"The skill of the Dwarves was unequalled, fashioning objects of great beauty out of diamond, emerald, ruby, and sapphire."
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗The King's Whore — "Before reclaiming Erebor, the king had propositioned you to become his personal whore, a proposition which was rather beneficial on both sides. However, it appears you have forgotten who owns you and now all of Erebor and its’ visitors must know that you are the king’s whore."
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗Burn For You — "In a moment of panic the dwarven king proclaims you are his spouse and to your shock, everyone believes him due to a presumed meaningless kiss. Out of the pureness of your company’s hearts, you and your ’lover’ are sent off upon a honeymoon."
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗The King's Whore Re-Written— "Once, you had agreed to become the king’s whore, however, it appears you have forgotten who you belong to."
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗Another — "The dwarven king is determined to make his seed take again."
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗His Lioness — "You had promised your status wouldn't get in the way of their journey and you were a hobbit of her word, that was until you began spending more time around him. Now without the aid of your herbs, you must fight off your heat and avoid the golden prince at all costs."
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗Symphony— "Creating beautiful "music" with your dwarven lover."
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗To Love Is To Change— "King Fili, first of his name, has ruled over Erebor for several winters now. Many changes have taken place throughout his reign, the mountain kingdom now flourishing as it had once before, however, the new king never planned for how much he would change alongside the kingdom. Now, the dwarven king is left to ponder what these changes means for himself and his wife. Will she love him as she once did? Or will she loathe these changes?"
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗To The Hilt— "Fili cheers you up with the help of his sword."
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗Yes Ma'am— "A night’s rest at a tavern during your painful journey seemed like bliss, it would have been pure bliss if not for the peculiar hatred a certain young dwarf had for you. Now being forced to share a room by orders of the king, you accidentally stumble upon the hidden truth behind the young dwarf’s hatred’."
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗Bring a Friend— "Threesome with Tauriel and Kili."
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗Milk — "Kili drains your tits."
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗To Please a Woman— "Kili learns to please a woman with his fingers."
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗It's Only Sex (No, It's Not)— "Only sex. That’s what is was supposed to be between you and Kili, but it turns out he went into this deal already wanting more."
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗Tag Team— "A new night means a new opportunity for pleasure with your elven and dwarven lover, but this time, something new is brought into the mix."
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗Pegged— "As the halls are stained with the sounds of sex, unbeknownst to the exasperated passersby; the roles have been reversed…"
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗Harder, Better, Faster...— "Comparing three dwarves to your exes..."
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗Positions— "The favorite positions of some of Middle-Earth’s finest royals…"
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗Ecstasy— "I just wanna be your sweetheart..." (Inspired by the song ecstasy by SUCIDAL-IDOL)