#emma carstairs #julian blackthorn #shadowhunters #tsc #tda #twp #the dark artifices #the wicked powers #blackstairs

aline: let’s play 21 questions

aline: you start

helen: uhh, what’s your favorite color?

aline: triangle

aline: are you into women?

#aline penhallow #helen blackthorn #shadowhunters #heline #tsc #tda #twp #the dark artifices #the wicked powers

helen: i have decided that i am, in fact, a snack, and people are just not hungry

aline: but im hungry😏

helen: （⊙ｏ⊙）

#helen blackthorn #aline penhallow #heline #shadowhunters #tsc #tda #twp #the dark artifices #the wicked powers

aline: i need you.

helen: for?

aline: ever.

helen, voice cracking: aww🥺💖

#helen blackthorn #aline penhallow #shadowhunters #heline #tsc #tda #twp #the dark artifices #the wicked powers

cristina: you have to apologise to this person.

emma: fine

emma: unfuck you or whatever

cristina: that's not-

emma: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#emma carstairs #cristina rosales #tsc #tda #twp #the dark artifices #the wicked powers #shadowhunters

cristina: did you just refer to a knife as a "people-opener"?

emma: should i not have? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#emma carstairs #cristina rosales #tda #twp #tsc #the dark artifices #the wicked powers #shadowhunters

cristina: if you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same

emma: then kill two

#emma carstairs #cristina rosales #tsc #tda #twp #shadowhunters #the dark artifices #the wicked powers

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