Debbers

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[endlessblackroses]

I wonder if a scream from my throat would make this wound lighter.

I wonder if a stab to my chest would make this life shorter.

I wonder if loving you less would make my mind happier.

[trans-seraphim]

i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.

[zotarozoestar]

❗Tip: You can add more RAM to your trans robot girl by simply ramming her on all fours. It doesn't actually add RAM, but it does get her processor speeding up, and that's close enough.

You agree you reblog

[caruccio]

I'm scared to love because I know I'll love you too much.

[littlewickedthings]

Srta Dolores

[infinitelyhisgirl]

∞

[debbersabnormal]

Office goth mode :)

[submissivefeminist]

if your cute date ideas don’t also include these I don’t want it

[infinitelyhisgirl]

like breathing ~

∞

[lilboreddev-blog]

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

[thatblackwatchdouche-blog-blog]

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

[iceslushii]

this has almost 11 million notes what is this

[yiffmaster]

I’ve never seen this post once in 10 years on this site

[llsilvertail]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

I’ve never even heard of this before tho??? Wtf??????????

[computationalcalculator]

oh my god, I didn’t think there were any surviving versions of this post left

For those who weren’t around in the Deep Lore times, this is one of the relics of the editable post era. This post has THE SINGLE HIGHEST NOTES of ANY post on this site, bar none, but with more than a dozen variations. Every single post you’ve ever seen with more than 3 million notes has been a different version of this one.

This is the “Dean’s Gym Shorts” post. This is the Flubber post. This is the original “Reblog if you support gay people” post. it was ALL of them. before half the site got nuked, it had even more notes than it has now - at one point, well over 15 million, and that was years ago.

This, with no exaggeration, is the ONE TRUE heritage post

[everythingfox]

I was so confused for a second

(via)

[thepineapplepanda]

I honestly thought-

[mosertone]

an amazing capture of flight trails Photo: Edu Aguilera

[debbersabnormal]

Today is definitely ones of those days where I want the world to disappear, I want a forceful hand to come pull me up by my throat and hold me down while a big hard cock replaces all the thoughts in my head.

[prokopetz]

I know codpieces on plate armour are meant to be intimidating, but all that goes through my head whenever I see one is I bet if you whacked this guy in the ding with a warhammer it would ring like a bell.

[prokopetz]

Like:

Would you not be incredibly tempted to hit it as hard as you can specifically to find out what sound it makes?

[thebestworstidea]

shortly after they got their own house, my parents were having a party, which included darts, because it was their house, and they could put holes in the door if they wanted to.

For some reason, my mother drew a penis on a piece of paper and pinned it to the center of the dart board. Suddenly the men couldn’t manage to hit the dart board. 

This is the same woman, who in college went up to one of her male friends said ‘hey, can I try something’ and when he said yes, hit him in the balls as hard as she could. As he gaped at her, she was like ‘huh, your voice didn’t go up.’

[debbersabnormal]

Maybe you should check the profile more often, or have somewhere else to ask you question :) Curious which traits of sub/little you have.

Maybe it's because I just woke up but I'm completely drawing a blank on any descriptive words haha XD Don't suppose you have a bit of a list of things and I can say if I do or don't :p

[debbersabnormal]

Realised I misread your answer, and you wanted to know if I got a notification when you answered. And no, just check every so often.

Ah well you learn something new every day :p

I imagine I won't be making any new kind of profile for answering questions since I'm pretty sure you're the only person who asks me them haha :) Plus my life right now is basically job in the morning, business in the afternoon, train in the evening and try and fit boyfriend/social life/content creation for Dib Dab Digital and Debbers Do in the gaps before I pass out :p

[joshuu-nutboi-higashikata-deact]

[neurospicybirb]

Fun fact! Water actually turns “blood red” when it is contaminated by sulfur creating sulfuric acid. And scientists have discovered that around the time of the plagues a volcano went off that disturbed Egypt’s environment. So the plagues are scientifically proven. The other parts of the plagues are explained by the sulfuric acid river making the animals leave the river and escaping into the human population.

[vampiregirl2345]

WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME THE PLAGUES WERE PROVEN

[kvothe-kingkiller]

if anyone wants a full list heres how they happened:

basically they all stem from a massive eruption of a volcano on the island of santorini off the coast of greece. the ash then floated over to egypt which kickstarted the plagues

1) blood: the ash carried the mineral cinnabar, which has the capability of turning water red

2) frogs: the ash also had many toxic and acidic substances so naturally, all the frogs are gonna flee the river

3) lice: given what was going on insects would have burrowed into dead animals/peoples skin and laid eggs, which then hatched

4) beasts: everything is getting poisoned from the ash and toxins, causing animals to freak the fuck out/die

5) pestilence: toxins again

6) boils: the ash would have caused storms that carried acid rain which when it fell, would irritate peoples skin causing boils

7) hail: the storm again

8) locusts: again with the insects and the amount of dead bodies and such which attract more insects. a lotta insects basically.

9) darkness: the ash covered the sky, blocking out the sun

10) slaying of the first born: given that children’s bodies were found in higher numbers than others, some archeologists think they may have been sacrificed to stop all the destruction, but they aren’t 100% sure about that. this is just me but I would say another possibility is that babies/kids are a lot more susceptible to toxins and shit, so while an adult may have been fine or gotten a bit sick, it might have been very dangerous/deadly for kids or babies

the volcano would also attest for the parting of the sea weirdly enough. the red sea was in fact the ‘reed’ sea, and was very shallow, probably waist deep or so. given the amount of shit dumped into the ocean from the volcano, this wouldve caused a tsunami to head towards egypt. the water would get sucked out from the reed sea right before the tsunami hit, letting people pass it easily, then the actual tsunami would hit, fuckin up anyone who tried to follow.

another theory is that the red water was caused by algae, which would cause the frogs and stuff to jump out as well. the algae also carried substances toxic to animals so if they ingested any they’d get sick and die, so more insects. in this theory there was a sand storm coincidentally that caused the rest

some sources: X X

[wigmund]

The volcano wasn’t ON Santorini - it WAS Santorini, then called Thera. It completely blew away the Minoan settlements on the island and was one of the largest eruptions in human history. 

The tsunamis from the Theran eruption devastated Crete, weakening the then-powerful Minoan civilization, leaving them open to being invaded by the Mycenaeans.

The volcanic winter it created devastated crops in China leading to the fall of the Xia Dynasty. 

The abrupt and catastrophic loss of the people of Thera may have also inspired the myths about Atlantis.

[orville-redenbacher-space-hero]

this is blowing my fucking mind