Decaffinated

I literally am here for no apparent reason

[decaffienealts]

this user will SUCK DICK for estrogen

[dragongirlsweetie]

i know the death note is supposed to be a cautionary tale but. just give it to me. it would make all of this so much easier

[dragongirlsweetie]

after a few months they would just run out of guys to make president. nobody would wanna do it they'd be like i don't want to get a heart attack no thank you

[petrofiedpuppy]

i know absolute power corrupts absolutely or whatever but i think we can trust tooie with this one its fineeee.

[dragongirlsweetie]

im literally green

[pestilence-e]

[deltaruneyuri099]

look at them go

[deadeyedfae]

Self Forgiveness

[gorryb]

She's home. She's happy.

[rabbitkinglune777]

mrrrp meow

[rabbitkinglune777]

many boys do this! it's important for black boys to meow and be cute

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

the evolution here is also a solid contender for meme of the year 2019

[appeypie]

That's right, go outside. It's beautiful.

[merrilune]

marshmallow fluff bunny 🐇🤍 comm for junebunny on bsky

[amalsoappickle]

Friend inside me is real and on suicide watch

[mopdog8]

[pjackk]

Seeing my friend Face Fuck Frank today

[pjackk]

Guys i am lost in bambu forest

[pjackk]

Low key i am trying to escape

[fatrainbowcat]

Quick PSA cause I keep seeing it in fics and it trips my brain every time: Prosthetic is an adjective. The noun for what Jack Abbot has attached to his leg instead of his foot is a prosthesis.

Saying ‘he removed his prosthetic and laid down’ is the same as saying ‘he removed his red and laid down’. See how it’s missing a word? You either say prosthetic leg or you say prosthesis on its own 👍🏻

[foodaddict83]

IG : @bestburgersonig

[javascript-official]

We need to conquer space travel for the only reason that zero-g would allow for new never before seen pastries, you know how the top of the muffin is the best part? Well that is because it is exposed to air so it changes the chemistry, in normal earth gravity it is impossible to make a muffin that is all top part because it needs to be placed somewhere which would restrict air flow, however in zero g it would be possible to make a bubble out of muffin dough which gets optimal airflow and becomes an all-top part muffin... This is the dream...

[the-bi-bilingual]

@derinthescarletpescatarian

[fates-wings]

Have a Monday Mourning for pride!