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swag so swag like a cool epic that is so nice and good and cool and swag 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

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using my amazing digital shotgun to blow my amazing digital brains out

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I am at the end of my fucking amazing digital rope man...

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Fucking a dodecahedron call that friends with benefits

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B.becouse- it's a platonic solid.,. Heh

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Fucking a dodecahedron call that friends with benefits

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Wales is a country but also ☝️animal, 🐋 <- (he is de whale), this is one of the biggest mysteries of the world and no one knows why...

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Just learned about turkey, shit man., fuck I think I am going to be sick.,,. what the fuck.,., how is that even possible

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Wales is a country but also ☝️animal, 🐋 <- (he is de whale), this is one of the biggest mysteries of the world and no one knows why...

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where there is a will there is a way and there is also a william

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Million dollar idea💡We start hurting people who have wronged us

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using my amazing digital shotgun to blow my amazing digital brains out

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GHHGHGDDGHHHHGFD

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It's displeasing how much hatred there is on social media wherein everything is filled with discourse and anger and everyone seems to dehumanize and defame everyone else within arm's reach with both fervor and rage. It's frustrating how everyone seems to be in a constant state of rage against everyone else, but ey there's the rub, because by hating hate I am only feeding it. It's a vicious cycle, I am angry at the overwhelming anger I see and thus I only propagate it's reach.

The absurd truth is that the only way this cycles of anger can end is by acceptance, the people are angry and they are angry that they are angry, and thus is human nature, thus is life, and it is a terrible thing that one ought to e eventually accept. And it sucks...

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in the old testament (prequel to TADC) Caine hits abel with his amazing digital rock

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WHY WAS THIS THE STICKER ON MY DOGS CHEW-TOY?!? WHAT DOES THIS MEANNNN

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the thing i hate about people calling themselves "10x developers" is that as far as i am aware there is no concept for what a 1x developer is. you can put the goalpost wherever you want to define yourself however you want. compared to my tech illiterate mother who occasionally messes around with excel functions i am a 10000000x developer.

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Google just hired 1 million clones of your mother (grown in vitro) for their front-end development, each one sucks at programming but together? Together they are unstoppable

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If you think about it dollar bills are kind of like furry devianart closed species but for presidents

[ripempezardexerox]

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[effiecalvin]

If you scribble out or otherwise censor the swear words in a screenshot, I am legally allowed to come to your house and eat your phone.

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if I censor everything but the swear words in a screenshot would you come to me house and regurgitate a brand new phone please

[effiecalvin]

Let's get married.

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It wouldn't be proper, I am a man you are a woman, we are simply too different, the kingdoms of yuri and yaoi would never allow our betrothal

[hyperoperationfractallisation]

Well you gotta fix that then

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I don't believe my gender as something to be fixed but thanks for the offer

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Went to a really fancy michellin star restaurant and it was really fucking good and I am so fucking angry becouse I can't even complain, the food was incredible, can't even be mad at the price becouse I had the most awe-striking meals of my goddamn life, it felt like the food was having really passionate (but very considerate) sex with my mouth