Hi im spoon

sorry my paladin oath stops me from putting swears here she/her 29

[quank]

happy pride month to my favorite piece of official sonic the hedgehog art

[puyopuyo]

[nae-nae-supreme]

Lowkey I bet it felt good as fuuuuuuck to be one of the coal miners that got to blow a pinkertons brains out from a high ridge with a bolt action rifle.

[avalonjoan]

Love that you’re making it clear exactly what physical demands this job has, but could you possibly, potentially, phrase it differently?

[sternfleck]

My resume

[depsidase]

[lakemojave]

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

[iamoutofideas]

no 🛩️

[transmechanicus]

anotha one🛩️

[littlemissminu]

i'm feeling round today

[littlemissminu]

am i allowed to be semicircle about it?

[fairycosmos]

you have GOT to get over god abandoning you when you were 2 like its not even uncommon

[frogmoss1]

Knuckle tattoo that says %APP DATA

[whisper-and-tangle]

im never puppy bored when i slay with my puppy sword

[whisper-and-tangle]

[kuueater]

who wanna talk to the trout today

[cbd-puppy]

Christian poaster: I'm imbued with the poasters spirit

agnostic poaster: there's no way to know why my posts are good

atheist poaster: my posting gland is enlarged

[askfallencas-archive-blog]

watching yourself being replaced by people better than you

[wipemedownremix-deactivated2014]

this post is depressing af lets get some alley-oops in here

[feralratbitesu]

me desperately clinging to my favorite stuffed animal while my parents argue loudly in their room: itsprobably my fault

my cat speaking telepathically: thats not true! your parents hated each other long before you were born this was inevitable

me: oh...

the spectre that hanuts my livingroom:

[translatingpostsintolithuanian]

aš beviltiškai įsikibus į savo mėgstamiausią plušinį žaislą kol mano tėvai kitam kambary visa gerkle riejasi: taitikriausiai mano kaltė

telepatiškai šnekanti mano katė: netiesa! tavo tėvai negalėjo vienas kito pakęsti dar ilgai prieš tau gimstant šitai buvo neišvengiama

aš: a...

šmėkla besivaideananti mano salione:

[motherfucker-unlimited]

[theehorsepusssy]

[cali]

2018 tumblr post:

1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it

2: there used to be

3: why does this sound so ominous

2025 tumblr post:

1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land

2: yes my lady

3: yes my lady

[dailyskeletonreminders]