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Someone made the mistake of asking Myka if she had a gun in her pocket or if she was just happy to see him.

#it was pete #bering and wells #and go away pete #endless wonder wives #solving puzzles saving our marriage #bwoodles #dickens draws #leave them alone pete #they’re trying to go on a date #packing and not afraid to use it

The Fresh Prince of Storybrooke house is officially ours. 🥹

Co-parent is spiraling about these wall children because we found out this mural is 60 years old and some of them are our new elderly neighbors.

#new house who dis #still have to sell the current one but it means we can move very slowly #since school is about to start 😩

God I miss bantering with J. We had some conversations about race that really could have benefited from a bottle of wine.

HBDJ.

#jaime murray #hbd #nothing will ever be like old twitter ever #and I’ll mourn Julie and Jaime to my very end

I couldn’t write a short chapter story to save my life.

#dickens writes #endless wonder wives

Finally in escrow on our Regina Mills house. 🥹

#not the actual one because I don’t live in Canada #but I saw someone comment on the house we are buying that it looks like Regina Mills’ house #except blue #hoping for a smooth escrow #but so far it has felt like we are contestants on Survivor #runnng through a checklist of tasks at rapid speed to please the Lender gods #ALL HAIL CLOSING #8/3

Many more good fortune offerings have been made to the Labubu. 🤞🏿 But we think they need a friend to help carry this load. Maybe a Monchichi or Kewpie.

lonely-night

helena g. wells; iconic sad bambi eyes

#she’s so good at the sad eyes #it’s one thing as hg wells #it’s on an entirely new level as stahma

Manifesting somebody buying my house because I’m tired of keeping it “Better Homes & Gardens” clean.

#one realtor that brought a family through describe it as ROUGH #what do you mean ma’am #it’s ONE HUNDRED YEARS OLD #go find a new build home to move into #I need clutter and time to focus on school and art and music and writing my little lady love stories

Me: Oh look. It’s an all genders restroom.

8yo: Wait. This is the janitor’s restroom?

#he was very concerned that we were taking over the janitor’s restroom

The house we are hoping to buy has so much in it. This is the third time we’ve walked through and the first time I noticed this mural. 😂🙋🏾‍♀️

I told Co-Parent we are keeping it.

#dickens tries to buy a house

Made my Pride offerings to Dispatch Labubu so that the other person interested in the house we want to buy moves on to greener colonials. 🤞🏿

#dickens manifests #dispatch labubu #we won’t be photo ready and listed until next Friday so it’s basically a waiting game

Well that side of the room is clean.

lol

B&W tax.

#first day of summer school and thanking the lord my second class of the day is mostly lecture #giving me time to purge and clean and move my entire room around #even if we don’t get the house OUR house will be pristine and purged to high he’ll

Trying to deep clean and declutter our 100 year old house just to take listing photos in time to buy a bigger 100 year old house before it disappears from the market that it’s been sitting on for a year while also wondering how long it will take for our house to sell, too.

#DEEP BREATH

Me: Just trying to survive the end of the semester with work, school, kids, and life.

Also me: *puts an offer on a house*

#nothing but pure chaos happening over here

If you’re curious why my writing is always so dramatic, I just checked “duck behind a taco truck after a drive-by” off my life experiences list last night.

#then walked home through the neighborhood I’m trying to buy a house in

Stares into the future of Impressions, willing this story to end in fewer than one hundred chapters.

#dickens writes #too damn much #one thing I will say though #I can’t do a timed chapter drop for anything #i just want to write them and post them #I may sit on one for a while but these babies are flying

Drew this in the first go-round.

#dickens draws #foolish child #autostraddle #old art

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