How to be a househusband and housewife together
There are many women out there who want to be a housewife. I, however, want to be a househusband. So, how is that going to work? You can't be a housewife and househusband together, right?
Here is my guide on how that is in fact possible and how to achieve it. Women, please listen up, because this is important to you when you marry me which I know you want to do.
Step 1) I become your househusband.
Step 2) You become my housewife.
Step 3) The bank takes the house.
Step 4) Can't be a househusband and a housewife without a house, right?
Step 5) Wrong. We pretend to move out, but actually we are just moving all of our stuff into the walls of the house, where we will live. Much like house gnomes.
Step 6) This can go on for years if we play it right, but eventually the family living there finds us.
Step 7) We get arrested on some trumped up charges like trespassing. We both know they are actually arresting us for daring to love.
Step 9) But what else is prison called?
Step 11) We just can't stop winning.
Step 12) We get out of prison but have to reintegrate back into society.
Step 13) Where do we do that?
Step 14) The halfway HOUSE.
Step 15) We just can't stop winning.
Step 16) After we leave we have trouble finding stable employment due to our criminal record..
Step 17) So we become freelance DJs who play at clubs, restaurants, and parties.
Step 18) And what kind of music do we play?
Step 19) We just can't stop winning.
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