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Curious Mer (Male Merman x Transmasc Reader, soft smut, creampies)
Note: minors, bigots, ai supporters, dni. I don’t give consent to having my works reposted, or repurposed in any way. Apart from that, welcome :)
Also I’m very multifandom 😭 my un-linked descriptions are what I’ll be working on next! My requests r always open , but I will sorta take them as suggestions
FANFIC
Zagreus (hades) x fem reader, unfinished/ scrapped
Aerion Targaryen (AKOSK) x fem reader, smut. Pt2, Pt3
Hypnos (hades, illiad au) x fem reader, smut
Thragg (invincible) x fem astronaut reader, smut
Dek (predator badlands) x gn cyborg reader
ORIGINAL WORKS
Male kelpie (Caelan) x fem fairy reader, smut
Male Clairvoyant (Devon) x fem Victorian ghost reader (light smut)
Exactly what it says. For the monsters, hybrids, aliens, demons, and other supernatural creatures.
Fandoms: Original Character Fiction and Supernatural AUs.
Current Taglist: (Comment "5" to be tagged. I do post wlw mf stories so let me know if you do not want to be tagged in those)
𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝟔: SELF-INDULGENT
Really self indulgent stories that tend to be darker. Expect sci-fi, fantasy, horror, southern gothic, and slice of life elements.
Fandoms: Original Characters and Character Insert (miscellaneous)
Current Taglist: (Comment "6" to be tagged)
𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝟕: Supa Freak Love
Random smut one-shots... mainly horny writes and short excerpts from longer stories 😔
Fandoms: Miscellouse/Character insert
Current Taglist: (Comment "7" to be tagged)
𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝟖: WLW
Queer stuff.
Fandom: Miscellouse/Character inserts and Ocs
Current Taglist: (Comment "8" to be tagged)
Feel free to specify which fandoms you want to be tagged for. For example: 'Masterlists 1, 3, and 4. I want to be tagged in all fandoms except JJK,' or 'I want to be tagged in all stories except OC x Reader', 'I want to be tagged in everything,' etc.
Hi all! Back in February, I noticed that within the Jacko fandom in particular, a lot of hate gets thrown around at any authors writing fics that share similarities with other works. As someone who enjoys the Two Cake theory, it's upsetting to see people harass others over this for 'stealing ideas' when it isn't the case at all.
That said, in March, I put forward the idea for a bakery event of sorts, to celebrate the Two Cakes theory boosting fics and their similarities instead. Those taking part voted on the following prompt combination: Age Difference x Bakery AU x Anniversary.
Below are the fics everyone has written based on the prompt above. Enjoy the different cakes that the bakers have taken the time to make!
Disclaimer: Some fics contain explicit material; viewer discretion is advised.
Cakes: Fics with a word count above 750 words
Sweet Escape | @foxtufts
🍰 Synopsis: You discover your husband is cheating on you, and on your anniversary, no less. Luckily for you, Cook becomes the distraction that you didn't know you needed while working at your family-owned bakery.
Eggs | @madkingcrowley
🍰 Synopsis: Remmick told you that he hadn't eaten real food in decades if not centuries. You decided to treat him.
If It Feels Good, Then It Can't Be Bad | @sinfulteeth
🍰 Synopsis: Your one year anniversary of sleeping with your dad’s best friend just so happens to fall during the same time as you visiting home on spring break, with the house all to yourself, so why not celebrate together?
Burnt Sugar | @weavingduck
🍰 Synopsis: Patrick Sumner drifts into Hull about a month before the Volunteer sails for the Arctic - just long enough to form a routine. Across the apothecary on Clifford Street, he finds himself repeatedly drawn to a small bakery that refuses to feel temporary. He tells himself it is nothing, a distraction to pass the time, a habit he will abandon easily. But on the night before he is set to depart for the waters of the North Sea, he finally stops pretending he can leave unchanged without acknowledging this unintentional constant.
Something Sweet To Cover Rot | @lulaaaaaaw
🍰 Synopsis: Remmick has held you captive for a year. for you it’s a nightmare, for him it’s an anniversary of your love.
Night Out | @iceemochaa
🍰 Synopsis: Your wedding anniversary is today. You suspect your husband has something big planned, considering how long you’ve been with him. But things don’t always go the way it should, and you end up spending it with someone else.
Tier After Year | @spikedfearn
🍰 Synopsis: When you show up at the bakery after hours certain James Cook has forgotten your first anniversary, you’re already halfway to heartbreak. But behind the flour, the bad attitude, and the long day, he’s been planning a surprise of his own — one that turns the empty shop and the flat above it into the hottest, softest night of your relationship.
Cupcakes: Fics with a word count below 750 words
Nobody ended up baking a cupcake so you've got whole cakes to enjoy!
Thank you again to everyone who took part in this! I really appreciate the effort that you've all gone to. Happy International Cake Day, and please, enjoy the fics on offer, and show your support.
Too Sweet (NSFW Headcanon)
Pairing: Simon "Ghost" Riley x Reader/You
Content Warnings: NSFW; MDNI 18+; "smut lite"; some fluff
Tag: none
Author's Note: Just NSFW thoughts with musical inspo (not unusal for me).
Grinding (NSFW Drabble)
Pairing: Simon "Ghost" Riley x Reader/You
Content Warnings: NSFW; dom/sub, I suppose; grinding; thigh riding
Tag: none
Author's Note: It... I... this is self-indulgnet and we're gonna ignore the amount of smut I'm consuming/writing the last week or so.
Johnny "Soap" MacTavish (CoD)
Public (NSFW Drabble)
Pairing: Johnny "Soap" MacTavish x Reader/You
Content Warnings: Public sex
Tags: none
Author's Note: This was a random word vomit cuz I (weirdly) felt the need to write smut.
Volume (NSFW Headcanon)
Pairing: Johnny "Soap" MacTavish x Reader/You
Content Warnings: Noisy man in bed things
Tag: none
Author's Note: This is... honestly, it is for me. Not having a good time with life and needed things that make me happy (or feral, in this case).
Hair (NSFW Headcanon)
Pairing: Johnny "Soap" MacTavish x Reader/You
Content Warnins: Between the thighs things (not explicit but you know)
Tag: none
Author's Note: @/demothers-empty-blog asked me if Johnny would like his hair pulled. @/scaredyspooks talked head scritches.
Sloppy Style (NSFW Ask)
Pairing: ftm!Soap x Reader/You
Content Warnings: sloppy; oral sex; dirty talk; relgious aspects? (if you squint/from choice of words); mention of "rutting" (against the bed, specifically)
Tag: none
Author's note: I'm not promising quality in this one (from real life inexperience), but I AM gonna give it my best LOL
König (CoD)
"Good Boy" (NSFW Drabble)
Pairing: subby!Konig x softdom!Reader/You
Content Warnings: hyperspermia (implied); intercourse; riding (Reader on top); safewords and non-verbal signals; red/yellow/green light system; tapping system; praise; spit
Tag: none
Author's Note: I want to top this giant man VERY badly. This one is for me LOL
Kyle "Gaz" Garrick (CoD)
Returning the Virtual Favor (NSFW Drabble)
Pairings: Kyle "Gaz" Garrick x Reader/You
Content Warnings: NSFW; sharing sexuality explicit content via phone/internet; moaning; use of "gorgeous"; masturbation (male), HEAVILY implied
Tags: none
Author's Note: Why am I writing smut? For a character I'm not even comfortable writing yet?
Sebastian Krueger (CoD)
Run, Baby, Run (NSFW Drabble)
Pairing: Sebastian Krueger x Reader/You
Content Warnings: NSFW; dubcon (writing this as consensual and established relationship, though it does not appear that way); chasing through the woods; overstimulation; dacryphilia; degredation; knife play (specfically using the handle); orgasm denial/control
Tag: none
Author's Note: He's so mean... should I be sorry for this?
John Price (CoD)
Lunch Delivery (NSFW Drabble)
Pairing: John Price x fem!Reader/You
Content Warnings: office sex; semi-public sex; rough sex; bent-over-the-desk sex; established relationship (married)
Tags: none
Author's Note: Request for content from a friend <3 Thank you for the idea, my dear uwu
Gary "Roach" Sanderson (CoD)
Roadside (NSFW Drabble)
Pairing: Gary "Roach" Sanderson x Reader/You
Content Warnings: established relationship; public sex; roadside sex; Roach is mute; spanking; brat; quickie; nearly caught
Tag: none
Author's Note: This one's pretty short, but it's still fun! :D
Alejandro Vargas (CoD)
Content (NSFW Drabble)
Pairing: Alejandro Vargas x m!Reader
Content Warnings: language inaccuracies (Author only speaks English and uses Google Translate for help v.v); Author is afab and has never written m!Reader before; established relationship; slow, sensual sex; shower sex; exploring hands; soft smut; unprotected sex; Ale falling in love?
Tag: none
Author's Note: I wrote this to a Teddy Swims song. But it's also for my favorite Ale roleplayer! :D
Rodolfo "Rudy" Parra (CoD)
Puppy (NSFW Drabble)
Pairing: subby!Rodolfo Parra x fwb!f!Reader
Content Warnings: NSFW; fwb relationship; established relationship; pegging; Reader tops; Rudy being bratty?; minor petplay?; aftercare; Ale x Rudy mention!!!; fluff ending
Tag: none
Author's Note: Look... this did NOT go in the direction I intended it to. But here we are LOL I love it, though, so :P
Kim "Horangi" Hong-jin (CoD)
Reserved for You (NSFW Drabble)
Pairing: Kim "Horangi" Hong-jin x f!Reader
Content Warnings: established relationship; breeding kink; pregnancy kink?; unprotected sex; p in v
Tag: none
Author's Note: Shoutout to @/the-californicationist for helping me decide what god damn kinks this qualifies as LOL written to this song btw
Multi (CoD)
Songbird (NSFW One Shot)
Pairings: Simon "Ghost" Riely x fem!Reader x Johnny "Soap" MacTavish
Content Warnings: likely inacuracies as Author has no experience with some topics; established relationships; poly "throuple" relationship; cnc; rough sex; masked sex; p in v; vouyerism; exhibitionism; degredation; praise; dirty talk; roleplay; responsible safety talk prior to cnc "event"; nonverbal signals; no use of safewords; spanking; spit; use of the word cunt; unprotected sex
Word Count: 2,425
Tags: none
Author's Note: Look... I have 0 personal experience with the cnc kink. Too much trauma, personally. HOWEVER... I am willing to write it. Smut starts after the rose divider. This is a gift for @jeanzoriley-cod <3 smoochin' you!
Beta Reader(s): @spiderfly-tree-rat
Unspecified Character x Reader/You
"Honey, I'm Home" (NSFW Drabble)
Pairing: none/open x Reader/You
Content Warnings: NSFW; leash (intended for control aspect, not pet play); oral sex (m receiving); biting
Tag: none
Author's note: Just something short and sweet; pairing's open for interpretation.
Dessert (NSFW Drabble)
Pairing: none/open x f!Reader/You
Content Warnings: established relationship; f!Reader; sex in the kitchen; p in v; unprotected sex/no mention of condom or birth control; minor food play; praise; could be interpreted as free use, I guess
Tag: none
Author's Note: Written to this song. Hope dessert is as sweet as you, Reader c: <3